Stratholme God

   Chapter 185 I'm too hard

   For another elf, you definitely don’t understand what the [egg exchange period] is.

  However, Veresa has been hanging out with McDonald's recently. Just yesterday, when she inspected the Trident Corps with McDonald's, she must have heard the words of some extremely chaotic guy.

  Restore the scene like this:

  【Freedom Blue Bird】In common language: "Yo, tomorrow we will beat the orcs, will there be a beautiful elf girl coming to hug?"

  [Junchen Tianya]: "Cut, the virtue of having long ears, just treat us as maggots. Don't even think about it. Besides, what's so good about women? Women will only slow down the speed at which I draw my sword."

   "Yes, just treat yourself as the [egg exchange period]."

   At this moment, a female operator [Rainy Night Black Cat] came over: "What is the [Egg Exchange Period]?"

  The two old-fashioned critics suddenly became serious.

  [Junchen Tianya]: "Women have great aunts, can't men have a [egg exchange period]?"

  【Free Blue Bird】Singing and harmony: "Yes, it's like we changed our teeth when we were young. Men's **** will fall off by themselves every once in a while, and then grow new ones..."

  [Rainy Night Black Cat] was stunned: "Really?"

   Just when she wanted to ask in detail, the two **** corrected themselves.

   "I can't say more in detail!"

   "We are the ones who signed the [99 Agreement]!"

   This topic, girls really don't understand, after all, men and women have differences in physiological structure.

   Besides, what is the [99 Agreement], as soon as you hear it, you will be taller!

  When all the men solemnly refused to reveal more and talked seriously about the [1999 Agreement], [Rainy Night Black Cat] was confused.

(The 1999 agreement refers to a group of **** nonsense, saying that the earth was invaded by aliens in 1999, and a group of middle-aged two Sao years came forward to successfully defend the earth. Afterwards, [group amnestics] were used to erase the memories of all non-combatants Elimination. Then the combatants signed a non-disclosure agreement, swearing not to reveal the truth about that battle.)

   Well, not to mention Veresa of different races, there are many human women who are blinded by these funny boys.

  Perhaps, this is the tacit understanding of men!

   As the most curious and active Veresa among the three Windrunner sisters, she left McDonald's sight for more than an hour that day. Unfortunately, her eavesdropping action was discovered by the sand sculpture players, and the sand sculptures collectively played her.

  Whether others believe it or not, she does.

   At this time, McDonald's was forced to be helpless, telling the "fact" that he was in the [egg-changing period], and more wanted to express his pain in the eggs.

  Who knows, Veresa is very affectionate, her mouth is slightly open, she struggles to speak, and finally promises: "I will wait for you."

   "Cough! This..."

  【If you dare to play with Veresa's feelings, I'm a shark... ah! 】The 'Death Cursed Version' that Queen Xi floated over was interrupted by her eldest sister to 'cast the spell' before she finished speaking.

   System prompt: [Alleria launched a (coercive gaze) on Sylvanas, Sylvanas failed the mental check, and Sylvanas fell into a low-key lurking state. 】

  McDonald's speechless, what have I done?

  Why did I do nothing and fell into the scene of Bai Xue all of a sudden?

   Obviously I came first?

  Please, even if you call me scum, please let me get rid of my virginity first!

  …

   In the midst of doubting his life, McDonald's finally survived the fourth dance in embarrassment.

   At the dance that night, McDonald's refused to dance any more.

  If we spend the night peacefully like this, that's all.

   After finally slipping out of the terrace to catch his breath, he ran into the old elf priest Vondelore.

  The old man did not embarrass McDonald, and said that he loved Liadrin, his adopted daughter and disciple, but revealed that he and Fao were pen pals and had been friends for a long time.

   Even if he didn't say anything, McDonald can understand what he meant - before he was forced by the Sun King to sell his adopted daughter, that was helpless. If you treat her well, I have nothing to say. If you start messing around and then abandon it, don't blame me for complaining to your godfather.

a bolt from the blue!

   I suddenly felt that the musicians on the Elf side were annoying. Can't we play some BGM in the world all night long?

  If he doesn't marry Princess Kalia, the future Lich King Arthas will come to cut him in minutes!

   He married Kalia, maybe Veresa was going to die or live, and the three Windrunner sisters were going to assassinate him!

  If I can't hold it anymore and get a Liadrin, does that mean that all the Paladins must use the Holy Light to purify him?

   OMG! I am so hard!

  Even if you ask me for 'everything purple, thousands of red and a little green', can't you get a [trial pack] that costs 1,000 yuan and 800 yuan first?

  You guys are buying and selling like this, you are selling cakes!

   I feel tired and don’t love it anymore!

Returning to the residence temporarily vacated by the Great Magister Belovar as the [State Guest House], McDonald saw a long-horned red-haired royal sister who helped intimidate the Sun King and the Silvermoon Council, and slept in boredom on the gold coin he specially prepared. On the bed, I suddenly had an idea - even if I press F to enter the mobile fortress, it is better than the Shura field just now.

  Don't say anything!

  Sleep, go to Fukada-sensei in your dreams!

  Waking up the next day, McDonald immediately realized that the so-called hospitality of the elves is actually quite limited.

   No elves would sincerely treat their humans as uncles.

   Originally, I was thinking of losing the family and doing a big scavenger hunt to buy all the magic items on the market.

   Maybe it was because he was so arrogant yesterday that he shook some poor elves out of internal injuries. If he went to the auction house today, he would either say that the goods were removed from the shelves, or that some nobleman had already placed a deposit for this item.

   There are some junk left, and two more zeros are marked in front of the decimal point for him to see.

  Nima, isn't this cheating?

   As a qualified god, the worst thing you can do is to see yourself being tricked.

   Looking at the frequent pop-up windows of the system [prohibit the purchase of XX products at a premium of 10,000%], McDonald's felt annoyed.

  It’s boring, let’s go!

   just received another question from Lothar, asking him when he could return to the division. McDonald simply said goodbye to the Sun King on the grounds that he wanted to lead his troops to participate in the counterattack against the orcs.

   After some hypocritical business blows.

   The elves who want humans to get out, and the humans who don't want to stay longer, just parted ways.

At the same time when the human army began to withdraw, many elves in Silvermoon City noticed a strange phenomenon - those elves who participated in the alliance expedition actually left with their families, and many people even urgently sold Silvermoon City's elves. family property.

In this regard, the explanation given by the council is that it is suspected that the orcs came to the planet of Azeroth through a giant portal. If the portal cannot be destroyed, this part of the expedition may be executing a decades-long process. For garrison missions, in order to avoid separation of relatives, members of the expeditionary force are allowed to bring their family members.

  Most of the elves believed.

   100,000 of the 150,000 army should be evacuated first.

   The remaining 50,000 people took nearly 10,000 elves (more than 2,000 rangers, and the rest were relatives with certain fighting power), all the way to the south.

   When the large army came to the north of the Northland fortress, they saw the terrifying scene in front of them. I don’t know how many elves were moved to tears.

   It was made of nearly 200,000 orc and troll heads to make [Jing Guan]!

   (end of this chapter)