The old man was so angry that he was not happy.
"???"
Bai Wuchang lived in Bengbu.
Hei Wuchang was also dumbfounded.
After several seconds, Bai Wuchang forced a smile:
"Master, I find that you are not only highly skilled in Taoism, but also very humorous!"
"Isn't this joke a hundred times better than the Spring Festival Gala skits in the mortal world?"
Bai Wuchang grinned, and his smile was uglier than crying.
Hei Wuchang said "um" heavily, expressing his strong support for Bai Wuchang's words!
"Who is kidding you?"
"You two brothers should have some shame!"
"It was you who broke the sarcophagus, how can you blame it on me?"
Liu Feng left after he finished speaking.
"Master!!!"
The Black and White Impermanence panicked.
They were just ordinary ghost messengers, how dare they provoke such a being?
Earthly Immortals...
They could be killed with a single slap, without even using magic weapons!
Even if that person became a ghost immortal, his Taoism must be higher than theirs!
What if they took the blame?
"Master, please stay!"
The Black and White Impermanence hurriedly chased after him.
...
"Master."
Zhang Hao took the initiative to greet Liu Feng when he saw him coming down.
"I don't know what happened just now, I suddenly felt cold and passed out..."
"Has the sarcophagus been solved?"
Zhang Hao made up a reason.
Liu Feng was being bombarded by the Black and White Impermanence, so how could he care about Zhang Hao pretending to faint?
He just wanted to find someone to share the firepower!
"Old Zhang, please judge for yourself."
"The sarcophagus was blown up by the two of them. Should this merit be attributed to them?"
Liu Feng asked Zhang Hao.
When Zhang Hao heard the word "merit", he almost laughed to death!
He witnessed the whole process.
Is this merit?
This is a black pot!
"It's so miserable. The master has to take the blame."
Zhang Hao was very happy.
Now that the master can crush the ghost messenger, he naturally has to stand on the side of the master.
So the next second, Zhang Hao bowed to the Black and White Impermanence.
"Thank you two gods for taking action to get rid of the sarcophagus."
"Hundreds of dead souls nearby will thank you for your great kindness!"
Zhang Hao looked sincere.
"You see, the eyes of the masses are sharp!"
Liu Feng added.
The Black and White Impermanence almost vomited blood!
Looking at Zhang Hao suddenly, the Black and White Impermanence's eyes seemed to want to kill people!
Zhang Hao was so scared that he shuddered and couldn't help but lean towards Liu Feng.
Live broadcast room——
[Hahahahaha, Xiao Zhang is too mean! ]
[He even bowed... Black and White Impermanence must be so angry! ]
[The master is also awesome, he can even say that taking the blame is a merit. ]
[White Impermanence: Damn, there is no normal person! ]
[Hahaha, Black and White Impermanence are so miserable! ]
[What a sin, it's not easy to eat incense ash! ]
[This is called eating people and being short-sighted~]
[White Impermanence: I want to die! ! ! ]
[Madam, I burst into laughter! But then again, these two guys ate up all the essence of the sarcophagus. ]
[They got such a big benefit, what's wrong with taking the blame? ]
[Yes! This blame should be taken, I support the master this time! ]
[I also support the master! ! ]
[6, it's so cool to follow the master to cheat people! ]
On the show.
Liu Feng returned to the altar and asked Heibai Wuchang to gather all the dead souls.
"Take them to reincarnation, don't play any tricks."
"Otherwise I will go to the underworld myself!"
Liu Feng warned Heibai Wuchang.
Heibai Wuchang nodded in fear, but his eyes were full of sorrow.
These dead souls are a piece of cake, the key lies in the owner of the sarcophagus!
The sarcophagus was blown up by the two of them, and the owner of the sarcophagus must be able to detect their breath!
When they say that they were ordered by Liu Feng, Liu Feng will not admit it...
Heibai Wuchang felt a headache just thinking about it.
"Okay, go down!"
Liu Feng waved his hand, indicating that Heibai Wuchang could leave.
Heibai Wuchang looked at each other and saw helplessness in each other's eyes.
This Tianshi was determined to pass the blame, and they really had no way to deal with it.
"Let's go!"
Hei Wuchang was very straightforward and took the dead souls into the ground first.
Bai Wuchang looked at Liu Feng's left hand.
"Tianshi, that mourning stick..."
Bai Wuchang smiled and prepared to ask for the weapon back.
"This mourning stick is good, it's very convenient to use."
Liu Feng replied.
Bai Wuchang waited and waited, but saw that Liu Feng had no intention of returning it.
Suddenly, Bai Wuchang's heart jumped!
Is this guy greedy? ?
"Tianshi, this mourning stick is my weapon, I never leave it."
"Look..."
"Can you give it back to me?"
Bai Wuchang still held on to the last glimmer of hope.
"Yes, of course I will!"
Liu Feng replied seriously.
Bai Wuchang breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fortunately, this little Taoist priest still has some bottom line."
"I can't lend him the mourning stick anymore. He's always worried..."
"No! There's no future!"
"We'll never see each other again after today!"
Bai Wuchang made up his mind and reached out to Liu Feng to ask for the mourning stick.
Liu Feng smiled slightly when he saw this.
"Old Bai, I will definitely return this mourning stick to you, but not now."
"Lend it to me for a few days."
"I'll return it to you when I call you next time."
Bai Wuchang was stunned when he heard this!
Next time?
He didn't want to see Liu Feng again!
He didn't want to see Liu Feng again in his life!
"Hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with Lao Hei soon."
Liu Feng urged, and waved goodbye to Bai Wuchang.
"I..."
Bai Wuchang looked at the mourning stick.
At this distance, he could grab it in less than a second!
But I'm afraid he would have the life to grab it, but not the life to use it!
With the mourning stick in hand, he might not have time to run, and Liu Feng would take him away!
After thinking for three seconds, Bai Wuchang gave up.
"Next time, next time, at worst I'll work for nothing again!"
Bai Wuchang made up his mind, bowed to Liu Feng, and then plunged into the ground.
"Hehe!"
The laughter of Hei Wuchang came, obviously gloating.
"Lao Hei, what are you laughing at!"
"Hurry up and get on the road!"
Bai Wuchang's voice gradually faded away.
Liu Feng turned his head and looked at Zhang Hao beside him.
"The mourning stick is very useful for fighting ghosts, I wonder how it works for fighting people..."
Liu Feng muttered.
Zhang Hao was immediately scared out of his wits!
"Master, I have diarrhea, I'm leaving first!"
Zhang Hao turned and ran!
Unfortunately, it was too late.
With a "snap", Zhang Hao was hit on the shoulder.
"Ah - I'm dead!!!"
Zhang Hao's face turned pale, and his legs softened and he sat on the ground.
Professor Zhou on the side was shocked!
Seeing that Zhang Hao was not injured, Professor Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.
It's just that the way this Taoist priest gets along with his companions...
It's really fucking unique!
But thinking about Liu Feng's outrageous way of salvation, Professor Zhou was relieved again.
Anything that happens to Liu Feng is not surprising.
"Hey? I seem to be fine?"
Zhang Hao also reacted.
Touching the shoulder that was hit, Zhang Hao climbed up.
"Mom, I'm scared to death!"
Zhang Hao patted his chest, and saw Liu Feng throwing the mourning stick over.
Subconsciously receiving it in his hand, Zhang Hao was a little confused.
"It seems that this thing is only useful for ghosts, you take it first!"
"Wait for that ghost fairy to catch up, and you ambush him."
"Try to beat him to his knees and beg for mercy!"
"Doesn't he like to show off?"
"I want to make him kneel and beg for mercy, when he is most desperate..."
"Use the Soul-Falling Money to take him away!"
Liu Feng stood with his hands behind his back, skillfully posing as a master.
Compared to the Soul-Falling Money devouring souls from the inside.
He wanted to see with his own eyes the miserable state of the ghost actor kneeling and begging for mercy!
Only in this way can he vent his anger!
Zhang Hao was stunned.
"Me? Ambush???"
Zhang Hao was dumbfounded!
He used that 1.5-meter-long machete to hit his head! ?
Master, can you be a little more humane?
The audience in the live broadcast room looked at Liu Feng's conceited expression and laughed immediately!
[Fuck! I can't hold it anymore! ! ]
[The mourning stick was just given to the program team like this? Master, you should be more careful! ]
[Hahaha, how did the master know that Xiao Zhang was an undercover? ]
[Too miserable! The mourning stick that was just obtained from the pit was given to the program team before it was even warmed up. ]
[Director & Taoist Zhang: Thank you for the gift of nature! ]
[Master: ? ? ? Shame on you? ]
[Hahaha, remember the master's expression now, he will cry soon! ]
[Anyway, it's the last live broadcast, Xiao Zhang might as well play big and steal the ancient coins too! ]
[Fuck, don't do it! The master will kill people! ]
[I think it's okay, the program effect will definitely explode! ]
[Support! ]
[Support +1~]
[Fuck! Aren't you the ones who died emotionally? Aren't there so many living devils in the live broadcast room? ]
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