Stratholme God

   Chapter 32 Re-interpretation

  This world of Azeroth is very different from the "World of Warcraft" someone knows. For example, Arthas is older than the original history. According to the game settings, the second fool at this point in time is also a five- or six-year-old kid.

   This made McDonald a lot of doubts. He was afraid that the "history" he knew well would be ruthlessly revised.

   While hooking up with the two fools, he was thinking about **** him, Abu, let the two fools change someone's fate to be a good person, I feel like a bit of scum.

  Lordaeron is undoubtedly a beautiful city.

   Entered through the five-story castle gate and enjoyed the attention of the guards. McDonald noticed that even the soldiers watching the city gate were wearing shiny steel armor.

   On the bright nail surface, you can't find a trace of scratches, and even the dust has been wiped off.

   "How is it? The elite soldiers in Lordaeron are amazing!" The two fools were triumphant.

   "Well, a good honor guard." McDonald's casual remark made the two fools a little embarrassed.

"you…"

   "I didn't mean to humiliate anyone. My soldiers were still honor guards before they saw a troll."

   Arthas immediately noticed that it was different from the Stratholme swordsman armor behind him. Not so bright, the dullness comes from the change in the curvature of the armor, which is the trace of the armor after repairing.

   After being punctured or smashed, the armor will be deformed to a certain extent, but the degree of reflection is definitely not as good as the brand new one.

  The confident temperament exuded from them is different from the pride of the royal guards who are simply proud of their martial arts.

   Two fools fell into contemplation.

   MacDonald looked carefully at the streets of Lordaeron for the 'first time'.

  Too...awesome!

   The streets with four carriages running side by side are all paved with white jade marble. Not to mention spotless, every shop on the street has an artistic atmosphere, or a flower shop with just the right tone, or a dazzling array of jewelry store windows, or an outer wall made of glazed tile fragments.

   A taste called humanistic atmosphere is coming.

  It's a pity that McDonald's didn't have time to go shopping, so he got on the carriage and was sent directly into the royal garden.

In a typical European-style garden, every haystack is trimmed like a knife. On both sides of the road, there are fountains, or knight sculptures. The feeling of entering the places of interest makes McDonald a little envious - if I don't go back , is it possible to do it in Stratholme?

   As soon as he thought about it, he felt a little guilty.

  This ghost place is too scary, just get out of here.

   In the future, this place will become the 【Undercity】of the undead!

   MacDonald thought he would be summoned immediately, but the king was in a meeting, and then he saw a somewhat unexpected person-a soon-to-be-expired loli that perfectly matched the description of the princess in the fairy tale.

   A delicate Barbie-like face.

  A long blond hair cascaded down his shoulders like a waterfall.

   And even the loose white robe with purple orchid pattern and gold rims could not cover his slender figure.

In other words, at the age of 13, her body has not fully grown yet, but McDonald's looked at the handsome blond man who was almost 1.8 meters old at the age of 14 and forced Alsace, and couldn't help feeling in his heart - what a pair of beautiful dogs men and women.

   That's right, she is Princess Jaina Proudmoore, who is famous in later generations and known by the people in the world as 'Selling Daddy'.

She held the two horns of the mage's robe that looked like a long skirt, and gave an impeccable ladylike salute to McDonald and Arthas: "Good day! Your Highness Menethil! Good day! Great liar Stratholme— Your Mightiness!"

   The last two words are simply gnashing of teeth.

   Huh Huh?

  Why does this girl seem to hate me so much?

Seeing a bunch of question marks on the forehead of McDonald's, the two fools hurriedly came up and said, "You forgot? You took me to the 'that kind of salon' to see the world, and it was a good idea to take Gianna there too. Yes, it turned out that before you went, you thought they were burdensome, and 'missed' pushed them into the pool of the imperial garden, and then ran back to inherit the title. Jaina has been reminding me recently, telling me not to learn from you broken."

   "Cough cough!" McDonald was really choked, and then the long-term memory of the dead ghost emerged.

   That really is... hormonal bursts of youth—

well!

  It is not too late for a woman to hold revenge.

  Look at how rich men are, they never have a grudge overnight. Well, they are reported on the same day.

   But to say, the evil that the dead ghost McDonald's has done, will I bear it for me, who wants to be named McDonald's?

   "This, Your Highness Proudmoore, don't talk nonsense, slander anyone casually, I will sue you for slander..."

"Heh!" Jaina stopped pretending, and her blue eyes glared at McDonald's: "If you train to the physique of Arthas, I may still believe you to kill the troll leader, but you will Like this, I'm too embarrassed to take credit for my subordinates. You...you are still as shameless as you were back then!"

  When Jaina was furious, all the royal guards in the garden silently stepped back three steps in unison, and then the two royal priests sighed, as if they had been escorted to the execution ground, they approached two steps.

coming!

   The Royal Garden War is back after two years!

   As long as you don't kill people and make small troubles, you can only pretend that you can't see it!

  The corners of McDonald's eyes were twitching, and he still tried to struggle to the death, his tone as gentle as possible: "Dear Jaina, you are already an excellent lady, please don't do such childish things, okay?"

"Haha! This isn't some kind of conflict between children's emotions, it's just a magician girl who admires 'troll killer' asking for advice from heroes. If you win me, I promise you, you pushed me into the water two years ago and let me I'm not to blame for the fact that I almost died of a fever due to a severe cold."

   Don't you still remember this...

   McDonald's couldn't argue with that, feeling that it was a knife to stretch his head and shrink his head: "Since it was my admirer who asked me to reproduce **** a troll leader in one stroke, well, I will grant your wish."

   Jaina, who was said to be an admirer of McDonald's, had her lungs bursting with anger and gritted her teeth: "Be careful, I am under the tutelage of Archmage Antonidas. I will suffer if you underestimate me."

   "Yes yes yes!" After all, McDonald showed his musket and lit the empty chamber of a royal guard, who nodded.

   "Where's your sword?"

   McDonald smirked charmingly: "Hehe!"

   Jaina bit her red lips: "Can we start?"

  Jaina is a thief, separated from McDonald's by 30 yards, which is a very favorable distance for the mage.

   "Let Arthas say 'start'?"

   Jaina nodded.

   The two fools who accepted their fate came between the two of them, drew out their swords and counted down: "One, two, three... Start!"

   In the next instant, a gust of wind seemed to blow in the Imperial Garden, and McDonald's figure turned into a stream of light, so fast that Arthas couldn't even keep up with the naked eye.

As if a griffin swooped down, the gust of wind blew up grass clippings in the sky, Jaina only had time to release an [Arcane Missile], and was shocked to find that the arcane energy group that was shot out was unreasonably smashed. Crashed into pieces like fireworks.

   "Pfft", her body protection magic shield is more fragile than soap bubbles, it can be easily broken, and before she can react, her whole body has been knocked into the air in an M shape.

It didn't make her completely embarrassed. A thin but powerful arm hugged her waist like a ballroom dance, allowing her to regain her balance. At the same time, a large tube with a diameter of 20mm and a length of 20cm touched her colorful Red lips.

   "That's how I kept that troll silent forever!" McDonald grinned and pulled the trigger of the short-barreled musket.

"Snapped!"

   (end of this chapter)