Summon Pokémon after a thousand years

Lin Beifan disdained: "The person who wants to defeat me has not yet been born!" Just give you these bean sprouts, I can't think of any other words to describe you except the word self-defeating. Don't think that if you are a woman, I dare not hit you, I am so fierce that I am afraid of myself! "

"Our captain is so cruel, even such a handsome and handsome me was beaten by him no less than ten times! Now it's all tears when I think about it! I advise you to admit defeat early! Why don't we take advantage of this time to talk about life, talk about ideals, recall the past, and imagine the future? Wen Ren raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth cracked, and he didn't know how lewd he smiled.

"This is a great good!" Duanmulei was overjoyed, his spring heart was already about to move.

The quintuplelet sisters were furious.

"Dengtian Prodigal Son!"

"Shameless!"

"Splash scoundrel!"

"Indecent slut!"

"Womanizer!"

And then in unison: "Bah! "

Wen Ren Shao: "..."

Duanmu Dashao: "..."

As female compatriots who were teammates, Xiaoxi and Ouyang Yue exploded.

One person grabbed the ears of the other separately, and Xiaoxi shouted loudly: "Are you guys budding in adolescence?" Excess hormone production? One by one, you dare to tease even such a solemn occasion in the arena? It's itchy, isn't it? Do you want me to train you?" "

Ouyang Yue also grabbed Wen Ren Da Shao's ears, and said angrily: "That's it!" Even if you want to find a girlfriend, you can find it privately, we will help you! It's a shame for you to do this! I trusted you so much, now I'm wrong! "

Wen Ren Shao: "Ah pain hurts pain..."

Duanmu Da Shao: "Ah pain hurts, hurts..."

Xiao Xi felt that scolding like this was not enough, so he continued to scold: "As soon as I see your uncontending appearance, I don't even bother to talk about you!" Look at the people Lin Beifan, see beauty as nothing, sit still, do what you want. Look at you again, when you see a woman, your legs are soft, why is the gap between being a person so big? "

Hearing someone praise himself, Lin Beifan was shy: "I'm not as good as you say." In fact, many times I also want to sit still, but these women are too colorful, like wolves, and always want to take advantage of me. I have done my best to protect myself, but they have also succeeded..."

"I don't blame you, I can only blame those women for being too cheap, you have to do it!" Xiaoxi's emotional comfort.

"Uh-huh." Lin Beifan immediately nodded and agreed with this view.

Then I raised my head and let my eyes go empty, my eyes reflected the blue sky, and I looked very pure and cute.

In terms of pretending to be pure, Lin Beifan is perfecting the realm.

Wen Ren Da Shao and Duanmu Da Shao were about to explode in anger.

As Xiaoxi said, the same is a person, why is the gap between being a person so big?

Lin Beifan didn't do anything, and those young ladies and beauties pounced on him like crazy, and as a result, they all took advantage of the bargain, and they also gained the understanding of others. And they were just a momentary mouthful, but they were brutalized by their two teammates...

This tragic contrast is simply unbalanced.

"Lin Beifan, this is pretending! We were all lied to him all by him! In fact, he is the real old driver! Old drivers who are better than us! Wen Ren said angrily and depravedly.

"Yes, yes, all this was taught to me by Brother Fan! Without him, I wouldn't be where I am now! Think about how pure and positive I was at the beginning, since I met Brother Fan, everything has changed..." Duanmu Da Shao also complained.

Lin Beifan ignored it, continued to look up at the blue sky with his eyes open 45 degrees, and maintained his pure demeanor.

But Xiao Xi was angry: "You still dare to quibble!" Lin Beifan is under 12 years old, he is still a child, how can he understand this? You have to make up a reason! It's really annoying to me! "

Ouyang Yue was also angry: "You said that Xiao Beifan is naughty, I believe it!" You say that he is an old driver, I firmly do not believe it! To find such a broken excuse, are you insulting my IQ, or insulting your IQ? "

So, the two women continued to tug at their ears.

Wen Ren Shao: "Ah pain hurts pain..."

Duanmu Da Shao: "Ah pain hurts, hurts..."

The two big men's voices were so desolate that Lin Beifan couldn't stand it, so he couldn't bear to say: "Xiaoxi, Xiaoyue, don't pull your ears anymore, do you see how much it hurts for them to shout?" Why don't you pick it up somewhere else? "

Wen Ren was moved by the exchange: "It's still Xiao Beifan, you are the best!" I have always misunderstood you before, and now I find out that you are really good to me! I love you to death! "

Duanmu Da Shao gave a thumbs up: "Brother Fan didn't have to say, you are this!" "

Lin Beifan was embarrassed by these two men.

Xiao Xi and Ouyang Yue looked at each other, and then asked, "If you don't pull your ears, then where do you grab them?" "

"You can scratch your nose." There are more blood vessels there, the nerves are more dense and sensitive, and it should be more painful to grab! If you don't believe it, you can try it! Lin Beifan said maliciously.

The eyes of the two women lit up.

Wen Ren Shao: "..."

Duanmu Dashao: "..."

And then, in less than a minute -

Wen Ren Shao: "Ah, pain and pain..."

Duanmu Da Shao: "Ah pain pain pain..."

Looking at the noisy Huaxia Dream Team, the five sisters of the Twin Team looked at each other.

"What are they doing? How are they pulling their ears and pinching their noses, do they have masochistic tendencies? "

"Maybe that's true! You listen to how miserable they scream, maybe your heart will blossom! "

"There are no good people in the Huaxia Dream Team! Lin Beifan is a bad person, and those two disciples are also bad people, even if those two little girls are probably no better! "

"The game is about to start, shall we stop them?"

"What does it matter to us that they kill each other? Leave it alone, just watch the play! "

"Yes, watch the play!"

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The five sisters of the Twin Team are also quite black-bellied.

Finally, after the punishment was over, Wen Ren Da Shao and Duanmu Da Shao held up the largest red and bloodshot nose, and their hearts fell to the ground like dead ashes, looking grief-stricken.

"I'm so wronged, I don't want to live!"

"I want to die! Don't pull me, don't save me, let me die for nothing!" "

"June Flying Snow!"

"Where is the heavenly reason!"

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