Summon Pokémon after a thousand years

"Why hasn't the show started yet? Delay my time! "

"We're going to see the show!"

"We're going to see Goddess Xue'er!"

"If we don't come out again, I~we will be furious!"

"I just came back from the battlefield, don't force me to use violence - okay?"

......

The scene was very restless, and the other host on the stage was so anxious that his face sweated, and he chanted in his heart: "My ancestor! Why hasn't it come out yet? It's killing me! "

Finally, at the moment when everyone was about to break out, Lin Beifan was belated.

He grabbed the host's microphone and said seriously: "Sister Tihou has not yet recovered, now I will sing a song first on my behalf." I'm Lin Beifan, I hope you like it! "

The audience laughed.

"Little brat, can you do it?"

"It won't be singing children's songs, we are old and rough, we can't get used to listening to these!"

"Don't be scared to death by us halfway through the song, haha..."

"Hurry up and change adults! Let's get started, no matter how old you are! "

"Go back and drink milk for a few more years!"

......

Seeing that the audience was more restless, the two hosts were even more anxious.

"Or you better go down and change your sister to come up!"

"These people are really good at moving, they are not very mentally normal, they are more paranoid!"

......

Lin Beifan ignored them, held up the microphone and said to the audience unhurriedly: "Whether I sing well or not, whether you like it or not, you will know only after singing." Next, I will present my latest divine comedy "Anxiety" to you, I hope you enjoy it! "

This time the style of painting has changed.

"In the face of us big old men, they still dare to sing, they have the guts!"

"It's just that this song "Nervous" is a little strange!"

"With your courage, I will listen to you sing first!" Sing badly, I'll blast you down again! "

"Everyone be quiet! Listen to this little warrior sing! "

......

The audience finally settled down and waited for Lin Beifan's performance.

The lights all converged on the stage, and Lin Beifan was all watching.

Lin Beifan raised the microphone, looked ahead, first brewed, and suddenly his eyebrows danced, and his expression was very rich.

The audience laughed.

"Let's not talk about how he sings, it's funny just by looking at his facial expression!"

"The facial muscles are so flexible, and children have a future!"

"I'm looking forward to his song even more!"

"Maybe this kid is a future singer!"

......

Under everyone's expectation and attention, Lin Beifan finally sang.

"Ah~~oh~~"

The audience was in high spirits.

Following the direction of his finger, Lin Beifan sang again.

"Ah~~Oh~~"

The audience's spirits were revived.

Lin Beifan took a deep breath, and then it was turbulent, like a volcanic eruption, and his voice became more and more high-pitched.

"Ah hiss~~Ah hiss~~Ah hiss~~"

The audience was shocked.

Lin Beifan suppressed his voice again.

"Ah~~oh~~"

The hearts of the audience were sunk.

"Ah~~Oh~~"

The hearts of the audience were lifted again.

"Ah hiss~~Ah hiss~~Ah hiss~~~"

The lifted heart was thrown out and blown to pieces.

But Lin Beifan still didn't let them go.

"Ah~~"

"Ah~~"

"Ah~~"

"Ah~~"

"Ah~~"

The sound rises and falls.

The audience's hearts are like a roller coaster, one after another, entangled.

"Ahhhh

Smashed to the ground again.

"Ahhhh

Smash again, hit twice.

"Ahh

"Shh

"Oooo

"Oooo

Then there were successive thumps, lawless playing with their hearts.

When the heart is broken, it will continue to trample on it, cruel and unkind.

Then start over and play with it again.

"Ah~~oh~~"

"Ah~~Oh~~"

"Ah hiss~~Ah hiss~~Ah hiss~~~"

0. Ask for flowers...

......

Lin Beifan's voice became more and more high-pitched, spanning more and more wide ranges, almost beyond the limit that normal people can bear.

The audience's heartbeat was high and low, fast and slow, and it turned out to be seven up and eight down.

Now it's 17 up and 18 down.

And then 27 up and 28 down...

Even the most normal people are crazy.

Not to mention this group of people who are not quite normal.

They covered their ears and endured the torment in great pain.

"Stop singing! You little devil, you sing so badly, shut up for me! "

"Stop singing, I've never heard such a bad song!"

"Stop it! I can't stand it anymore! Don't force me to do it! "

............. 0

"Get out of here! This bastard! "

......

But Lin Beifan still didn't listen, continued to sing tirelessly, and turned his voice to the maximum.

"Ahh

"Shh

"Oooo

"Oooo

......

Lin Beifan sang even more intoxicated, and the audience listened even more collapsed.

It was as if from hell, every note was destroying their hearts, raping their ears, trampling on their personalities, and a thousand cuts were not enough to describe this torture.

What's more terrifying is that if you cover your ears, you can still hear this magic sound.

Viewers watching the live broadcast can also turn off the monitor, but the summoners on the scene will not have this life.

There is nowhere to run!

There is nowhere to hide!

There is nowhere to go!

The audience finally stormed away.

"Kill a thousand cuts! Beat this kid to death! Stop him from singing! "

"Don't let him sing anymore! My brain is about to explode! Stop him! "

"Oh my God, how can there be such a bad song? Beat this little fart to death! "

"Everyone! Kill this man! For our ears! "

"For happiness! Beat this bastard to death! "

......

The audience could no longer suppress the violent emotions in their hearts and rushed to the stage madly.

There was a big riot on the scene! _

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