Summon the Emperor System

"Admiration! Admiration! Admiration!"

Amidst the loud yells full of sarcasm, the faces of the people in the Sun Kingdom who were scolded as dung flies and mud maggots were red-faced. In a very short period of time, no one could think of words to scold back. Negative……

Takemoto Kenren, who is known as the number one talented person in the Sun Kingdom, has not yet figured out how to fight back even though his brain is spinning fast...

However, Sima Yi from Shenlong Kingdom had strode out, standing in front of Wuben Jianren with a height of 1.8 meters, looking down, pointing at his nose with a feather fan in his hand, and shouting: "The eyes of a rat can read the sea with a gnat, and the yellow dog can watch the sky from a well. The monkey made a sensationalist show, laughing all over the room."

"Hahaha!"

After drinking, he looked up to the sky and laughed, and strode back into the queue.

Takemoto Kenren, who was racking his brains to think about the correct words, was so drunk that he took a few steps back again, his expression was stunned, and after a while, his lips twitched slightly.

"Hahaha!"

At this time, everyone in Shenlong Kingdom who had just shouted 'admire' burst into laughter in unison.

"Hahaha!"

The laughter in the hall directly spread from far and wide.

"Hahaha!"

It's really cool to humiliate the enemy. One of the old ministers with loose teeth kept laughing hard, but he laughed so hard that he really lost two of his big teeth.

"Hahaha……"

Amidst the humiliating laughter, everyone in the Sun Kingdom bowed their heads and shrank their heads, in a state of embarrassment.

Masano's face trembled slightly.

Just now he was humiliated as an ignorant dung fly and mud maggot, and immediately he was ridiculed as a rat measuring the sea with a ladle, a dirt dog sitting in a well, and a monkey who ran up the lobby to make a fool of himself. Calm down, your mind is running fast...

"Interesting, I'll improvise a song too."

At this time, Jia Xu, who has always been low-key and unassuming, also planned to come out to join in the fun.

Seeing that it was a man in ordinary gray cloth, Takemoto Kenren, who had been humiliated repeatedly, seemed to see the opportunity to stand up, calmed down, and shouted: "The mountain villager who came out of nowhere is also worthy to fight against the number one genius in my Sun Kingdom!" Fu."

"Dare not dare."

Jia Xu smiled modestly, neither humble nor overbearing, and took a look at Takemoto Jianren. His head was pointed, his body was thin, and his appearance was like a pin. In addition to his low-minded words just now, he immediately had words in his heart, and said with a smile: "Next Create an impromptu song "Song of the Needle" and present it to Your Excellency."

Everyone present was stunned.

Yong Liu, Wing Chun, Yong Xue, I have never heard of anyone wanting to sing needles!

Jia Xu has already started to read: "Hundreds of practice and hammering a needle, upside down and upside down. The eyes are on the buttocks, and you only recognize the clothes but not the people."

"you……"

The corner of Wu Benjianren's mouth trembled, as if he had been hit by 10,000 points, his face turned red and then purple, and he took a few steps back again.

"Hahaha!"

Immediately, there was another burst of laughter in the hall.

Jia Xu's poem is extremely ingenious. Not only attacked him personally, but also ridiculed him for his ignorance.

"Hahaha!"

A needle, the eyes grow on the buttocks, only recognize clothes but not people. Seeing Wuben Jianren's appearance, everyone in Shenlong Kingdom felt more and more vivid as they thought about it, and couldn't help laughing.

Hearing the roar of laughter, Takemoto Kenren, who had been humiliated repeatedly, had an expression as if he had eaten a piece of shit, his mind was completely confused, and he couldn't organize his words at all for a while, and his position was in chaos.

"Hahaha."

However, amidst a loud laugh, Zhuge Liang, who is chic and elegant from the Shenlong Kingdom, has walked out again, pointed his feather fan at Wu Benjianren, raised his breath, and yelled: "The four-foot-three-inch jumping beam clown sang poems against each other. I have never seen such a thing." Brazen and shameless!" Angrily waved his sleeves and walked back.

"you……"

The sound of scolding was like an iron pestle hammering the heart, Wu Ben Jianren's whole body trembled, and his face turned bitter.

"The four-foot-three-inch jumping beam clown recites poems and opposes, I have never seen such a brazen person!" The people of Shenlong Kingdom in the hall shouted loudly again, and the momentum shook the sky.

"puff……"

"puff……"

"puff……"

In a hurry, Wu Benjianren raised his head to the sky and spurted blood on the spot.

"puff……"

"puff……"

"puff……"

Zhuge Liang's two sentences are particularly lethal.

Damn, these people from Shenlong Kingdom, how can they speak freely when they come out casually, and they are all brilliant in writing, and their language is so poisonous, it's completely scolding people who don't pay for their lives.

Looking at Wuben Jianren, who was throwing his head and spitting out blood, Zhao Hao clapped his hands for joy. His four great military advisers were swearing at others, but they were so damaged that they forced them. It is said that an awesome strategist can scold people to death, and today he believes it.

Haha, before Li Bai even opened his mouth, the number one genius in the Sun Kingdom has already been scolded and vomited blood.

Masano, the cabinet minister of the Sun Kingdom, was completely dumbfounded, with a bewildered expression on his face.

Everyone in the Sun Kingdom was downcast, never expecting that the number one talent in the Sun Kingdom would be defeated like this.

"Li Bai, you are sending a poem to the people of the Sun Kingdom, so that these ignorant people can see what it means to be agile and talented in writing." Zhao Hao was complacent and returned what Zhengye said just now.

Li Bai didn't bother to play, so he called Li Bai to play.

Writing poems and scolding people, how can we miss Li Bai, the poet fairy.

"As ordered."

Li Bai first smiled helplessly, and then laughed boldly and open-mindedly: "Your Majesty, please give me pen and ink."

"Write and ink." Zhao Hao said.

The pen and ink are neat.

Li Bai rolled up his sleeves, picked up his pen and dipped it in ink, and the pen was like a dragon swimming, walking quickly on a piece of white paper, with a flying posture and boundless chic.

Soon, a poem was finished, and a long piece was eloquent. He laughed and said, "I specially made this poem, and I will give it to you." He waved his sleeves boldly, and threw the paper for writing the poem to everyone in the Sun Kingdom.

Everyone in the Sun Kingdom felt uneasy, took a look at the paper, and immediately, they were stunned again.

I thought I was going to humiliate them again.

result……

It is really a poem, full of eloquence, without a single dirty word, with beautiful sentences, moving artistic conception, and fascinating.

"Lying Spring"

The dark plum smells the flowers.

Lying branch hurt hate bottom.

It is heard from afar that lying like water.

Easy Toda Spring Green.

The shore is like green.

The shore seems to be green.

The shore is like a dark green.

The shore is like a spring and green...

Everyone in Sun Country tasted it, and thought in their hearts: Although this scholar is bold and unrestrained, he is not vicious, not as vicious as those warlocks in front of him.

This poem has a very artistic conception and the words are extremely beautiful. The people of the Sun Kingdom took the paper and couldn't help reading it according to the rhyme of the poem. What they heard in everyone's ears was:

"I'm Stupid"

I have no culture.

I have a low IQ.

To ask who I am.

A big jackass.

I am a donkey.

I am a donkey.

I'm a dumb ass.

I'm a stupid ass...

Listening to the people of the Sun Kingdom chanting incomparably rhyming, the people of the Shenlong Kingdom in the main hall pressed their stomachs, and their faces turned red.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Finally, I couldn't help it anymore, and burst into a burst of laughter.

Li Bai's literary talents are simply amazing, and he has reached the level of a real elegant scholar when he scolded others. Zhuge Liang and others all sighed that they were not as good.

This group of stupid donkeys... Zhao Hao is also very happy in his heart, Ma Gobi, dare to come here to Juewen, he is asking for death.

Civil and martial arts are different, next, let's see what other tricks you can play.

The last update today, please give me a reward...