Stupid Odin

#223 - Abandoned World

There was no other way. Kinunga took advantage of the severe damage to the Sumerian world and devoured their Sky Axis God and Earth Goddess in one go. The fact that he wasn't taken over by the opposing gods, who were essentially small world wills, was already quite remarkable.

As for inheriting the fate of their world in a small way, that was a minor matter.

The most crucial thing was that the biggest tragedy in the Gilgamesh myth was that he offended the goddess Ishtar. Then, the goddess borrowed the Bull of Heaven from her father and sent it to deal with Gilgamesh and Enkidu.

To make matters worse, even the Bull of Heaven was killed by Gilgamesh, so the goddess cursed Enkidu, causing this created, half-human, half-beast Enkidu to fall seriously ill and die.

The death of his close friend deeply impacted Gilgamesh. Although he tried hard to revive his friend, he ultimately failed. Disheartened, he spent the rest of his life as a wise king.

It can be said that 'Gilgamesh's' life was full of tragedy and regret.

But this life was different.

The entire Sumerian pantheon was almost emptied by Tang Si. Not only did Gilgamesh and Enkidu become pure-blooded gods, but they were also actually brothers. Under the giant umbrella of the Aesir, they would likely not encounter any internal strife or targeting.

The only threat would probably come from the outside.

They were too young. Even if the sky fell, there would be a large group of powerful older brothers holding it up in front, so it wouldn't be their turn to get beaten.

For Tang Si, if there was anything he hadn't expected, it would definitely be Ishtar.

As the saying goes, 'Beautiful appearances are all the same, but interesting souls are one in a million.' Regardless of this goddess of [Sex]’s superb learning ability in this regard, such as seeing Tang Si giving the middle finger, while Elle was trembling and confused, Ishtar would directly sit on it.

The key was that this silly goddess never stopped. Either she had strange requests for her dear son 'Gilgamesh,' or she ran to harass Tang Si's other concubines.

Fortunately, Freya and the others weren't the same size as her, otherwise Tang Si would be even more annoyed.

"But, whatever, it can be considered a little spice," Tang Si muttered to himself.

If every goddess was as well-behaved as Gullveig, perhaps he would find it boring.

The biggest surprise came from teaching (beating) Gilgamesh!

This kid inherited the arrogant and conceited personality from the myth. His mouth was really sharp. He didn't know who he learned it from, but his catchphrase always started with "mongrel." So Tang Si upgraded the [Seven Wolves] to the genuine [Fenrir's Leash].

Low damage, but maximum pain.

You little brat, almost all the royals in the Aesir are mixed-bloods of pure-blooded Aesir and giants. You yourself are at most three-quarters god. If you curse 'mongrel,' then you're cursing yourself too.

This time, it wasn't just Tang Si alone. Ishtar also took the opportunity to deal with her son, directly starting a mixed doubles mode.

There was no other way. Gilgamesh's random cursing would damage the legitimacy of the god-king lineage, so he really couldn't be indulged.

Finally, after some cruel suppression, Gilgamesh became much more obedient.

He was sent to Uruk, a human city that was originally under Ishtar's direct jurisdiction, at the age of twelve to learn how to be a king.

This made Frigg quite envious.

Any god could see Tang Si's 'favoritism' towards Gilgamesh.

You should know that even for the Crown Prince Thor, Tang Si had never let him manage internal affairs.

To this, Tang Si said: "Having the talent for internal affairs or not is something that can be seen at a glance. I wouldn't force a son whose brain is full of muscles to learn internal affairs."

With him saying so, no one gossiped anymore. Uruk was originally a Sumerian city that worshiped Ishtar. It really wasn't considered favoritism for his old mother to let her son practice.

Only once, when Tang Si occasionally chatted with Freya and the others, did everyone realize Tang Si's suffering.

"Out of over a hundred gods, less than five actually have management skills. If I don't use Gilgamesh to death, am I supposed to let those idiots who only know how to fight or eat, drink, and play in the Hall of Joy manage such a big world?"

That's right!

Freyr, Enki, Gilgamesh, King Arthur... At most, add a half-baked Enkidu. Tang Si devoured several god races, and only these few could really handle management. If [Internal Affairs] ability was visualized, Tang Si estimated that within the entire Aesir, with 100 points as the full score, the internal affairs value of 90% of the idiots would be single digits.

It was truly heartbreaking and tear-jerking!

I, Tang Si, am too difficult!

Compared to governance, Gilgamesh felt that being beaten up by his older brothers under the guise of sparring and training was the easiest thing. At most, those idiot older brothers would beat him up while shouting "My foolish younger brother," which made him very unhappy.

Painful as it was, his older brothers didn't forbid him from going all out. It was true that his primitive version of Noble Phantasms couldn't pierce the ridiculously thick skin of Thor, Tyr, and Vidar.

Whether in terms of divine power or mystery, Gilgamesh's Noble Phantasms were of too poor quality.

"Father God, when can I obtain more powerful divine artifacts? I hope to forge a new batch of divine artifacts with the branches of the World Tree," Gilgamesh said to Tang Si.

Tang Si smiled. On the god's throne, he propped up his cheek and said, "First of all, it is a mistake to be overly reliant on external objects. What you should trust most is your own martial skills, including hand-to-hand combat, swordsmanship, and elemental control."

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"I understand."

"Secondly, you must prove that you have the strength to wield high-level divine artifacts. How about this, if your swordsmanship is recognized by Tyr and your elemental magic level is approved by Dagda, then you will have passed."

"Okay."

"Finally, you have not established enough merit to convince the gods. The Aesir respect strength. A male god without combat power cannot convince the public. Only by obtaining the heads of multiple opposing combat-type gods in the next god war can you convince the public."

"That makes sense."

Gilgamesh might have a foul mouth, and he might be overly arrogant, but he had one good point: he at least knew how to respect true experts.

This father, Tang Si, didn't simply deny his son's dreams or simply agree, but rather put forward a series of requirements that he could achieve, allowing him to realize them step by step.

This kind of parenting method was definitely something that the idiot goddess Ishtar couldn't learn.

Tang Si had intended to cultivate 'Gilgamesh' into his next trump card. He originally thought there wouldn't be enough time.

Unexpectedly, after the Sumerian War, twenty years passed in a flash.

The Kinunga world hadn't encountered any other world, until this day...

"Buzz buzz buzz!" First, [Kraken No. 2], which was in a forward position, sent a message, followed by reconnaissance news from the Venus goddess Ishtar.

"Darling, it's terrible, I've discovered an abandoned world—"

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