Summoned Beast Invincible
Qi Zhang: Do you dare to come?
"Drink and sing loudly, fight against the sky and the earth, and fight like crazy! Zi said the crazy fighting group! The name is a bit interesting, I like it. May I ask what the shadow means?" Song Feng (nickname: Madman) was lying on the bed with a phone in one hand and another hand.
While exercising with large dumbbells, he turned around and yelled at Shi Meng (nickname: Shadow) who was playing a game, "Shadow, Qizi (real name: Qihang) asked your friend how about the crazy battle group?"
Shi Meng said without turning his head: "I am not as majestic and extraordinary as my elder brothers. I am just a layman, but I am willing to devote my limited life to unlimited network exploration. I hope that my elder brothers will make it happen~
~~~"
"I'm looking for a draw! One word will do, or two words will do. You choose one."
"~~~~~"
"I heard it, screwdriver, Shadow acquiesced. As for the first shot, I still have the same opinion. It should be fired, and it should be fired with an earth-shattering sound~~~" Song Feng said while thinking to himself, by then,
Haha, how many beautiful school girls who admired him were waiting for his "teaching" step by step, training! This idea was too evil, and Song Feng fell into the longing for a "sexual" happy life in the future.
"Crazy brother, I suddenly feel poetic. Could you please help me watch some games? I'm doing a task right now. Don't hang up." After Shi Meng finished speaking, he didn't care whether Song Feng replied or not, and hurriedly
Rushed into the bathroom.
"Well, let's just say this first. Okay, I'll tell Shadow later." After hanging up the phone, Song Feng, who was interrupted, turned his head and looked at Shi Meng's computer screen impatiently.
On the screen is a mage wearing a black cloak, holding one hand
Holding a flag, he rode a rather cool hell nightmare beast. The beast had six-pointed star flames on its four hooves and was running on the wilderness like lightning. The madman was stunned. This scene is so familiar. After thinking about it for a moment, damn.
!Isn’t this a hero with a zoomed-in perspective?
Are you invincible! Then he raised his middle finger and said angrily: "Playing single-player games will make you lose money!" He turned around and shouted to the bathroom: "Shadow, shake me, you need to be pumped, don't you? Squat on the toilet, just squat on the toilet, and you are still poetic.
, why are you pretending to be a cultured person? I despise you.
"After Song Feng yelled, he subconsciously glanced at Shi Meng's computer again. He was considering whether to let the popular mage kill the monster when he saw a shaking QQ dialog box pop up on the screen.
The sentence "Are you there?" jumped out.
Song Feng looked at the QQ nickname, I am a goddess, not someone familiar, and thought, "Are you there?", looking at the tone, "I am a goddess", looking at the name, this girl is probably a fujoshi,
He is really a perfect match for Shadow, that fake scholar, and the real otaku. He is about to call Shi
Suddenly, his mind changed, "When did this boy Shadow hook up with a girl, and why didn't he report it to me? Hey, now I'll take care of it for you!" So Song Feng put down the dumbbells, moved his fingers, and stretched.
He shook his muscles and bones, laughed obscenely, and shook his head
Humming "Fahai, you don't understand love" with his head spinning, he sat in front of Shi Meng's computer and typed "xxoo, brother is here; passionate video, brother is also here; other things, nothing!" on the dialog box.
After getting back in the car, Song Feng felt extremely happy, thinking about this
The girl would not reply, and even if she did reply, it would be words with negative energy such as rough and dirty. In order to maintain the current happy mood, Song Feng decided to close the conversation immediately. At this moment, a few words were sent in the dialog box: "Yes"
Madman! I’m not scolding you, you know, Song Feng.”
Song Feng was shocked, lost consciousness for a moment, blinked his eyes, and calmed down his mood, Song Feng immediately replied, "Who are you?"
"Song Feng, nicknamed Madman, is a basketball master. He loves rock climbing. His unruly words and deeds often get him into trouble. What you are most proud of is that you saved two thieves by yourself. What you hate the most is that you have no meat to eat. The most embarrassing thing is
I like drinking but I don’t have the tolerance for alcohol. My favorite movies are Japanese literary, romantic and martial arts movies, especially since I haven’t had a girlfriend yet and I’m still a virgin.”
Seeing this sentence, Song Feng was filled with hatred, thinking that Ying Ying was really unruly and had no lower limit. He just handed over his family fortune to a strange girl. The key was that he didn't even know who she was.
I know. Then I thought about it, recently I
I was busy discussing with Qizi and the others about forming a group of travel companions, but it had been a while since I had a drink and chat with Shadow. It seemed that Shadow had a new girlfriend, and it seemed that the two of them had already hooked up to an unknown extent.
To such an extent that I actually put
Brother's background has been exposed. No wonder people can tell with just one sentence that he is not the real person. If he fails to tease me, he will be insulted. The lunatic's interest wanes and he says, "Oh, Shadow doesn't hide anything from you. I know brother very well."
Don’t say that xxoo
Don't worry, I'm teasing you. Shadow and I are good brothers. Hehe, friends and wives are not to be played with. Brother Cao Shou still has this point. But if there is a suitable girl, don't forget to keep it for me.
.Shadow is not here at the moment, please call him for you!"
"As a human being, you must cultivate your moral ethics, otherwise you will suffer losses! Aren't you a member of Ziyue's Mad Fighting Group? I'm the same as you."
This reply that popped up quickly made the lunatic who was about to get up take a breath of air. Zi said that the mad battle group was a team of friends that he and several classmates with similar interests planned to form. The slogan was "In this life, be a binge drinker."
Sing high and fight against the sky and the earth." I took the word "crazy" and "fight" because several people's nicknames all have the same nickname.
"子", so I added "子曰". We just decided on the name of the team, and we haven't even decided on the first place to conquer. How did this person know? It is said that this person is the daughter of the shadow.
Friend, it’s possible that Shadow just told her, but Shadow’s phone is always on the table; crazy
I pulled up the historical chat records in the QQ conversation, and the sentence "Are you there" was the first sentence! Then it couldn't be an outsider. There are only a few people who know about this. Some guy must be bored enough to apply for one.
The female trumpet teases everyone, making people feel like "How could this person know this? Will he ever meet
Is there a supernatural incident?" The thrilling feeling, and then this boring guy must be hiding behind the computer screen and laughing wildly as if he is trying to make money! After thinking about this, the madman was determined, and secretly said "Idiot", and was about to expose this person.
I just looked down upon this little trick and saw another sentence pop up in the dialog box.
"Madman, what are you thinking about? Wipe your saliva, like a second-rate idiot."
Song Feng subconsciously stretched out his hand to wipe the corner of his mouth. There was really saliva, and he couldn't help but get angry. "Brother, I can tell you very responsibly, you have caused trouble, it has caused big trouble. Brother's nickname is not just for fun.
You'd better identify yourself quickly before I go crazy, otherwise, you'll have to bear the consequences."
"On April 5th, Yao Mountain is a place surrounded by four saints. Do you dare to come?"
"Idiot, you think I am such an idiot like you. I have already guessed who you are! A screwdriver and a knife are not so boring. You are either a bastard or a young man! Well, even if a bastard is beaten to death, he will not use a female nickname.
You idiot! It must be you, Brother Leisure, I’m going to hit you and cut you off, believe it or not!”
"My friend is not online, do you want to send offline messages?"
"Damn it, you idiot! I can't spare you. Are you making a challenge to me?! The word "dare" doesn't exist in my dictionary." The madman said bitterly, and raised his fist towards the changed man.
Hei's QQ avatar waved vigorously a few times, thinking of the scene of beating the young master.
"Crazy brother, who are you angry with? I have been admonishing my brother to meditate and recuperate, but anger is very harmful to the body! Also, my brother said that there is no word 'dare', which is obviously a bit inappropriate, 'dare not'"
These are two words! You can say, ‘There is no such thing as “dare”’. That’s reasonable.”
"You're such a big-headed idiot too! Didn't you see that I was teased by an idiot? I'm going to explode right now. If you cherish your life, please respect yourself!"
"Isn't it normal for the young master to tease you? Let me judge the situation, even though you are often the irrational one." Shi Meng ignored Song Feng's murderous gaze and came over to look at the chat history.
He nodded and said: "Well, he has a bit of a young master's style, but with his personality, he would never give such a shallow and boring name. If it is a name with such connotation as 'Goddess Ascension', I can definitely call him a young master."
"That makes sense, that makes sense." The madman rubbed his beard and nodded in agreement. Thinking back to these mindless conversations, he suddenly felt a thrill all over his body. He quickly stood up and stretched to cover up, and said angrily.
: "Why is there such an evil vibe in this matter? Mother, why am I so timid for no reason!"
Shi Meng looked at Song Feng and said, "Then what should I do? Otherwise, just pretend that I didn't see it. I also think it's weird. Crazy brother, according to my wishes, we should hold a meeting to make a decision? The old rule is that the minority obeys
most."
"Tch!" The madman stretched out his index finger and shook it. "I'm afraid of that big-headed ghost. There is no word fear in my dictionary. No matter what you do, I'll go." The madman was silent for a while, and then said slowly: "
Damn it! Even if I don’t go, that guy who is even crazier than me will definitely go if he hears about it. Can you let him go to this hellish place alone?” After speaking, he sighed.
, go get it again
He started practicing with big dumbbells, and he kept breathing out "chichi". I wonder if Shi Meng misheard his voice, but he always felt that what Song Feng said was a series of "go to hell, go to hell." He originally planned to use "good intentions".
Reminding Song Feng that "fear is two words", Shi Meng forcefully swallowed it back in his stomach, and thought to himself that today's madman wanted to stay away from strangers, even acquaintances. Well, it's best to keep it to himself.
The distance is good!
Shi Meng sat in front of the computer in a daze, looking at the dialog box on the screen. He was debating whether to call Screwdriver and the others or just pretend that this had never happened.
Call us! If the little demon can contact us, why don’t you leave a message for the screwdriver and the others? Well! Don’t call the screwdriver yet, ask the idiots and the others first.” As soon as he finished speaking, a series of short messages on the mobile phone appeared.
The letter rang, and Shi Meng picked it up and read it. It was a text message from Sailing, "Someone asked us to go to a place surrounded by the Four Saints in Mount Yao. Get ready, let's go, brothers!" Shi Meng hadn't finished reading it yet.
Hearing a "bang", he quickly looked back and saw Song Feng holding a cell phone in one hand and looking at it. The dumbbell in the other hand had fallen to the floor. He murmured: "I knew it, I
Just know it.”
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