Summon Pokémon after a thousand years

The scene was a sensation again.

"Sister loves you! Come to my sister's bowl! My sister will definitely hurt you well! "

"So cute and cute! No, I'm going to faint! "

"How can there be such a cute boy?"

......

Just now, he was just fanned by Lin Beifan's appearance, and now he is fanned by Lin Beifan's personality.

Even the queen of heaven Wei Xue'er was covering her mouth and snickering, she found that this child was really too interesting, even more interesting than the legend.

"Okay, good, then we won't force you to say your name." Wei Xue'er smiled very well and asked: "Little friend, ask you a little question, do you think my sister's song is good?" Or, do you like your sister's songs? "

"Like." Lin Beifan answered honestly.

"Why do you like it?" Wei Xue'er asked.

"Because you only have the lyrics 'Pori' in your song, it's especially easy to remember." Lin Beifan replied seriously.

Wei Xueer: "..."

The audience laughed.

"Polypori ~~" Fat Ding was so angry that his body swelled.

"You see, even your Pokémon agreed." Lin Beifan mended the knife.

Fat Ding was flatulent again.

The audience burst into laughter.

Wei Xue'er had an embarrassed but elegant smile on her face, and now she finally knew where the word "pit baby" came from.

It's really a pit, so caught off guard.

"So what's your favorite song?" Which song do you want to sing? Wei Xue'er asked again, wanting to resolve the embarrassment.

Lin Beifan was embarrassed again: "But I don't have my favorite songs, because I like all your songs, what should I do?" "

Wei Xue'er's eyes lit up, it turned out that this cute little boy was still her loyal fan.

"It turns out that I still have such a loyal and cute little fan!" Wei Xueer was very happy and couldn't wait to ask: "Then you have some favorite songs?" Say it all for everyone to hear. "

""Moonlight", "Early Morning"..."

Lin Beifan said the song that Wei Xue'er had just sung, and he didn't even change the order.

A bad premonition flashed on Wei Xue'er's face: "Wait little brother, these songs seem to have been sung just now?" You've never heard just these songs, have you? "

"yes." Lin Beifan answered honestly.

The scene was a little embarrassing, and the goddess's smile was even more embarrassing.

Just praised you as a loyal little fan and was slapped in the face, even the faint slight snow felt that his face was pumped.

I only heard that Lin Beifan continued to speak there alone, humming with a look of intoxication: "Like this song "Moonlight", po-bo-poli-po-bori-po-po-bo-po-po-bo-po-pori-po-pori-po-po-pori-po-po-bo-po How gentle is the melody? This song "Afternoon" po-po-po-poli-po-po How languid is the melody? This song "Childlike" po-po-po-poli po-poripo po-poripo po-po How cheerful is the melody? The most important thing is that I can sing these songs once I listen to them, and the lyrics are too easy to remember, soeasy!"

Wei Xueer's face twitched again, can you stop emphasizing the lyrics?

She now has the urge to beat him up.

"Pory!" The fat Ding next to him was about to explode.

The audience laughed.

Off stage, in the back of the concert.

A somewhat mysterious woman looked at the two interacting on the stage with her hands on her shoulders, and a mysterious smile appeared on her face: "Xiao Xue'er, you told you not to provoke him, you were pitted, right?" "

On stage.

"That kid, which song do you want to sing?" Shall we sing together? Wei Xue wanted to end the conversation quickly, hurry up and let him sing, she wanted to "take revenge" back.

"You want me to sing? But this is not in line with the rules! Lin Beifan said in embarrassment.

"What non-compliance?" Wei Xueer and the audience looked confused.

"Sister Tianhou, look, I paid to hear you sing, not to sing for you. Spending money to sing to you this diva listens to, do you say this is not in line with the rules? "

"It seems to be..." replied Wei Xue'er weakly, always feeling that something was wrong.

"But the audience wants to hear you sing?" The queen reacted immediately.

"This is easy to solve." Lin Beifan looked indifferent, laying out the facts and reasoning: "According to the principle of equivalent exchange, you sing, and others give you money, right?" Then I sing, are you going to give me money too? "

"Uh... Right. The Queen of Heaven was speechless.

"And I'm so cute, so handsome, so cute..." Lin Beifan first bragged shamelessly, and then said: "I'm not greedy, you help me report the 500,000 yuan ticket, I'll sing." "

Lin Beifan showed his ticket, and then zoomed in 10 times to report the bill.

"But this ticket is only priced at 50,000..." said Wei Xue'er, pointing to the numbers on the ticket.

"I bought a scalper ticket." Lin Beifan was righteous.

Wei Xue'er's face twitched again, I don't know if you bought it through the Summoner Guild?

And even if it is a scalper ticket, I have never seen such an expensive scalper ticket! But now that everyone is watching, she can't continue to calculate, otherwise she will seem too petty.

"Okay, okay, I'll help you report this ticket." Wei Xue'er put her hand on her forehead.

"Sister Tianhou, you are so generous!" Lin Beifan did not hesitate to applaud.

"That little brother, can you sing now?" Wei Xue'er urged again.

"Of course not." Lin Beifan shook his head without thinking: "The audience didn't pay, why should I sing to them?" Next time, I'll sing it to you alone next time. This is an exclusive swan song, you make a lot of money! "

Lin Beifan had an expression of "you made a lot of money", and then walked back to his private room without looking back with the head of the thunderbolt ball, and closed the door, leaving only a confused diva and a dry audience.

When they reacted, they were immediately stunned by Lin Beifan's commotion.

"I ×! This little brother is really a god man! Go up and do nothing, finish teasing the goddess, and finally let the goddess pay the account? "

"It will be prodded at such a young age, and I suddenly feel the urge to burst into tears! Bachelors can't afford to hurt! "

"Goddess, don't be sad! Don't be sad! You're not the only one fooled! "

......

"This... It's time to sing again, and a song "Midsummer" is for everyone! The diva Wei Xue'er bluntly revealed the topic.

Under the stage.

Assistant Xiaoxi was so angry that he opened his teeth and danced his claws, his face was murderous: "This little brother is too hateful!" Sister Xue'er, who bullied me so much, I must give him a good look! "

The mysterious beauty shook her head and smiled: "Forget it, you are too simple to fight him." "

"But you can't fight!" Xiao Xi was angry and looked like a fat Ding.

Then, the diva Wei Xue'er sang a few more songs.

Just when everyone was intoxicated by the melodious singing, Lin Beifan felt a threat of death.

"Not good! Heavy pupils - open! "