Summoned Beast Invincible

The madman glared at the bastard, who rolled up his sleeves and assumed a "lazy tying" posture, chanting in the Boxing Sutra "Learn to lazily tying your clothes and not be afraid of being bullied."

What is incredible is that the lunatic ignored the provocative bastard, walked straight up to the young master, hugged the young master's shoulders, and said with a smile: "Idiot young master, are you tired of putting on a show every day?

It’s not that I’m talking about you, you’re not some weak soul. One minute you were calling for a duel with someone, and in the next moment you’re hugging that person and calling him brother. You’re so heartless and enviable. Look at you, what’s going on in your mind

Stuffed to the brim

Yes, even if your brain capacity is larger than that of ordinary people, it will still be tiring if you pretend to do too much? Don’t tire yourself to death, I will be heartbroken! I want to expose you because I want you to be superior.

Lower your posture a little. Since Daozi just said that she would hold a democratic life meeting in Shenma, then you have to move closer to the spirit of the central government, right? You have to be down-to-earth, kid. Most of the people are already queuing up to buy steamed buns~ah?!"

The young master had a sullen face, swept his tiger tail, and "just happened" to catch the madman's arm. Just as the madman screamed, the bastard had already taken the opportunity to teleport over and punched the madman firmly in the face. Before the madman could say anything, he

"Dirty" means "silence", "imprisonment", and "healing". Three haloes have been cast on the madman.

The colorful lunatic on his body was punched and flew out, fell heavily to the ground, and then became motionless. Another gleaming sculpture was added to the field.

The bastard laughed loudly, punched the young master lightly, hugged the young master's arm and shouted: "We brothers are really cooperative. If you gain one point, you will be too fat, if you lose one point, you will be too thin. That's a shock."

For the gods!"

Shadow nodded and said: "Brother Bastard, I think he racks his brains to please the countless women in his family. These words are familiar to him. No wonder Brother Zi wants to give you the word 'wisdom'. Brother Bastard,

Why did you give up treatment?"

Dao Zi also applauded and praised: "You bastard, you really can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth. What a good word. I'm surprised you used 'sexual passion'!"

The bastard yelled and let go of the young master's arm, and jumped several meters away from the young master as if he was frightened. Then he roared: "Hey! You two bad boys, teasing the Sa family! Shadow, you guys have learned bad things."

, You were not like this before. Daozi, you are really a sinner. What a pure young lady, but you have become corrupted!"

The young master suddenly said loudly: "Is there any more formal form? Are the two sculptures too small?"

Daozi immediately said solemnly: "Back to the topic, in my opinion. The gangster and the lunatic should not be released. They are simply topic killers. Let's continue the meeting! What was said?"

Shadow burst out laughing, looked at the wooden screwdriver and the lying lunatic, and asked weakly: "Brothers, let's not talk about screwdriver brother for now. Is this appropriate for lunatic brother?"

The bastard looked up at the sky and suddenly said: "Sajia thinks it's going to rain. Why don't I go back and collect my clothes first..."

The young master snorted hard. The bastard immediately changed his words and said: "Come on! This is not the first time that the Sa family and the crazy boy have fought. They were greeting each other. It's okay. No one will die! Besides, a great prophet from the Sa family can still

Are you afraid of a little kid playing with a slingshot? However, the brothers will help you and keep an eye on it for a while!"

The young master's eyes widened, a scowl gradually grew on his face, a tiger's tail swayed left and right behind him, the tiger was like a tiger!

Suddenly, a long sigh sounded, and everyone immediately looked at the "Standing Statue". They saw Brother Qizi's crystal clear and warm eyes, slowly passing over the faces of the brothers. When he saw the gangster, he said: "Let go of the madman."

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The bastard silently took away the magic halo, and the madman jumped up. The brothers protected the bastard in the middle with a tacit understanding. However, the madman did not even look at the bastard, but ran to the bastard in a few steps.

He stared at the screwdriver for a few times, and then asked abruptly: "I heard that you are very dissatisfied with us?"

"Yes." Qihang nodded calmly.

"Ouch! What do you mean?" The madman pulled up his sleeves, shook his fist in front of Qihang's face, and said viciously: "Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag?"

Qihang smiled and pushed the madman's fist away from his face, and said very gently: "Brother, I actually heard what the brothers just said, and I listened attentively."

Qihang gathered a few brothers together and said with a smile: "Brother, I am very happy today. First, after such a long time, our 'Fighting Heaven and Earth' mad battle group has finally gathered together again; second, I have seen your growth and development.

Your own troubles; the third is..."

"Stop using the polite words. I really can't stand this. This is not an artistic life, and you are not a sensationalist. Stop making useless remarks. Just say no!" the madman shouted.

Qihang smiled, his eyes became hollow, and said softly: "Young Master is right..." After speaking, he sighed softly and closed his mouth.

The brothers looked at each other, and after waiting for a while, Qihang still didn't speak. The madman stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Qihang's eyes. Seeing that he didn't respond, he couldn't help but look at the young master and asked: "What Qizi means by this sentence is that you should take his place."

explain?"

The young master cleared his throat and said, "Can you keep up with my pace?" He looked around and saw no one answered, so he shook his head and said, "Then just wait!" After that, he closed his eyes and took a nap.

The remaining four people were helpless and had no choice but to chat among themselves in low voices.

Not long after, Qihang was startled and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, brother, I was distracted!"

The gangster stopped everyone's conversation, strode up, looked at Qihang seriously, and asked: "Are we brothers?"

Qihang said without hesitation: "Yes!"

The bastard nodded, turned around and spread his hands as if chasing a duck, and said while shouting: "Okay, it's okay, go back and do whatever you need to do!"

Qihang patted the bastard on the shoulder, and the bastard turned to look at him and said displeasedly: "What, is there really a but?"

Qihang smiled and said: "Okay, bastard. Don't leave in a hurry, wait for me to tell you what's on your mind." Qihang suppressed his smile, looked at the brothers and said: "Young Master is right, I really don't want to summon you here.

of."

Qihang looked at the brothers, who all acted indifferently. Except for Shadow, who seemed to have tears in his eyes, no one else responded to these "groundbreaking" words. Qihang said seriously: "I said it.

It’s true!”

The young master sighed and said: "Sir, except for the shadows, are the remaining ones not human spirits? Is it interesting to say this? Since you don't want to say it, I will say it. You have always wanted to put us here

You sent back a few summoned beasts from another world, do you think this is compensation for us?"

"Yes!" Qihang answered without hesitation again, and immediately continued: "But this is just one of them. No matter what you think in your heart, I always feel that I owe you. And every time you come out, the more indifferent you act,

The more guilt I feel, the heavier it becomes. I'm afraid that one day this heaviness and guilt will drive me crazy, so I don't want you to come out.

Secondly, this world is beautiful and full of temptations, and for strong men of your level, you can basically run amok and do whatever you want. Once you master the power, your desire for power and control will expand. And

But I don’t have the power to control it, and you will fall into that kind of out-of-control emotions. In the end, everyone will break up. Maybe even brothers and sisters will kill each other. This is not the result I want to see, so I don’t want you to come out.

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Third, everyone has self-esteem, selfishness, and narcissism, and I am no exception, brother. You are stronger than me, which makes me feel very shameless. To put it bluntly, if you are really "beasts"

"Class, even if you have the personalities of a young master, a lunatic, a shadow, a knife, and a bastard, I can face it calmly. However, you are all in this world.

Really existing race, then, think about it, the people I summoned are more awesome than my brother. This is normal. However, they are more showy than my brother, and they are more respected than my brother. They may even compete with my brother.

We are fighting for things and fighting for women, but I can only accept it with all my heart, brother. Do I, a summoner, have to hold it in? So, I don’t want you to come out.

Last but not least, brother, I have fallen in love with this world. There are my friends here, my adoptive sister, and the woman I like. The scenery here is beautiful, and I don’t have to worry about smog, food safety, etc. I want to stay.

, but you can’t, because you are summoned beasts, and you have a chance to go back, so I don’t want you to come out, and I don’t want you to have too much attachment in this world. Only in this way, when I send you back, can you

Return to your normal life as soon as possible.

I will definitely find the summoning contract between us, and complete the agreement as soon as possible, and I will definitely send you back to the earth." Qihang's eyes were shining, his fists were clenched, his face was firm, and he had the look of "A strong man is gone forever.

The determination to "return".

The young master glanced at Qihang and asked, "Has the leader finished speaking?"

Qihang nodded, and the young master shouted hello, then applauded, and shouted to several others: "The leader has finished speaking, and I have to express my gratitude no matter what, let's give him some warm applause."

Shadow followed it with two gentle and moderate drum beats, and when he saw that no one except himself responded, he stopped.

The young master applauded enthusiastically to himself, Qi Hang frowned and said: "Young master, don't be disgusted with me, I have said it, no matter what you think of me, that's what I think!"

The young master still applauded, and the madman shouted: "Why are you so crazy? Why are you so crazy today? Idiot young master, stop it!" After saying that, he stepped forward and held the young master's hand firmly, and then turned around.

Looking at Qihang, he said: "Screwdriver, I'm crazy

We have been playing together since we wore crotchless pants. Apart from the fact that we are not born to the same mother, we are basically indistinguishable from each other. Now that we are here, I also put my words here. Since we came together, we will leave together.

Go, otherwise, I won’t leave.”

The young master broke away from the madman, clapped his hands and shouted "Hello!"

Shadow also followed the madman and said, "My little brother means the same thing as the madman."

The young master clapped his hands and shouted "Hello!"

Daozi shrugged and said: "Qizi, I absolutely believe the first and third points you said. Thinking about it from your perspective, if I were sitting in your position, I would probably have a little bit of the same thoughts. But the second point

Isn’t it a little bit insincere with Article 4?”

The young master clapped his hands and shouted "Hello!"

"What are you saying that is insincere? That's bullshit!" the gangster roared: "Sweetie, our two families have been neighbors for more than ten years. As soon as you stick your butt out, I know whether you are going to be an S or a B. Will the Sajia expand? The Sajia will expand.

Now I am a god, have I ever been swollen? You fell in love with this world, and you don’t want to leave? If I stop you, then you would have started to harm that elf girl, and you would have started to harm this world!”

The young master applauded and said hello, and everyone looked at the "abnormal" young master with strange eyes.

The young master stopped clapping, dusted off the non-existent dust on his white shirt, and said slowly: "A bunch of idiots!"

Everyone felt relieved, and the madman patted his chest and said, "I thought this guy was going to compete with me for my nickname. I've been using this nickname for more than ten years, and I really can't bear to change it with the young master!"

The young master came over and motioned to exchange places with Qi Hang. Qi Hang quickly jumped into the group of brothers, huddled with a few others and faced the young master, waiting quietly for the young master to conclude his speech.

Sure enough, Young Master Huwei hit the ground hard, like knocking on a gavel, and the bastard immediately joked: "Master Qingtian is ascending to the throne~~~~"

Madman, Daozi immediately sang: "Power~~Martial~~~"

"Master Qingtian," the young master put his fingers together, pointed his halberd and set sail, and shouted: "Come on, let this self-righteous fool be taken down by me, and let him try the method of 'brothers of one mind'!"

"Got the order!" The four lunatics shouted at the same time, and then the four of them fiercely rushed toward Qihang... (To be continued...)

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It’s almost the New Year, everyone must keep laughing! Here’s today’s joke~~~ (This joke comes from an excerpt)

The thief had just finished robbing the bag and was chased by the police. He quickly jumped into the back of a car. There was a middle-aged woman and a young man sitting in the front of the car. They both turned around and looked at the thief blankly. The thief took out a knife and said viciously.

, drive, hurry up! The young man turned back to the woman and said: Auntie, don’t be nervous, follow the steps we learned, step on the clutch, shift to first gear, step on the accelerator...