Summon the Emperor System

"Xu Que, it's too much for you to tease everyone with feces. This is clearly mocking and humiliating the great gods of the heavens and the world."

"Everyone, you can't bear it this time. This emperor proposes to silence him."

Amidst the sound of wild spraying, the Jade Emperor, who was righteous on the surface, dark-hearted and narrow-minded, spoke uprightly. Although he couldn't be kicked, he wanted to take this opportunity to ask the administrators for permission to give him a permanent ban. It is no different from kicking.

World Lord Xiao Yan: "I'm so disgusted, I won't help him this time."

World Lord Lin Dong: "It's okay to joke, but not too low-level."

World Master Shi Hao: "Forbidden, forbidden."

Several world masters also felt that it was too much. After all, everyone is a person with a bigger face than the sky, so how can they do such a spoof.

Xu Que, the leader of the sect, said, "I don't care about your second uncle."

As a reminder, the gang leader Xu Que was permanently banned.

The Jade Emperor moved quickly, feeling refreshed.

"Ding!"

At this time, the system voice sounded in Zhao Hao's mind: "Reminder, it has been judged by the department that this product is 'Yuanshen stinky tofu', and its efficacy is no less than that of flat peaches. It is recommended to buy it."

What!

Yuanshen stinky tofu!

Zhao Hao was taken aback, it turned out that the thing wasn't shit.

Then he closed his eyes and observed the picture carefully, and sure enough, those dark 'shit pieces' turned out to be stinky tofu.

Zhao Hao was speechless for a while.

That Xu Que didn't make a fool of himself.

Because it's just a picture, no one can feel the fairy spirit of the stinky tofu through the screen, so the masters of the heavens and the world are all mistaken.

Zhao Hao was also shocked in his heart. The stinky tofu he brewed had an effect no less than that of a heavenly flat peach. Xu Que, the Heaven Exploding Gang, was really extraordinary. This person was definitely a monstrous existence like a bug.

If you see Jianghu in the future, you must be careful!

The world lord, the Jade Emperor, said, "Let's continue now." Feeling extremely relieved, Xu Que was finally silenced.

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "Wait!"

World Lord Jade Emperor: "???"

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "I bought the things that the leader of the Zhatian Gang sold just now."

Fuck!

Behind the screen of the mobile phone, the eyes of all the experts from all walks of life almost flew out.

World Lord Jade Emperor: "Zhao Ritian, are you sure?"

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "Yes."

Suddenly, the group exploded again.

World Lord Xiao Yan: "Damn, you also buy shit?"

World Lord Lin Dong: "You are talented."

World Master Shi Hao: "Oh my god, I mean I'm shocked..."

The domain owner Wudao: "Brother Ritian, you are shopping, you want everything."

Lord Shantidena: "Brother Ritian is still ruthless, he will buy shit."

Territory Lord Yichen: "A piece of shit is sold for the same price as the Queen Mother's flat peach. This is the first time I have seen such a miracle in all the star fields for 80,000 years!"

...

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "Unblock him." He ignored everyone's surprise and did not explain.

The Jade Emperor: "..." I felt like crying.

Since someone bought that shit and the transaction was successful, there is no reason to ban him, it can only be...

As a reminder, the guild leader Xu Que lifted the ban.

Leader Xu Que: "Hahaha, I'm alive again."

Gang leader Xu Que: "Those who banned me just now, I remember your names. Meet each other in the rivers and lakes, and it will be a bloody battle."

Leader Xu Que@大帝赵日天: "My friend, this love is like a mountain. See you in the rivers and lakes, and there will be rewards."

Gang leader Xu Que@大帝赵日天: "As expected of a man from Ritian, you still know the goods."

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "A total of 10 yuan, 10 future coins, the old rules, private transactions after the fair."

Leader Xu Que: "It's easy to talk about."

Leader Xu Que: "A friendly reminder, this stuff is very smelly, you'd better hold your nose when you eat it."

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "Well, I see, I have eaten this food, it smells bad, and it tastes good."

Leader Xu Que: "It's better to sprinkle some sesame seeds and cumin on it, it will be more flavorful."

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "That's right. In this case, it smells stinky and sweet, and the feeling is endless aftertaste."

Leader Xu Que: "After the seasoning is sprinkled, it can be grilled or fried..."

Great Emperor Zhao Ritian: "Don't talk about it, it makes me want to eat it now."

Watching the conversation between the two, the corners of the mouths of the masters from all walks of life twitched, their stomachs turned upwards, and they kept retching while holding their mobile phones.

Grass!

These two great people actually discussed how to eat shit in public.

Today is a lot of experience, some people sell shit, and some people buy shit, what the hell, there are all kinds of ways to eat shit...

This Zhao Ritian is an absolutely ruthless character!

If the rivers and lakes meet, it is best not to mess with him.

Zhao Hao's heart was also stimulated, flat peach, nine-turn golden pill, ginseng fruit, and now, he made Yuanshen stinky tofu, he didn't have a future coin, if his treasure couldn't be sold in a while, the mysterious and ruthless brother Ritian , is about to become a running brother.

Seeing that everyone in the group is silent, he actively reminded: "Go on."

The Jade Emperor managed to calm down his shocked heart: "Okay. In order of rank, now, Xiao Yan will introduce your treasures."

Xiao Yan directly threw out a photo.

World Lord Xiao Yan: "Immeasurable Heavenly Ruler, Divine Weapon, 100,000 Future Coins. Hahaha, is there anyone who can afford it?" It seems that he didn't take it seriously, it was all for pretending.

God soldiers!

Looking at the picture, everyone was shocked again.

Every divine weapon has an epic history, and its origins can be described as thrilling. Divine soldiers have the power to destroy the world. There are not many real divine soldiers in the heavens and myriad worlds.

Once the magic weapon appears, even the best in the heavens and the world will salivate.

Many domain masters are master-level powers, and they may not have a magic weapon in their hands. Looking at the picture, the cattlemen swallowed, but seeing the price, everyone's heart twitched.

Brother, do you think the future currency is RMB?

I remember that a certain genius only exchanged a few Future Coins with one planet. Who can afford 100,000 Future Coins? The whole group of people added up can't make up 100,000 Future Coins.

Everyone could see that Xiao Yan didn't really want to sell at all, he was just here to show off and pretend to be tough.

really……

World Lord Xiao Yan: "No one buys it? If no one buys it, I will take it back."

World Master Shi Hao: "I have a 'Emperor Killing Spear', a quasi-divine weapon, and I sell it for 100,000 future coins. Does anyone want it?"

World Lord Lin Dong: "Haha, I have a 'Burning Heaven Cauldron', which is also a quasi-divine weapon. It only sells for 99999 future coins. Does anyone want it?"

At this time, two online world masters came out one after another to pretend to be aggressive.

The masters of the domains, the masters of the empire, and the masters of the great empire scolded their mothers in their hearts, showing off your sister, showing off your uncle.

A wicked smile floated on Zhao Hao's face, these magic weapons seem to be a little bit worse than his magic weapons.