Summon Tom Cat at the beginning, I will penetrate the heavens

Weird music.

In front of Hidan, stood a cat with a strange expression.

He was stunned. This scene was a bit difficult for him to digest.

"Slave of the evil god." Fang Yu's expression was solemn, as if darkness enveloped him at this moment.

He took a step forward and extended his hand.

On the ground, I drew a strange diamond pattern with my finger.

"Stupid believer, why don't you kneel down after seeing this?" Fang Yu suddenly became angry, and Hidan took a step back in fright.

"What?" Hidan looked at the diamond pattern on the ground in confusion.

"Ignorant thing."

"Ant!"

"Chop suey!"

"How dare you say this is something?"

"You are slandering the evil god!"

"No! Absolutely not!" Hidan waved his hands quickly. As the most devout believer of the evil god, he did not want to be accused of such a serious crime, "I really have never seen it!"

"This is called the original stone." Fang Yu pointed to the rhombus pattern on the ground. "The world was chaotic in the beginning. God created the sun, and the place illuminated by the sun was called the human world."

"And the corners where the sun doesn't shine are hell!"

"This is the symbol of hell!"

"Rough stone!"

"The great evil god spreads the rough stones into the human world. After gathering 160 rough stones, you can summon the evil god's pets!"

"Jiejiejiejie." Fang Yu fell into madness and knelt down on one knee in front of Tom, "Sir Tom, please forgive this stupid guy's ignorance and prejudice. It is understandable that he was confused by your appearance.

"

"Now, the evil god's pet asks you!"

"What is this called!?"

Fang Yu's eyes were as bright as fire, and Hidan swallowed his saliva.

"Raw? Raw stone?"

"Yes! You are still in your right mind!"

"The evil god has too many followers with abnormal brains! Guys like you, I call them..."

"Original batch!"

"Don't tarnish the evil god! Don't forget the vow you made!"

Fang Yu put his left hand on his chest and knelt down towards the diamond pattern on the ground, "Master Evil God, I saw your twenty-second disciple in the ninja world. Please tell your slave what instructions you have next."

!”

'Twenty-two?'

Hidan didn't immediately question the identity of the man in front of him.

But I wonder if there is someone more pious than me?

With a straight face, he sensed something was wrong and raised his sickle.

"Boy! Are you fooling a ghost?"

Hidan didn't dare to take action directly, which was understandable.

Just like Kangxi's private visit in disguise.

A passerby stood in front of Kangxi. Kangxi said that he was the emperor.

Even if there were ten thousand passers-by who didn't believe it, they wouldn't dare to come forward and give someone a mouthful.

What if, what if it’s true?

"Hehehehehe!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"I've seen too many stupid believers."

"I didn't expect that what I saw today was the most stupid one!"

Fang Yu's eyes looked like he was looking at a pile of garbage! Hidan's scalp felt numb when he looked at it, and he thought to himself, could he really be the communications officer of the evil god?

What's his name...

Sex... Do you want to be an adult?

"Lust... Lust-sama, since you came from the abyss, why don't you let me see it with my own eyes?" Hidan swallowed.

"You? Are you worthy?" Fang Yu spat, "In order to go to hell, I killed hundreds of millions of creatures in my original world, even reaching the limit of sixty-two times in one day! Only then did I have the opportunity to witness the evil god in person.

It’s your grace that makes you lucky to become lust!”

"you?"

"Only ranked twenty-two in the ninja world?"

"Don't make me laugh!"

"Damn it!" Hidan tightened his grip on the scythe in his hand. He was not a fool. The things the boy in front of him said were more and more outrageous, and so far the other person had not proven the authenticity of his words...

...

Are you kidding me?

Delaying time?

How could Lord Evil God's communications officer be a little ninja from Konoha?

Hidan's expression became more and more ugly, but Fang Yu across from him smiled again.

"The evil god's pet."

"The sinful Lord Tom!"

"Please enlighten this foolish believer yourself!"

Fang Yu glanced at Tom, who was at a loss as to what to do.

Quietly reaching out, Fang Yu squeezed Tom's butt hard!

"Oh ho!"

Tom held his butt and flew three meters high!

Hidan remained silent and waited silently, he wanted to see what tricks this cat could do.

Waiting for Tom to land, Fang Yu grabbed Tom's white gloves and kissed him, "Sir Tom, let the believers take a sip of your blood!"

Tom was so scared that his hair was about to explode. He wanted to wet it, but the next second, he froze!

Because, the second cousin on Fang Yu's shoulder used hypnosis!

Tom was dazed and was put to the ground by Fang Yu, with his hands on his chest, looking like he was dead.

"bring it on?"

Making a gesture of invitation, Fang Yu signaled Hidan to start.

"What?" Hidan didn't know what to say and scratched his head, "You mean, use the evil god's gift on it?"

"Yeah, what else?" Fang Yu crossed his arms.

"Haha..." Hidan laughed.

After watching the performance for a long time, even if the other party was making me happy, even if the kid in front of me was a Konoha ninja who had mastered his information.

Then, he can't escape!

Let’s start with this strange psychic beast!

Hidan wields his scythe!

Poof!

The sharp thorn of the sickle pierced Tom's body!

"Hehehe..." Hidan's smile did not diminish, he raised his hand and bit his thumb.

The amount of bleeding from his thumb was exaggerated, like a small fountain, with blood constantly gushing out.

He bent down and quickly drew a strange triangle formation on the soles of his feet!

Withdrawing the scythe, Hidan licked the tip!

The ceremony has been mostly completed.

"I don't know if it's true or not." Hidan said as he kept moving, and he took out a spear from the left side of his clothes.

Slowly stretching the telescopic spear and tightening it, Hidan's body began to undergo strange changes.

Black and white body.

Weird texture.

This all shows that what this guy believes in is really not a kid's joke.

Evil God! I fear he really exists in the world!

"In the abyss of blood and darkness!"

"See you soon!"

"Wash!"

"Poof!"

Hidan drove the spear into his own heart!

Gala Gala!

He even stirred it vigorously!

The heart is broken! No life can survive!

Hidan's expression showed pain, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he fell to the ground with a thump! He closed his eyes!

Someone died?

No, he's not dead!

This is Hidan's ability to curse through the blood of his enemies.

At this time, in the evil triangle formation, all damage will be transferred to the owner of the blood on the sickle!

Unfortunately, Tom has no blood.

Even Hidan didn't pierce Tom's skin.

What Hidan licked was nothing but the dried blood of the Konoha ninja he had killed earlier.

"Hehehe..."

Hidan, who was lying on the ground, suddenly smiled.

He stopped pretending to be dead.

He started laughing wildly until he broke into sweat, as if he had seen the funniest scene and heard the funniest joke.

He was laughing so hard.

Blended with the weird music.

"Crack!"

The lazy second cousin snapped his fingers!

"Ouch!"

Tom, who was lying asleep, suddenly made a "swish" sound! It was like a rocket leaping into the air!

According to visual inspection, it jumped at least a hundred meters!

Hidan's laughter has not stopped due to inertia, and he is still laughing.

But his expression looked like he was crying...

Not to mention how ugly it is.