Summon the Emperor System

"Why doesn't the little emperor come to the latrine?"

"Don't worry, be patient. People have three urgencies, and sooner or later they will be anxious."

"Hey, if he comes in, with the strength of my two generals, I can kill him in an instant."

"Quack quack..."

Not far from the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Yamada Ye and Yamada Taka changed positions, huddled face to face in the dark and small hut, using the 'turtle breath technique' to restrain their breath, and their wretched eyeballs kept communicating.

There were bursts of thick green air from the hole under their feet, and the two of them were dizzy from the smell, with nervousness and excitement in their expressions.

...

"Your Majesty, what's the matter to summon the old slave?"

Soon, Bu Jianjian trotted back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

"I have been imprisoned in the harem all these years, and I don't know much about the court situation. I want to know, is there any Zhongliang in the court?" Zhao Hao said.

"Back to the emperor, really... no."

With a helpless expression, Bu Jianjian sighed: "Half of the officials above the fourth rank in the imperial court are Li Tianba's confidantes, and half are bought by bribing Li Tianba."

"Li Tianba really has the power to overwhelm the world with one hand."

Zhao Hao sneered, and said again: "Are there any officials who were loyal to the royal family who served in the six ministries before and are still alive?"

"this……"

Bu Jianjian thought for a while, and said: "The old servants know something, but because they don't join forces with Li Tianba, they are in a very desperate situation now."

"tell me the story."

"There is a man named Luo Tie, who used to work in the Ministry of War and is very capable. Now he feeds horses in the barracks. There is a man named Zhu Quan, who used to be the servant of the household department, but now works as the treasurer of a money company. Wu Yonggang, the former chief of the criminal department An official, now a pig butcher. Fan Mou, a veteran of the three dynasties, a prestigious veteran of the Ministry of Rites, is now a teacher in a private school. Liu Xuezhi, a member of the Ministry of Officials, is an accountant in a shop..."

"Grass."

The more Zhao Hao listened, the more angry he became: "My loyal ministers of the royal family have fallen to such a point." He calmed down after drinking a few sips of tea, and ordered: "Old Bu, you go to inform these people at night and let them go up to the emperor tomorrow morning. "

"The old slave is going here."

"Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor."

Bu Jianjian understood what Zhao Hao meant, and immediately went happily.

After finishing the arrangements, Zhao Hao yelled: "Die Wu, I'm going to bed." Suddenly, his face shrunk again.

I just drank a few mouthfuls of tea, and my stomach is a little swollen.

Take a pee before going to bed.

In the hut, in the small space with a strong smell, Yamada Ye and Yamada Taka, whose eyes were blinded and purple-faced by the smoke, were refreshed.

"Listen!"

"he came."

"I'm coming."

"Quick, get ready."

Hearing the sound of Zhao Hao approaching, Yamada Ye and Yamada Taka became excited.

The opportunity finally came. If he could ambush and kill Zhao Hao, it would not only be a great feat, but also make him famous, and maybe even win the favor of the beautiful leader...

Zhao Hao stretched his waist, doing stretching exercises with his arms, and strolled slowly to the toilet.

There are still three meters away.

two meters.

one meter.

He reached out and grabbed the door of the toilet...

Yamada Ye Yamada Taka suppressed his excitement, clenched his fists, his nerves stretched to the limit.

At this moment, Zhao Hao stopped in place.

"Is it black paint? Well, there must be a lot of mosquitoes inside."

Zhao Hao trembled, took a pee in the open air on the grass, then kicked up his pants, and walked away with a relaxed face.

"..."

In the stinky small space, Yamada Ye and Yamada Taka looked at each other with extreme tension.

"..."

Completely, dumbfounded.

...

The next day, early.

"Rebellious ministers and thieves, unfaithful, unrighteous, unkind, good fight!"

"Li Tianba extorted violently. Over the past ten years, the tax has become heavier every year, and the common people are overwhelmed. It is time for the imperial court to punish him."

"The emperor is wise! The emperor is mighty!"

"But the emperor is really, really cruel."

"Yeah, it's brutal."

"What do you know, the country will decline if you are kind, and only then can you create prosperity if you are strict. To rule the country, you must be strict with the law. The crime of stealing the country should destroy the nine clans."

"But... I feel like a tyrant..."

"Shh~, keep your voice down, you want to be whipped to death."

"I said that when Li Tianba comes back, will he slaughter the city in a fit of rage?"

"Since his whole family is hanging here, I believe the current emperor can cure him."

Outside the noon gate, there was a sea of ​​people, and it was noisy.

"Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack."

I saw an iron chain in front of the city gate, and a row of ripped corpses were hung on the iron chain.

"Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack."

Executioner Yang Lie carried a big black cauldron on his back, his upper body was bare, showing off his toned muscles, sweating, and wielding a long tendon whip in his hand, he kept whipping the corpses hanging on the city gate.

Waking up in the morning, Zhao Hao sat on the dragon bed, staring at the data page of the system with straight eyes.

"The current faith value is 161021."

"The current faith value is 168392."

"The current belief value is 175115."

"The current faith value is 182577."

...

Let me go, the faith value jumps thousands of times in a second, jumping upwards, what's the situation?

Zhao Hao scratched his head.

"Die Wu, Dong Zhuo, follow me to court."

Zhao Hao tidied up his robes and went to the court for the second time. The task of "showing his prestige, regaining the control of the court and stabilizing the regime before Li Tianba's class returned to the court" was completed today.

...

The Golden Luan Hall, on the throne of the emperor.

Zhao Hao was wearing a five-claw golden dragon robe and a jade comb imperial crown, squinting his eyes and looking down quietly with a gloomy expression.

The officials in the court, unexpectedly! Less than ten people!

The huge Golden Temple, the civil and military officials of the previous dynasty, unexpectedly! Less than ten people!

"It's really embarrassing." Zhao Hao sneered in his heart, and after a long time, he said, "Yesterday, there were dozens of people in the court. Today, why are there only six or seven people?"

"Go back to the emperor."

An official tremblingly stepped forward, prostrated himself on the ground, took a deep breath, and then read like a loquat: "Li Daren is sick, please take leave, Mr. Yang is sick, please take leave, Mao is sick, please leave." Please ask for leave, Mr. Situ is in poor health, so please ask for leave..." As if memorizing a script, he read it quickly and accurately, saying dozens of names in one breath.

If all the officials do not go to court, one person must come to ask for leave. This guy has a bad face, obviously pushed out by the officials to top the vat.

Yesterday Zhao Hao beheaded Wuwen, killed six ministers, and killed the prime minister in the court hall. The officials were terrified. Knowing that Zhao Hao wanted to regain control of the court, they thought that Zhao Hao must make a big move today. They are all from Li Tianba. Dare to come to court.

Besides, I was extorted tens of thousands of taels of gold yesterday, and I felt so distressed that I wanted to vomit blood, so how could I be in the mood to come to court.

So, last night they discussed and decided that before Li Tianba came back, they would collectively pretend to be sick so that they would not come to court after being beaten to death. In this way, not only his life can be saved, but also the authority in his hand can be kept.

"They're all sick, aren't they?"

"very good."

Zhao Hao's voice rose sharply: "What is discussed in the Golden Luan Hall is the great affairs of the world, and what matters is the rise and fall of the country. As a minister of humerus, you must care about the country. As long as you are still alive, you have to climb up to court. If you can’t climb, you have to lift it up to court.”

Under the shout, the officials of His Highness turned purple with fright.

"Since they didn't show up in the court, they must have really failed. Well, they don't have to stand in the latrine and stop shitting. Those who didn't show up will be dismissed from their posts, and they won't be used from now on." Zhao Haolong With a fit of prestige, he swept his sleeves and threw an ink tray into the hall.

"Boom!"

The officials of His Highness trembled even more.

As soon as he opened his mouth, all officials were demoted.

Damn, this is too cruel! Sure enough, there is a big move!

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