Summon Tom Cat at the beginning, I will penetrate the heavens

At the end of the quiet street, a female ninja wearing a mask hid her figure. From this angle, she could see Hachimura's room through the balcony, which was the best surveillance position.

Her name was Yamada Sueko, and she was an ANBU specially sent to keep an eye on Hachimura U. After three days and two nights of surveillance, she came to a conclusion.

waste.

Pure waste.

Super wasteful waste of food.

In addition to being able to eat, this birdman can also be sexually active.

How could such a stupid person become a ninja?

That guy stayed at home and didn't go out for three days. Apart from using up two rolls of paper towels and eating half a box of instant noodles, this guy stayed at that stall all day without moving.

I didn’t know, I thought this guy was filming some kind of nerd documentary.

There was a shaking in the dark room.

The lights are on.

"Is it time to eat?" Yamada Sueko crossed his arms and looked a little unhappy.

The figure came to the curtain, his movements were a bit unsightly.

Yamada Sueko looked like he had eaten a fly and tilted his head.

"Tear-"

When I turned my head and came back, the curtains were already closed.

"It started without even eating. I'm really speechless!" Yamada Sueko was speechless and choked. She didn't know what kind of mentality she should have to monitor such a useless person. She felt that it was not the other party who was perverted, but herself who had been monitoring him.

Voyeurs are the real perverts.

Then the light in the room came on, and Yamada Sueko saw the figure behind the curtain tinkering with things. As he covered his face with one hand, the figure stood up.

"Pah——"

The figure disappeared and the lights were turned off.

"You discovered me? It's impossible, right?" Yamada Sueko frowned, lowered his body secretly, and stared at the window.

Sueko Yamada breathed a sigh of relief as he could vaguely see the figure still continuing in the room.

It didn't matter if the prisoner ran away, but she was afraid that the other party would find out that she had been spying on him for three days, which would be too embarrassing.

In the room, a strange BGM sounded.

Tom poked his head out of the corner and spotted the figure of Yamada Sueko.

It turned back to Fang Yu, gave an OK gesture, and returned to Fang Yu's side.

"The mixtures you mentioned are difficult to obtain. The development here is not very good yet. Invisible medicines cannot be made for the time being." Fang Yu returned the chemical formulas and recipes that Tom had written down to Tom.

The clarinet's tune gradually dropped, and Tom lay down on the ground, with a grimace on his face. After thinking for a while, he drew another drawing.

In the picture, there is a cat gliding in the sky. If you look closely, you will see that the prop it is gliding on is actually a blind.

If anyone else had drawn this picture, Fang Yu would have raised a question mark.

The person who can draw pictures is Tom.

Who is Tom?

There is Tom in front of you and there is heaven in the back. I can split a big tree with my crotch and compete with the gods!

Fang Yu has watched Flying Cat, and it was from the episode where he split a tree with his crotch, so although Tom's drawing looks funny, it can actually take off.

"This will work. I'll think of a way to see if anyone has blinds and steal one."

When Tom heard his owner's approval, he raised his eyebrows. The cat's face was full of vulgarity.

"It's time. That's it for today. I'm going to turn on the light. To be safe, help me cut out the memory first."

Tom made an OK gesture and took out his white gloves and scissors...

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The Ninja Exam is one of the most important things in a ninja's life.

After graduating from the ninja school, the biggest and most difficult thing that a genin faces is the chuunin examination.

Hachimura, who has failed the exam for three consecutive years, is the leader in the class and the one with the shortest bucket in the team.

He has two teammates. Neither of them have names in the original book, but they are absolutely capable in the team.

Arriving at the pre-determined meeting point, Fang Yu looked up.

On the left, Hatsushiba Kanade, a genin who just graduated this year, is a student in the class next to Iruka. He is a commoner. He knows the ancestral C-level water escape. His combat ability can be regarded as intermediate to above average among his peers excluding the Twelve Xiaoqiang.

In terms of level, I didn’t deal with Hachimura Yu before, mainly because of the woman on the right.

The one on the right, Yui Ohara, is two years younger than Hachimura, who is the last person in the industry, and is one of Hachimura’s childhood sweethearts.

Yes, one. Note that one is not the only one.

Ohara Yui used her connections with high-level relatives in the Fire Country to forcefully place herself in the team where Hachimura Usa stayed. The original good friend of Hatsushiba Kanade was removed from the team, so Yui Ohara and Yu Hachimura were eliminated.

They were all hostile, and because Yui Ohara was a girl and couldn't show off her bad face openly, she threw all her dissatisfaction on Hachimura Yu.

Both of them were eliminated in the first stage of the chuunin exams, and they want to improve their ninja level this year.

It's good for Ohara Yui, and the family is not short of money.

Hatsuji Kano is not good enough. He is very short of money. He doesn't want to take on the task of finding cats and puppies. If he can't defeat the rebel ninja, he even wants to take on the SSS-level mission of hunting down the rebel ninja, regardless of whether the other party is.

Uchiha Itachi, it’s so difficult to have no money anyway.

"Hey, you've been delayed for several days, you bastard!" Chu Zhixuan came up and complained openly, taking the opportunity to punch Fang Yu on the shoulder with considerable force, causing Fang Yu to take a step back.

In the setting, Hachimura should have directly fought with Hatsushi Kanade. If he dared to punch himself in front of one of his "one" women, he simply didn't want to live anymore.

But Hachimura's soul has turned into this slut Fang Yu, and he made an action on the spot that neither Hatsushichi Kano nor Ohara Yui could understand!

"Puff——"

Fang Yu spat and took a few steps back. He accidentally sprained his foot and lay back, with the back of his head touching the ground.

As soon as his eyes went dark, he passed out...

Chu Zhizou: Oh my god! Are you playing me?

"You are sick! Why did you hit Yu?!" Ohara Yui took out the shuriken on the spot.

Hearing that the two of them were about to fight, Fang Yu quickly stood up.

"Well... I think I can still save him, but I can't do the mission. I'm sorry."

"What else are you doing here? I'll take you to the ninja hospital!" Yui Ohara rushed over with a cry.

"No, no, have you forgotten? I am the medical ninja in the team, I can do it myself." Fang Yu gritted his teeth and stood up, as if he had been hit by a car, and limped to the curb.

He sat down and released a green light towards his belly.

"You clearly landed on the back of your head, so what do you mean by treating your stomach?" Hatsushichi saw the clues and pointed it out on the spot.

"Ah! It's an internal injury! Chusang doesn't know the secret of medical ninjutsu. There is an acupuncture point on the stomach called Ji Ni** point. If you use medical ninjutsu on this position, you can treat the back of the head."

"Liar! What are you talking about! Are you doing this because you don't want to go on a mission with us? You are a deserter!"

Seeing that the matter was about to be exposed, Fang Yu pulled Xiao Yuanwei into his arms, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! I have been interrogated and tortured for so long, and he has this attitude towards me when we meet. Can I still be a teammate with him? I

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