Summon the Emperor System
Chapter 27: Shoot Them Into Hedgehogs
"Yamada Taka, what kind of bullshit idea did you come up with, I'm about to be smoked to death."
"I didn't expect Zhao Hao to play his cards so uncommonly, he walked to the door of the latrine, and ended up urinating outside the latrine."
"Grass, I have been squatting here for a day and a night. I can't take it anymore. I want to give up this operation. The smell is too uncomfortable."
"Brother, please don't. If we want to make great achievements, and want to be favored by the beautiful lord, we have to pay what ordinary people can't bear. We must resist, we must resist."
"Yes, you must hold on."
"Hmph, he can pee anywhere, but he won't be shitting anywhere..."
In the turbid air and narrow latrine, the disciples of the Holy Day Church, Yamada Ye and Yamada Taka huddled together, bowed and leaned on the wall with their hands. The stench of the latrine below rushed to their faces, and they were so smoked that their faces became dizzy. Zi Yintang turned black, as if poisoned.
But still gritted his teeth and persisted.
"Die Wu, Dong Zhuo is now a general. He is busy with work and cannot guard the gate for me. To keep me safe, we have to sleep together every day."
"Your Majesty, hmph, did you deliberately dismiss Dong Zhuo?"
"How come, am I that kind of person? I am for the country."
"Then, why are you smirking?"
In the latrine, Yamada Taka and Yamada Ye lifted their expressions and quickly used the 'Turtle's Breathing Technique' to restrain their breath.
They heard the voices of Zhao Hao and Huang Diewu flirting, the little emperor is back!
Zhao Hao, who had just entered the harem, stopped suddenly.
Zhao Hao, who has comprehended the "Danger Prediction", has a sixth sense for automatic warning of danger. He has detected the omen of danger, and there is a threat nearby.
Zhao Hao narrowed his eyes slightly, and used the 'Danger Prediction' to check. Sure enough, in his sea of consciousness, two groups of murderous red lights appeared. The red light represents hostility towards him, full of killing intent.
The specific location of the two red lights is in the Dragon Toilet not far ahead.
"No way! Hiding in the latrine and attacking me?"
Zhao Hao stroked his chin and smiled amusedly: "Well, this idea is not bad, it's ruthless enough! It's ruthless enough for myself."
In the dragon toilet, it was extremely quiet, there was no sound, and no breath flowed out.
"It's well hidden." Zhao Hao smiled again.
"Is there someone in the dragon toilet?" Huang Diewu was taken aback, her heart was quiet, her long eyelashes were lightly brushed, and she noticed carefully that there was indeed someone. If she didn't observe deliberately, she really didn't notice it.
Zhao Hao used the 'Sky Eye Appraisal' again, and two stars flashed in his eyes.
"Level 1 of the Warrior Realm, heh, not weak. If I go to the latrine and accidentally stab me in the dark, I can kill me in seconds." Zhao Hao sneered.
"It seems to have been discovered."
"He, how did he find us?"
Hearing Zhao Hao's voice talking to himself, Yamada Taka and Yamada Ye were taken aback in the dark and narrow latrine.
As soon as there was a commotion and the tortoise's breathing technique was loosened, it would be even more difficult to hide from Huang Diewu's perception.
"Where are you bastards? How dare you trespass in the dragon's toilet, get out of here quickly." Huang Diewu's petite body stood in front of Zhao Hao.
"I poof."
Zhao Hao almost spit out, trespassing on the dragon toilet, this girl... also yelled: "Die Wu, shoot a thousand arrows through the heart, and shoot the two people who are hiding inside and stealing shit into hedgehogs."
"But don't shoot him to death." He added hastily, and he still doesn't know who the person who attacked him was.
"good."
Huang Diewu's jade arm trembled, and she took up the colorful longbow with one hand, and put the five delicate fingers on the bowstring with the other hand.
"Not good! It's really exposed."
"what to do?"
Inside the latrine, Yamada Taka and Yamada Ye panicked and exchanged eyes. Fight! Killed the little emperor with lightning speed!
"boom!"
The door of the latrine was kicked away, and two wretched-looking men in black rushed out, holding Oriental bayonets in their hands, and rushed ferociously in Zhao Hao's direction.
"What a beautiful little beauty."
When they saw the beautiful girl standing in front of Zhao Hao, their eyes lit up, but their eyes immediately shot out a terrified light.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."
Dense colored air filaments as big as needles were shooting towards him twice, and each small air filament had the penetrating power to pierce through ten palm-thick steel plates.
Facing the oncoming dense colored air filaments, the two of them seemed to be exposed to heavy rain, and there was no way to escape.
"Puff puff puff puff..."
Numerous strands of air passed through the bodies of Yamada Taka and Yamada Ye, and countless tiny blood mist rose from the bodies of the two who were rushing forward, and they fell to the ground like a dog rushing for food.
Then, the two screamed loudly.
Thousands of small holes the size of needles appeared on the body, and the pain was like thousands of needles piercing the bone! In fact, it is a thousand needles piercing the bone.
"Mice, you still want to hurt my master." Huang Diewu raised her chin arrogantly.
Zhao Hao had told them not to shoot them to death, so she showed mercy, otherwise, their bodies would not be densely packed with needle-like thin arrow holes, but full of blood holes the size of eggs.
"It turned out to be two wretched short winter melons, who are you two?" Zhao Hao glanced at them.
"Our brother's name is Yamada Takayama Tano."
Yamada Takayama Takano hummed and said, the two of them didn't expect that, after squatting in the latrine for a day and a night, they were found out, and they were beaten up as soon as they showed up. They really wanted to cry.
But then he really cried twice, and it was definitely the most painful and disintegrating experience in his life.
"I don't care about your two names, what I'm asking is your background." Zhao Hao said contemptuously.
"Little emperor, to tell you the truth, we are disciples of the Holy Sun Church."
"I advise you to let us go. Our Holy Day Church is not easy to mess with. It is not something you, a small and weak country, can handle."
Yamada Taka and Yamada are not afraid of revealing their identities. In their opinion, after Yan Gang's death, the Holy Sun Church will directly oppose the court.
"Holy Day Church."
Zhao Hao was slightly startled, he originally thought that these two people belonged to Yan Gang or Li Tianba. No wonder the system wanted him to exterminate the Holy Sun Church, it turned out that the Holy Sun Church also wanted to destroy him!
At this moment, in the distance, in the void, there is a mass of white clouds in the shape of a lotus flower. Under the white clouds, there is no smell, and there is no human figure.
"Two idiots!"
"It's disgusting!"
But there is a woman who is secretly angry.
...
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