Street Interview: 160,000? can't do anything
Chapter 016
After Qin Xiaoxian came in , Meng Hetang asked with a serious face .
“I fell asleep and overslept ~”
Qin Xiaoxian didn’t explain the fans .
Even without this , he was late .
It’s just that he was delayed for a few more minutes because of the fans .
Even if it was an explanation , he still couldn’t get rid of the fact that he was late .
At this time , Qin Xiaoxian dared to act !
” Team 7 was late for the first day of the show . It’s definitely not going to be the case !”
” After the performance today , hand in a fine of 100 yuan !”
” Others have also listened to Ang . If you have something to ask for leave one day in advance, if you ask for leave on the same day , unless it is a particularly urgent matter , it will be treated as absenteeism !”
” If you don’t come to the theater at normal time , you will be treated as late !”
” You will be fined 100 for being late once, 200 for being late twice, 400 for being late for three times , and so on . If you think you have more money , then you can be late as much as you like !”
” Of course , I definitely don’t want you to pay the fine for being late . It will be used as the team building fund for our seven teams. When we go out to play in the future , we will use the money from the fine. Everyone will work hard to make every time we go out. Play better !”
Three fires for the new official to take office !
Meng Hetang also established his majesty with a fine on the first day .
There are no rules and no squares !
Now that the seventh team is officially established , it must have the state that the performance team should have !
” Got it , Brother Meng !”
Being regarded as a typical Qin Xiaoxian , he was very aggrieved and accepted the punishment ~
No way , who let him hit the gun himself ~
hahaha …
Seeing the aggrieved Qin Xiaoxian , everyone else laughed .
I don’t know why , seeing Lao Qin like this , they find it more fun than sympathy ! .
Chapter 31 The name of the cross talk is a mouthful , and there is a reason why Lao Qin can be popular (5 updates , ask for a monthly ticket for flowers evaluation !)
Chapter 31 The name of the cross talk is a mouthful , and there is a reason why Lao Qin can be popular (5 updates , ask for a monthly ticket for flowers evaluation !)
The fine was passed in the laughter of everyone .
Qin Xiaoxian also obediently asked Meng Hetang to pay a fine of 100 yuan .
A hundred dollars on weekdays is nothing to him at all .
But I don’t know why , when I handed in the fine today , I felt a little heartache inexplicably …
hard to go to work and have a job of my own .
Unexpectedly, on the first day of official work, I have n’t earned a penny yet , so I took a hundred ~
Deyun’s performance team all have their own indicators and tasks .
How many games does each team have to play in total, and how many games does each actor have to play in total !
These are clearly stipulated .
If you can’t meet the standard , let alone wages , it’s a good thing not to deduct money .
However, as long as you follow the performance requirements seriously , the salary of Deyun Club is still very considerable .
When Qin Xiaoxian was waiting , Luan Yunping took the initiative to find him .
” Old Qin , your acting master and we all agreed with you yesterday. We are going to accept some variety show invitations for you now . As for the movies and TV series, we will put them on the back first , but considering the performance issues in Jiuxiang , we decided to only show them every week . I’ll give you a day to go out and record variety shows , of course , if you’re not too tired , you can also go to other variety shows during the day and come back at night to talk about cross talk , what do you think about this ?”
After knowing Luan Yunping’s purpose , Qin Xiaoxian fell into contemplation .
” Brother Luan , I’d better record some variety shows of flying guests first , and then slowly increase the workload when the follow-up cross talk is stable !”
In this regard , Qin Xiaoxian has always been very sober and knows what he needs !
” Then Lao Qin , do you have any requirements for variety shows ?”
” I think you can show me a variety show in terms of songs or poetry !”
Luan Yunping was a little surprised .
” Old Qin , are you sure it’s a variety show about poetry ?”
Qin Xiaoxian nodded very seriously .
” Yes !”
After obtaining the copywriting skills , Qin Xiaoxian has a huge library of poems and songs .
As long as the poems and songs appear in the Blue Star World , they will be automatically stored in the system .
As long as Qin Xiaoxian thinks about it, he can always find the poems and songs he wants through his copywriting skills .
Lao Qin still understands the principle of making good use of strengths and avoiding weaknesses .
Even if it is a variety show , it must be something that he is good at first .
Gradually and steadily , in order to get better and better !
” Sure , then I’ll help you keep an eye out !”
Seeing that Qin Xiaoxian was very sure , Luan Yunping didn’t say anything else .
” That’s fine , just get ready for the cross talk show . I’ll take care of the variety show for you !”
Qin Xiaoxian and Sun Jiuxiang were the second to appear today .
The two performed a traditional show “On Holding Tears ” again today !
, this version of the two of them is also based on the original adaptation , adding personal characteristics .
Qin Xiaoxian , who has a full-level cross talk ability, has great insights into cross talk performances .
bring some different ideas before the show .
that came back yesterday was the idea that Qin Xiaoxian came up with .
On the stage again today , Qin Xiaoxian and Sun Jiuxiang also staged a completely different joke .
Other people’s jokes are all about the identity and not the person .
the teasing of the two people has directly turned into a wrong identity !
” Sun Jiuxiang , who doesn’t know that jokes are the most important thing in cross talk performances ?”
” As long as you change a puppet , it’s impossible to say a three-point joke and a seven -point puppet. How many years ago was that ? ”
Sun Jiuxiang was also full of disdain .
” You also know that three points are funny and seven points are praised. This is the long-standing rule of cross talk. If I change a joke , I will never be so disrespectful !”
hahaha …
The two people pinched each other on stage , and the audience watching was very happy .
Qin Xiaoxian is not only handsome , but also has a cross talk performance .
It can always bring you an unexpected crosstalk experience !
” Hey , Sun Jiuxiang , I said that you are not suitable for me to cheer you up , but there is a basis for that !”
Sun Jiuxiang was very surprised .
” Is there any basis for this thing ?”
Qin Xiaoxian nodded .
” Of course , it’s all sung in other people’s songs !”
Sun Jiuxiang was very curious .
” How did you sing ?”
Qin Xiaoxian sang directly .
” How can you partner with him ?”
Sun Jiuxiang patted himself .
” Me ?”
Qin Xiaoxian continued to sing .
” It’s not because of blindness !”
” Abandoned a forest and tripped over broken grass !”
Sun Jiuxiang was full of resentment .
” What’s wrong with me ?”
Qin Xiaoxian opened his hands .
” You have no IQ ~”
” Don’t talk anymore !”
” I advise you to go home early ~”
” Don’t hurt me ~”
hahaha …
Good !
The audience under the stage couldn’t help but applaud .
Sun Jiuxiang quickly waved his hand !
” Good for what ?”
hahaha …
” Is that how people sing that short love story ?”
” Besides , if I really don’t partner with you anymore , without my praise , what would you say on this show ?”
Seeing Sun Jiuxiang’s fearless appearance , Qin Xiaoxian responded domineeringly .
” Why can’t you say it ?”
” Not only can I say it , but I can say it better !”
Sun Jiuxiang did not believe in evil either .
” I don’t believe it anymore ~”
” Let’s do it , Lao Qin , in front of the big guy today , tell us all the cross talk fame you know !”
became angry when he saw that Sun Jiuxiang was still questioning his ability .
” Cut , just say it !”
” Come on , look at what I know , there are ” Playing Lantern Riddles “, “Playing Chess “, ” Trade and Business” , and ” Business Classics ” !”
” ” Bell Music “, ” Tongrentang “, ” Five Elements Poems “, ” Tongue Twisters ” !”
” ” Anti-Seven “, ” Tie Dolls “, ” Doing Learning “, ” Cowardly Fortune Telling ” !”
” ” Eight Fans “, ” Fenhewan “, ” Love’s Frustration “, ” Making a Movie ” ~”
good …
When Lao Qin began to speak , everyone clearly realized that Qin Xiaoxian was concatenating the cross talk names into a coherent phrase .
This is not only the heart , but also the talent ~
After the audience heard such a passage again , they also expressed their approval of Qin Xiaoxian in the most direct way .
With the support of the audience , Qin Xiaoxian is also getting better !
” There are ” Stealing Axe “, ” Wu Pengzi “, ” Writing Pairs ” , ” Learning Radio “, ” Learning Storytelling “, ” Learning Four Images “, ” Learning Dance “, ” Learning Drama “, ” Learning Xiaoqu “, ” Learning Songs ” and ” Learning Quyi ” ! ”
” Medical family and chef , Wang Hua bought his father to present a map !”
” There are ” Praise the House “, “The Big Marriage “, ” Zaxue Sing “, ” Yellow Crane Tower ” , ” Making Friendship”, ” Selling Father’s Meat “, ” Fu Shou Quan “, ” On Pampering ” , ” Hundreds of Longevity “, ” Hong Yang Cave “, ” “The Great Bodyguard ” and ” Shangshou ” !”
” There are the Four Books of Chuan Tiao and Forgetting Ci , Geographical Map of Guessing Words , Island Country Bangzi vs. Spring Festival Couplets , Panlong Fufeng Grand Trial , Single Sword Club , Double Character Printing , and my best ” Painting Fan ” ~”
” Good !”
” Good !”
” Good !”
After Qin Xiaoxian finished this passage , the audience below was extremely excited .
” Old Qin is so talented !”
” It’s said that you can’t have both fish and bear’s paw , but I didn’t expect Lao Qin to have both , combining talent and handsomeness ~”
” Old Qin Mingming can rely on his face to eat , but he has to rely on talent ~”
” Should I say it or not , when Lao Qin was serious, he was n’t stupid at all !”
” Maybe Lao Qin is too perfect , the genius made him a little stupid ~”
The seven teams of comedians in the background are also very exciting .
” Old Qin can be hot , he really deserves his name ~”
As far as this passage is concerned , it may be easy to say it , but it is not easy to create it .
can be seen that Lao Qin is really talented ~.
Chapter 32 Father-son combination ? The captain of the seven teams that was vacated (6 more !)
Chapter 32 Father-son combination ? The captain of the seven teams that was vacated (6 more !)
development of cross talk has a history of hundreds of years .
During this period, there have been many excellent cross talk actors , and there have also been many popular works .
However, from the perspective of past cross talk performances , there are very few jokes that summarize previous works .
Even if there are , most of them are based on characters .
Few people would think of making a special summary of the cross talk name .
No one even thought of turning the title of the cross talk work into a coherent mouth .
Qin Xiaoxian’s performance today shows everyone his attitude towards cross talk .
Maybe this passage itself is not difficult , but it is not easy to think of summarizing all these works together .
” I seem to understand why Lao Qin is late now !”
, Meng Hetang said wisely .
In his opinion , where Lao Qin is sleeping , he is clearly creating with great concentration !
how could he make such an excellent cross talk work at his fingertips ~
But today is also the first official performance after the establishment of the seventh team. As a captain, he must have the dignity that he should have .
for punishing Lao Qin must not be refunded !
Qin Xiaoxian and Sun Jiuxiang’s discussion is very good .
There is no problem in terms of creativity , quality or performance .
end , they were also unanimously recognized by the audience .
In the applause of everyone, the two bowed and stepped down .
” Bang !”
But in the process of the two ending , the accident appeared again .
Lao Qin may have paid too much attention to the audience’s emotions , but instead ignored the road under his feet .
He accidentally stepped on his heel .
I tripped myself up !
” Are you all right ?”
” What happened to Lao Qin ?”
When Lao Qin fell , the audience’s expressions changed instantly .
Worry was written on everyone’s face .
In particular, the female audience could not wait to step forward to help Qin Xiaoxian .
But after seeing Qin Xiaoxian get up , everyone’s mood changed instantly .
” Hahaha …”
From concern to joy !
” I’m sorry everyone , I made everyone laugh , my stupid son went out today and forgot to take medicine ~”
woo ~~
Sun Jiuxiang’s listing is also very fast .
After confirming that Qin Xiaoxian was all right, he laughed and joked .
Qin Xiaoxian’s partner , he is getting more and more incomprehensible .
When he was just performing on stage , even if Master Guo De had just met him , he couldn’t help but raise his thumbs .
No pick in every way .
But just when you thought he was very good , he would inadvertently show a hint of stupidity .
Makes you cry .
Even sometimes , you will involuntarily evoke your father’s love and want to do everything in your power to protect him !
Sun Jiuxiang showed all his thoughts on the stage, and regarded Qin Xiaoxian as his silly son .
Qin Xiaoxian looked at the half-joking Sun Jiuxiang , and his heart warmed .
Don’t look at Jiuxiang’s strong words , but his actions just now were very gentle .
The moment he fell , Sun Jiuxiang helped him up and carefully asked about his situation .
After confirming that he was okay , Sun Jiuxiang began to hang up .
See character for details .
Judging from the series of small details he showed , Sun Jiuxiang’s partner is definitely worthy of recognition .
” I’m not stupid !”
moved , Qin Xiaoxian still didn’t want to label himself stupid .
This will be, he defended very hard .
” Hahaha , Lao Qin is so cute . He was taken advantage of and didn’t fight back . Instead , he explained whether he was stupid or not . This is not normal .”
” Laughing to death , Lao Qin has changed too much , but no matter who he is , I like him !”
” Old Qin , let’s accept some facts that should be accepted . It’s not a problem to be stupid. Look at how cute Bajie is dumb-headed !”
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