Summon Pokémon after a thousand years

The night is quiet, and occasionally you can hear the sound of the waves crashing and the howling of sea beasts. There are two rounds of tomorrow in the sky, one white and one dark red, painting the dark sky on both sides.

They are two moons that surround the Star of Hope, like two pupils embedded in the sky.

Such a strange scenery can only be seen by the star of hope.

"I loved the night view here, especially the two bright moons in the sky, full of fairy tales and romance. Here, my heart was emptied and I felt more relaxed than ever. "

Tianhou Wei Xue'er looked at the two bright moons outside and sighed softly.

"yes, it's so beautiful here, I love it so much!" Assistant Xiaoxi looked longing.

"Xiao Beifan, what do you think?" Wei Xue'er suddenly looked at Lin Beifan.

"What scenery to see, hurry up and eat!" Lin Beifan said very sadly.

Wei Xue'er: "..."

Xiaoxi: "..."

"Little brat, you really don't understand romance!" Assistant Xiaoxi stared at Lin Beifan angrily, his face was round, his eyes were wide open, and he looked very angry like Fat Ding.

"What is romance? Can it be eaten? Lin Beifan unceremoniously went back.

"You..." Xiao Xi was angry again.

At this time, the queen of heaven, Wei Xue'er, suddenly smiled and said, "Xiao Beifan, it seems that you still owe me a song, which cost me 500,000 yuan." It's been four months, should you give it back to me? "

"Ahem..." Lin Beifan choked on the water.

"Yes, yes, yes! You still owe me Sister Xue'er a song, hurry up and sing it to me!" Xiaoxi Mei crossed her waist and asked excitedly.

"Is there such a thing?" Lin Beifan looked confused, as if he didn't know anything.

"Yes." Wei Xueer turned on the light brain, and a video was playing inside, but it was Lin Beifan who teased her video at the concert, 360-degree high-definition barrier-free, even the pores on Lin Beifan's face could be seen clearly.

The evidence is overwhelming, and the evidence of the crime is conclusive.

"Now, what else do you have to say?" Vicher asked with a smile again.

Lin Beifan looked at this woman with a gentle appearance but actually a dark belly with a dark heart with wide eyes, and she was actually so well prepared.

Zhang Wuji's mother was really right, the more beautiful a woman is, the less credible she is.

"Okay, I'll sing it now." Lin Beifan cleared his throat and said very regretfully: "But at the beginning, I only promised to sing to you, but now there are so many people, it seems that the timing is not right." "

"It's okay. Xiao Xi, you go out first, and when I finish listening to Xiao Beifan's singing, you will come in. Wei Xue'er ordered, let the others leave the table first.

"Stingy!" Assistant Xiaoxi snorted as he passed by Lin Beifan's side.

Others left one after another.

"Okay, Xiao Beifan, now you can sing, I'll listen to it." Wei Xue'er leaned back slightly to make herself more comfortable.

Lin Beifan looked at this beautiful woman speechlessly again.

It's really revenge, even the most generous women will have a careful eye. Didn't I just say a few words to you, and now I actually take revenge.

Revenge doesn't overnight, Yuki?

Being stared at by a big beautiful woman, he suddenly felt a little nervous.

"Ahem, then I sang." Lin Beifan twisted and pinched.

"Sing it." The Queen of Heaven nodded.

"Ahem, I'm really going to sing." Lin Beifan confirmed again.

"Hmm." The Queen of Heaven nodded again.

"I..."

"Sing quickly!" The Queen of Heaven was furious.

Lin Beifan: "..."

"Then, I will sing a song "Pori" for our beautiful, kind and elegant diva Wei Xueer. I hope our beautiful, kind and elegant diva enjoys this song. Lin Beifan suddenly became polite.

Wei Xue'er frowned: "Wait, what kind of song is "Pory", why haven't I heard of it?" Are you original? "

"It's your song, don't you remember?" Lin Beifan was surprised.

"My song?" Wei Xueer was stunned.

"Don't believe it? I'll sing it to you. So, Lin Beifan sang, his expression was very rich, affectionate and luxurious: "Po - Po - Po Poly Poli Poli, Po - Po Po

Diva Wei Xue'er: "..."

This little skinny boy! (acej）

At this moment, she finally understood why Lin Beifan said that this was her song. The lyrics of the whole song are only two words, "Pory", which was a joke at the concert.

Although she figured this out, Wei Xueer was still listening very seriously.

Because she is a singer and respects every singer.

But gradually, the more she listened, the more wrong it became.

"Hey, isn't the melody of this song my "Moonlight"? Why is the next sentence connected to "Early Morning", and the next sentence is back to "Moonlight", and the donkey's head is not right for the horse's mouth at all? "

......

"No, no, this "Childlike" is not sung like this, obviously very happy things, why did he sing so painfully? It's like a dead mom and dad! "

......

"Wait, what kind of melody is this, why haven't I heard of it? Is it self-created? "

......

"The voice here is so strange, which part does he use to pronounce it?"

......

Wei Xueer listened to songs with a very professional eye.

Lin Beifan sang with a very amateurish voice.

As a result, Lin Beifan sang higher and higher, singing more and more casually, whimsically, and the more Wei Xue listened, the more painful it became.

Good guy, just one song, not only all singing mixed, but also all out of tune, the voice is even more strange. What's even more infuriating is that I can't even remember the title of the song.

All the songs are sung together and combined into an amazing comedy - "Pori".

Poisonous! Really toxic!

Wei Xueer has no doubt that once this song is uploaded to the Internet, it will be popular all over the universe overnight and spread to the streets. By then, her songs would all stink.

It was a singer's nightmare!

That blow shattered!

Absolutely crushing!

It is worthy of being a pit baby, a professional pit person for 20 years!

When did you pit people, even you don't know!

"Stop, stop! You are not allowed to sing anymore, and you are not allowed to sing my songs in the future! Wei Xue'er said to Lin Mengfan seriously.

Lin Beifan suddenly felt aggrieved: "But these songs, I like them so much, love them so much, and want to sing them so much..."

"Don't sing if you want to!" Wei Xue'er was still serious.

"Okay then." Lin Beifan's eyes turned around in surprise.

Thinking of this child's pit baby attribute, Wei Xueer suddenly had a bad premonition.

"From today onwards, you must follow me and learn to sing with me. When you have learned and sung well, you can leave. Your light brain, I have temporarily confiscated it. "

Saying that, he wanted to collect the light brain in Lin Beifan's hand.

"By what?" Lin Beifan was not angry.

"By virtue of me being a good sister to your teacher!" Wei Xue'er was slightly proud: "If you disobey, I'll tell Sister Tianai to see how she cleans you up!" "

Lin Beifan: "..."_

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