Street Interview: 160,000? can't do anything
Chapter 055
Seeing that Gao Yuanyuan was bowing , Qin Xiaoxian , who was holding the mob , obviously couldn’t drop the chain , so he also bowed .
It’s just that his microphone wasn’t fixed .
As he bowed, he straightened and fell .
In this way , his head and the microphone first came into a wave of intimate contact .
hahaha …
When the audience saw this , they all smiled .
What is professional ?
This is professional !
You can make the audience laugh without saying a word !
It’s just that for Qin Xiaoxian , he doesn’t seem to like such a funny way .
Everything else is fine .
really hurts
” Why , tell me about cross talk, I’m not nervous yet , you are nervous first ~”
hahaha …
, Gao Yuanyuan couldn’t help but complain .
Although it was the first time for her to talk about cross talk , but after really standing here, she did n’t have the slightest stage fright !
This disposition and determination is worthy of being an actor ~
“I ‘m so happy today to be able to come to the show [ Just Met You ] !”
Qin Xiaoxian also nodded .
” Really memorable !”
Gao Yuanyuan continued .
” To be honest , I really like cross talk very much , and I really had the idea of taking Teacher Guo as my teacher !”
“I want to be a professional comedian !”
Hearing this , Qin Xiaoxian shook his head .
” Don’t make trouble , Master said , girls can’t talk about cross talk !”
at the beginning of the two is still very good .
Gao Yuanyuan spoke cross talk for the first time without any stage fright .
And the whole person’s thinking is very clear .
I don’t know how Guo Degang taught her the skills , or whether Gao Yuanyuan did have some talent for talking about cross talk .
Anyway, she said it very well !
As for Qin Xiaoxian , there is nothing wrong with what he does in the aspect of praising .
With a full-level crosstalk ability, he does a good job whether it’s funny or hilarious .
In the face of Guo Degang and Yu Qian’s impromptu hanging up , he can handle it with ease .
This meeting will face Gao Yuanyuan , and there will be no problem !
immediately defended hearing Qin Xiaoxian’s objection .
” Why can’t girls say cross talk ?”
” Then Jia Ling is still a woman , hasn’t he been talking about cross talk ?”
Qin Xiaoxian shook his head .
” What kind of girl is Jia Ling , that’s my brother !”
hahaha …
People who talk about cross talk have a common feature , that is, they are smashed by their peers .
Because only the peers know that what everyone said is just a way of expression, it is for the effect of the program , and it will not be taken seriously .
If you really want to talk about other people , then I’m sorry , if you finish talking today , the subpoena from the yamen may have been delivered to you tomorrow !
In this case , Jia Ling , who is also a cross talk actor , just lays a gun inexplicably ~
” Even if Jia Ling is not a woman , I still want to talk about cross talk . If Teacher Guo doesn’t accept female apprentices , how about I worship you as a teacher ?”
” I’ll knock your head on the ground for a while , and you will be my apprentice !”
Hearing this , Qin Xiaoxian was stunned .
” I’m afraid that won’t work , mainly because I don’t have the money to buy a bag for you ~”
woo ~~
This wave of Qin Xiaoxian’s smashing is cruel enough .
A layman may not know much about buying a bag .
in the cross talk circle , it is definitely a well-known thing .
An old gentleman surnamed Hou , accepted a female apprentice .
Originally, this was already a taboo in the cross talk world .
Even more shocking .
He also specially bought a lot of bags for this female apprentice !
If so, that’s fine .
Even more unexpected is that .
This guy bought a fake bag !
If you have money , it’s up to you how you want to spend it .
no money at all , but he has to fight for the big tail wolf there . This person is good enough ~
And there’s another reason .
of cross talk with the surname Hou has little ability at all .
It was entirely dependent on his brother’s reputation .
Because of this incident , Guo Degang was also opposed to this Master Hou .
Only in the end it can only be done .
Guo Degang , who opened it, was very clear in his heart .
Now as long as it is related to cross talk , there is such a sentence in my heart .
Eat a bite of Tang monk meat and live forever , scolding Guo Degang to become famous ~
of scolding is meaningless to Guo Degang .
for the other party , it is a huge popularity bonus .
, who had seen through this , no longer had the blood and energy he had in the past .
not that he is cowardly now , but that he knows how to cherish his feathers .
But now, although Guo Degang’s remarks are more cautious than before .
his good apprentice Qin Xiaoxian has inherited his trait of hating evil .
When I see someone or something that is unfair , I always say a few more words !
Guo Degang was not particularly supportive of this apprentice ‘s approach .
After all, he has suffered a lot from this .
But so far , he has not had any objection .
If I really want to say that Qin Xiaoxian will really offend people because of this mouth , then he, the master , will definitely stand up without hesitation !
In this lively atmosphere, the two people ‘s cross talk performance started slowly .
” Old Qin , I heard others say that you have always been very stupid . Is this true ?”
Seeing Gao Yuanyuan’s sincere look , Qin Xiaoxian hurriedly shook his head .
” That’s all nonsense , how could I be stupid !”
” I’m so smart ~”
hahaha …
Qin Xiaoxian’s arrogant little expression also made the audience under the stage laugh extraordinarily happy .
” Why not , we are here today , how about a simple intelligence test to see if you are really stupid ?”
Hearing this , Qin Xiaoxian did not hesitate at all .
” Come on then , I’m not stupid anyway !”
Gao Yuanyuan also slowly started to show off .
” Well , before the official start , let me ask you a question . How is your IQ test ?”
Qin Xiaoxian nodded .
” Come on !”
Gao Yuanyuan didn’t hesitate and asked directly .
” Say your father and your daughter-in-law fell into the water at the same time , who do you save first ?”
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned .
” Why do I feel like this question is testing me ?”
” I’ll save my daughter-in-law first !”
Qin Xiaoxian gave the answer with certainty .
Gao Yuanyuan smiled upon seeing this .
” Hehe , look at your IQ !”
Qin Xiaoxian was very puzzled .
” Then I’ll save my father first !”
” Hehe ~”
This time , Gao Yuanyuan still replied hehe .
Two hehe , Qin Xiaoxian was stunned directly .
” No , I answered both of these answers , what do you mean by always huh ?”
Gao Yuanyuan looked at Qin Xiaoxian with disdain .
” You shouldn’t ask first , what did your father and your daughter-in-law go to the river for ?”
woo ~~
hahaha …
“I didn’t expect the goddess to have such a serious side , but I like it ~”
” Hahaha , as expected, there are no vulgar works , only vulgar people . I don’t think there is any problem with this work !”
” This is an excellent work in the legend , I really like this kind of work !”
” Yuanyuan is so funny , my God , is she sure she has never spoken about cross talk before ?”
” The combination of Lao Qin and Yuanyuan is very enjoyable to watch. I don’t know why , but what they do together is so sweet ~”
” Yuanyuan and Lao Qin are the couple , I don’t know what other people think , but I’m chasing them anyway !”
The audience under the stage was extremely excited .
Everyone is excited to express their ideas .
Qin Xiaoxian saw that he had suffered a loss , and he could not calm down for a long time .
He is a professional cross talk talker , but he was given a routine by an amateur cross talk talker. Isn’t that bullshit ~
?620?Seeing this situation , Qin Xiaoxian thought of a question that Sun Jiuxiang gave him before .
” If that’s the case , I have a question for you too !”
Gao Yuanyuan was still very calm .
” Then tell me !”
Qin Xiaoxian said excitedly .
” Say , I’m your father , you know ?”
When Gao Yuanyuan heard the words, she just wanted to answer , but found the routine .
Then she deliberately paused before replying unhurriedly .
” I’m an orphan !”
hahaha …
hmm ?
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned immediately .
This routine was only recently proposed by Sun Jiuxiang .
It was impossible for Gao Yuanyuan to know .
It is absolutely impossible for Guo Degang to be so detailed .
The only thing that can be explained is that Gao Yuanyuan figured it out herself .
But this is too much …
I think when he was answering this question, he was a lot of tricks .
How did you get here to Gao Yuanyuan , and answer this question so easily ?
” What’s the matter , is there a problem ?”
Gao Yuanyuan asked with a smile .
Qin Xiaoxian kept shaking his head .
” No , no !”
hahaha …
His reaction made Guo Degang also laugh .
Guo Degang appreciates Qin Xiaoxian’s performance style .
Looking at the entire cross talk industry , there are not many who have the same style as him .
The word stupid is easy to say but too difficult to shape .
It’s like a comedian trying to amuse the audience !
Not only do you have to convince others of what you say , but you also have to restrain your own inner thoughts .
Honestly , it’s not easy
But Qin Xiaoxian’s interpretation of the word stupid is very accurate !
Sometimes Guo Degang even has doubts , is Lao Qin really a little stupid !
But you say that he is really stupid . Even the shrewd person can’t understand his thoughts in some aspects .
This is very contradictory !
However, in a state of contradiction , it is still possible to get everyone’s likes , which is a real skill !
” I still have a question , which is a century-old problem . If you can answer it , I will admit that you are not stupid . On the contrary , you are very shrewd !”
Gao Yuanyuan continued to speak down .
When Qin Xiaoxian heard this , his originally gloomy eyes were once again full of light .
” Come on !”
Gao Yuanyuan asked with a smile .
” Say , which came first in this world, the chicken or the egg ?”
hmm ?
When Gao Yuanyuan gave her question , the old Qin people were all stupid .
” This problem can’t be solved for centuries , how can I know ?”
Gao Yuanyuan patted herself very confidently .
” I know !”
“The first chicken !”
Chicken that came first ?
Qin Xiaoxian’s face was full of disbelief .
” Why the first chicken ?”
” Because , life is forced !”
woo ~~
When Gao Yuanyuan finished saying this answer , the audience at the scene was excited again .
Unexpectedly, the dignified and elegant national goddess is also an old driver ~
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Forced by life !
When Gao Yuanyuan answered why the chicken came first , Qin Xiaoxian and her cross talk ended .
now Qin Xiaoxian has a deeper understanding of Gao Yuanyuan .
Before that , he always felt that Gao Yuanyuan should be an elegant , noble and temperamental girl !
Qin Xiaoxian realized it clearly after getting to know him at close range today .
She turned out to be a funny girl !
This answer is so pretty ~
” Hahaha , well said , it seems that my little stove is not in vain !”
Guo Degang was also very pleased at this meeting .
Tell the truth .
in five minutes is too limited .
Even if he has the ability to defy the sky , it is impossible to say that Gao Yuanyuan can really understand the essentials of cross talk in an instant .
who has never heard cross talk understands what cross talk is about and can perform cross talk .
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