Summoned Beast Invincible

In a mountain col, four people gathered around a fire, looking at a pheasant that was stuck on a stick and was as black as charcoal. Sitting on the east side of the fire was a chubby fat man with a serious look on his face.

After staring at the charred pheasant for a while, he lowered his head and wrote a few sentences in a small notebook.

Sometimes I bite the penholder and think about it, sometimes I take the thing called "roasted chicken" and smell it, and then write a few sentences, and I see that the book says "Barbecued Seasoning Sauce No. 15"

"Third Improvement Experiment Analysis Record of the Test Product", which records the "formula type" line by line from top to bottom.

"Increase or decrease seasonings", "mixing proportions" and "practice records", the entire process of the experiment was densely recorded in the practice record column. Until he wrote "taste", the fat man stopped writing, turned his wrist, and raised his head again.

He pushed the glasses frame without lenses with his hand, raised his head and looked at the three people sitting to the west, and said expectantly: "Would any of you try it? I need the taste parameters!"

Sitting opposite the fat man was a chubby little man. The little fat man hesitated: "But..."

The fat man wearing glasses smiled and said: "We are so familiar with each other, so don't be hesitant and speak freely!"

The little fat man whispered: "Young Master, um, actually we had quite a full meal this morning, and we are not hungry at all now..."

The fat man smiled even brighter and said, "Look, how can I go off topic while talking!"

The little fat man looked at the stuff called "roasted chicken" that the young master made with the secret sauce he developed, swallowed his saliva, and said: "But, young master, are you sure this thing is edible?"

The fat man pushed up the glasses frame on the bridge of his nose and hesitated: "Maybe~~~"

Maybe?!!

Hearing this, the little fat man's face had wrinkled up. A thin young man sitting next to the little fat man laughed. Only the middle-aged man, the oldest among the few people, still sat still.

, even the expression on his face never changed.

The fat man looked at the three of them and found that they had no intention of speaking at all, so he picked up the roast chicken and put it to his mouth. At this moment, the thin young man seemed to appear next to the fat man in an instant.

, stretched out his hand and snatched the roast chicken, and then sat back down in a flash. It was as if it had never been moved.

The other people turned a blind eye to such a terrifying skill. The little fat man still had a wrinkled face, and the middle-aged man looked like a wooden sculpture. Only the fat man who had been robbed of the roast chicken was very happy and prepared a pen and paper.

Staring straight at the thin rod that came and returned.

The thin man took the piece of coke and without hesitation opened his mouth and tore off a piece, chewing it. Then he threw the "roast chicken" on the ground. He picked up a bowl of water, rinsed his mouth, and said: "

First, all the fibers are carbonized; second, the taste is extremely bad; third, the sauce flavor still comes out."

The fat man hurriedly recorded it, and then threw out a storage crystal with a wave of his hand. After opening the storage space, he carefully put the small notebook and pen in, then took out a few ingredients and started playing with them. In just a moment, he finished a few things

The dish was full of exquisite side dishes with delicious taste and aroma. The fat man led everyone to put their hands together and murmured a prayer, saying: "Eat, eat. Only when you are full can you have the strength to do business!"

The little man immediately beamed with joy and shouted: "Young Master, are we going to open for business today?"

The fat man glared at him and said: "If you don't do business, will you be sitting on nothing? How much money have I spent in vain these days? Are there any robbers like you? You can't rob the money, but let me give the money to help those who were robbed! Please,

We are robbers now, can you be more professional! If this continues, you will fucking pay me to death! Let’s go back together and beg for food with our naked butts..."

"Young Master, calm down first, here..."

The fat man glanced at the thin man and said: "When you travel around the world, remember to call me 'Big Brother', or you can call me by my nickname. I will give you the nickname 'Tianya Zhanlong'! Why don't you call me 'Zhanlong'"

Big brother’s done!”

Shouzhan cupped his hands and said: "Brother, this place is now occupied by the orcs. The orcs are brave when they are brave, but they are not good at management. In addition, the tribes have no control over each other. You are fighting for it. This rear area is in a state of corruption.

Fuwei Mansion is killing everyone with great vigor.

It doesn't last long. Now they are close to Yongchang Mansion, where they will encounter real resistance. Trying to break into the Middle Earth is nothing more than a dream. Even if they forcefully break through the Zhong family's blockade with their combat power, hum~~~

Middle-earth...discipline them and there will be no return!"

The fat man waved his hand and said: "Eating and eating are none of our business. We are just here to run around..."

The little fat man immediately shouted in a rough voice: "Brother is right! When we walk in the world, the most important thing is the word 'righteousness'. As long as we talk about loyalty, everything else is fucking nonsense..."

Before the little fat man finished speaking, he was hit hard on the head by the middle-aged man. The little fat man said "Ouch", squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and shouted with a sad face: "Uncle Shan, why did you hit me again?"

The skinny young man next to him sneered and said: "Although we are far away from home, we still have to abide by the rules. You, first, speak vulgarly; second, sensationalize; and third, your voice

Too big, do you think I should be beaten?"

The little fat man muttered: "What reason is this?"

The middle-aged man suddenly stood up and looked towards the mountain. The thin man stood up immediately when he saw this, waved his hand and produced a milling cutter, and said in a deep voice: "Uncle Shan, what's wrong?"

The middle-aged man pointed to the mountain and said two words: "Yi Qi."

The thin man nodded slowly, glanced at the indifferent fat man, and said, "I'll go take a look."

The fat man sat calmly and said: "It's just a ride, first..." Before he finished speaking, he saw that the thin pole had already run away, and he couldn't help but said: "It's always so urgent, but it's a ride, let's eat first."

Let’s go after the meal! Once this dish is cold, the taste will be much worse.” The fat man shook his head, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and sighed: “We’ll eat together when he comes back!”

The skinny guy came back quickly. As soon as he sat down, he said, "A long-maned horse riding on the clouds. It's strange. No one is there!"

The little fat man said excitedly: "The cloud-walking horse is a specialty of the northern grassland, and it must not be an ownerless thing! Young...brother, it is a fat sheep, we are going to give it to him~~~"

The fat man adjusted his glasses and said noncommittally: "Eat first!"

Several people thought about "Fat Sheep" and finished their meal in a hurry. The fat man carefully put the glasses into the storage crystal, tucked his robe into his belt, tied his belt, and said, "Let's go, let's see."

That bastard broke into my territory, didn’t he know that he wanted to worship Shantou?”

A few people hurried to the top of the mountain, crawled in the grass and looked at the cloud-riding horse grazing loosely. The fat man curled his lips and said: "Oh, the mane is scattered, the cloud patterns on the feet are dim, and the mark on the forehead is..."

It’s so small. This bloodline isn’t very pure! It’s not worth much money!”

The little fat man interjected: "This horse can be brought from the north to the southeast, so the price is naturally very high. The key is that the person who can buy this horse is the one with the most money! He is a fat sheep!"

The fat man hummed and said, "Better than nothing!"

The few of them stopped talking. They quietly waited for the owner of this horse to appear. They waited quietly. Waiting. Waiting...

"Asshole, bastard, you made me wait for so long? What kind of person is he? Wasting other people's time is equivalent to murdering money and life! This guy is simply a bastard~~~"

"Brother, don't be impatient, please wait~~~"

…

"No more waiting, just grab the horse and leave!"

"Brother, the owner of this horse may be not far away. As the old saying goes, an old horse knows its way. Why not let Tanhua Lang scare it, maybe it will lead us to find its owner!"

"Okay! Tanhua, go scare it!"

The thin pole jumped out from the top of the mountain, and flew towards the long-maned Cloud Horse as if flying in the wind. The horse was also alert, and when it found someone approaching, it immediately turned around and ran away. After running for a while, it turned around and saw that the man was already there.

He disappeared, and after thinking that the grass on the hillside was much tastier than the grass in the dense forest, he finally felt a little reluctant, so he turned around and ran back.

The fool went up the hillside, looked around, and saw no one, so he lowered his head and started eating grass again. Suddenly, he felt a pain in his buttocks. He turned around and saw the ghostly person standing behind him, throwing two pills in one hand.

Shizi had one hand stretched out in front of him, with a thumbs up, his head tilted and one eye closed. It didn't look like he was praising his steed, but rather like he was measuring the distance or taking aim.

The idiot took the pain, and of course he was very angry. He turned around and rushed towards the guy who was obviously weak but dared to provoke him.

Unexpectedly, the guy calmly calculated the distance, then raised his hand, and a stone hit the diamond-shaped mark in the middle of the idiot's forehead.

No matter how stupid an idiot is, he still knows that he has met an expert, so he has no choice but to hiss, turn around and run away. During this period, he turns around and sees that the guy is not slow at all, so he musters up all his strength and runs as hard as he can to the dense forest.

, I looked back and saw that there was nothing behind me. I felt a little complacent, so I held my horse's head high and let out a neigh of victory.

But at this moment, he heard his master's call, so he walked briskly into the forest.

When Qihang was overwhelmed, he finally waited for the idiot's return. Naturally, he was overjoyed, and his complaints about the idiot disappeared.

Qihang struggled to carry the little succubus onto the horse, then climbed onto the horse himself, holding the little succubus in one hand and holding the reins with the other, signaling the fool to walk slowly.

However, a person in the forest shouted: "Friend, I haven't fulfilled my duty as a landlord. If you leave like this, if word spreads to the world, I will lose my reputation as a fighting dragon in the world!"

Then four figures appeared in the forest, two fat guys, one big and one small, and a thin guy who was not human-shaped. Only the middle-aged man was still in good health!

As soon as the two fat men and the thin man came out, they started to criticize Qihang and the two, and even unscrupulously regarded the little succubus as goods to calculate the value.

This joke is not funny, because it has crossed the bottom line of Brother Screwdriver...

Brother Qizi was not staring at the so-called "big brother" with a fat face, but directly at the middle-aged man who remained silent, and said in a deep voice: "Could it be that the four of you are trying to rob someone?"

"Don't say it so harshly! We are all so busy. Robbery and other things are time-consuming and laborious. Why don't you give the two things we just talked about to my eldest brother, and then everyone will walk on the road, each side..." The little fat man shouted naggingly.

With.

Brother Qizi patted the little succubus and said softly: "Are you afraid?"

The little succubus gave a sweet smile and said: "We broke out from the restricted area, how can we be afraid of a few thieves? I just hate that my body feels uncomfortable, otherwise, I would have torn that guy's mouth out long ago!"

Brother Qizi laughed and said: "Brother, I specialize in all kinds of robberies. People in the world call me 'Tiansha'. Today, I, Tiansha, will come to see you for a while to see if you deserve your title of War Dragon."

!" (To be continued...)

ps: Another friend comes to play the role! I love this feeling the most.

Also, yesterday's chapter was given a warning by the editors. Haha, um, I actually had a hard time writing that chapter yesterday. Since there is still such a borderline problem, it seems I need to pay more attention to it.

In addition, thank you to 1 Fish 2 Leqin for the rewards and chapter gifts, and thank you to Tianya Zhanlong for your monthly ticket support~~~

Another thing, 1 Fish 2 Leqin, you want to be a god, should we not discuss this anymore???