Super Black Technology

France. Paris.

A white-collar worker finished the work at hand, then poured a cup of coffee, and logged on to Twitter leisurely.

He recently met a female student and was about to go out on a date (you get the idea).

As soon as I logged in, Twitter made a "dididi" sound.

Could it be that the girl misses herself?

The white-collar was very happy, and while drinking coffee, he clicked on the message casually.

puff!

The coffee he just drank sprayed all over the screen, and he stood up in shock.

Fuck, what is this?

Beside him, his colleague came over in surprise, wanting to see what all the fuss was about.

"Fuck! How is that possible?!"

The colleague was shocked and jumped up as if frightened by a fierce ghost.

This move surrounded the entire office.

"Fuck, is this true?"

"That creepy prodigy is going to start Twitter?"

"So, we can follow his news at any time in the future? 666, hurry up and go to Twitter's official website to see if it's true!"

...

Everyone hurried back to their seats and logged on to Twitter...

As soon as they logged in, everyone saw a huge banner being held high on the Twitter homepage.

The banner is deep red, gorgeous red, dazzling red, full of endless joy.

On the left side of this huge banner is a cute child sticking out his tongue, while on the other side is a young and beautiful girl with a smile on her face.

Immediately, everyone recognized them.

"Oh my God, it's the prodigy Ike!"

"And English roses—Miss Alice!"

really!

They guessed it right, and a line of words was shining in the center of the banner:

Prodigy Ike and Miss Alice will open Twitter accounts in three days, so stay tuned.

Below this line of words, there is a countdown. Time keeps counting down:

71:56:23.

71:56:22.

71:56:21.

...

"My God, the news is true!"

"There are still 71 hours, I want to pay attention to him!"

"I also want to pay attention to him, and I must pay attention to him as soon as possible!"

All the white-collar workers shouted excitedly. Among these white-collar workers, a girl was so anxious that she seemed about to cry.

"What if I don't have Twitter? I use Facebook!"

The male colleague came over enthusiastically: "You register now, there is still time, otherwise the server of Twitter will be paralyzed, and you will be finished!"

"Oh, oh, oh! I'm signing up right now, right now!"

It has to be said that this male colleague's guess was very accurate.

In just ten minutes after Twitter announced this important news, hundreds of millions of netizens from all over the world flooded into Twitter's official website, and this number is still increasing rapidly...

After 20 minutes, it reached 200 million.

After 30 minutes, it reached 380 million.

If there is a huge amount of traffic, the Twitter server can no longer maintain normal operation and is forced to shut down and restart.

That's multiple large computer groups!

U.S. Twitter headquarters.

The chief technology officer is sweating profusely directing the technicians to restart the server.

In the president's office, Mr. President was also sweating profusely on the phone. The object of the call is IBM (International Business Machines Corporation), the largest computer manufacturer in the United States.

"Hey, hey, I'm Dick Costello from Twitter, we want to buy a computer group, oh no, two, we want two!"

"What? Are you serious? You want a computer bank, not a computer? Two more?"

"Really, swear to God! Please hurry up, we're not bargaining this time, please, please!"

"..."

The power of money allowed IBM to install two computer groups for Twitter in just half a day.

However, even with such a miraculous speed, netizens around the world scolded Twitter badly.

Because many people can't open the registration page at all, even if they are lucky enough to open it, the network is as slow as a turtle.

night. 20 o'clock.

The entire Twitter company headquarters is still brightly lit, and everyone has to work overtime all night today, even the president is no exception.

"Boom boom boom!"

There was an urgent knock on the door of the president's office. A moment later, the beautiful female secretary rushed in anxiously.

"Mr. President, here is today's statistics, please take a look!"

President Dick didn't even raise his head, he was still looking at the plan made by the propaganda department.

"read!"

"Yes, sir! Starting at 1:00 p.m. today, the number of active registered users online was 10 million, and then jumped to 90 million within half an hour, reaching a peak of 280 million people at 3:00 p.m.."

"In addition, so far, the number of new registered users is 300 million, and it is still growing."

"In addition, a number of Wall Street investment banks called to consult, hoping that Twitter can start a new round of financing again."

"In addition, on the New York Stock Exchange, the closing price of our Twitter today is: $50.20 per share!"

What? !

President Dick raised his head suddenly, his eyes shot out a dim light like hungry wolves.

"How much did you say? What is our closing price?!"

The female secretary's voice was trembling: "50.20 dollars!"

Hearing this number, President Dick gasped. Even if he is in charge of an online social overlord company like Twitter, he is frightened, really frightened.

because……

He clearly remembered that the closing price of Twitter was only 25.73 yesterday.

This shows what?

This shows that during this half-day period, the recommended stock price has risen by 100%, which means that the market value of Twitter has increased from 40 billion to 80 billion.

Earned 40 billion US dollars in half a day!

This is the global financial market!

My god, I got rich, this time I got rich!

"Quick, hurry up and call the major shareholders!"

"Yes, sir!"

...

Facebook (Facebook, Twitter's old rival) headquarters. CEO's office.

"why why?!"

The Facebook president roared angrily as a row of company executives stood in front of him.

All the executives lowered their heads and did not dare to speak.

"Boom!"

The president of Facebook swept the table, and everything on the table was swept to the ground, making a lot of noise.

"For the past three years, the prodigy has been using our Facebook to chat with his Alice, why is he now on Twitter? How do you guys do it? Why didn't you send someone to win him over? Say, explain!"

An executive replied nonchalantly: "We thought that the little prodigy would never touch the Internet again before he became an adult, how could we know..."

"Boom!"

A loud slap on the table interrupted the executive's words, and the face of the Facebook president was livid.

"Do you think? Are you God? Do you still think?"

"I'm sorry!" The executives bowed and apologized in unison.

"40 billion, gentlemen, in just half a day, the market value of Twitter has increased by 40 billion!"

"Sorry!" The executives bowed again and apologized.

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The president of Facebook was so angry that he scolded Martian. At this moment, he wished he could fire all these trash.

Of course, after the expulsion, he himself had to take the blame and resign.

Tragedy, what should Facebook do now? Mr. President sat back on his chair in frustration.

...

Netizens all over the world were shocked, and countless people were waiting for the arrival in three days. Even in Far East China, there are many people who climbed over the wall and went out to register Twitter accounts.

At this moment, no one knows how many fans the child prodigy will reach.

Some people guess that there may be 300 million!

Some people guess that there may be 500 million!

Some people even speculate that it may reach 700 million!

Because the new users of Twitter are still growing rapidly...

Perhaps, that will be an unprecedented amount!

It will surpass all stars, surpass all Internet celebrities...