Super Black Technology

After a long time, President Obama finally recovered, rubbed his temples, and said:

"Forget it, forget it, it's all come to this point, let's build it. Finish it early, go back to study early."

Hearing this, Hughes also nodded.

Isn't it just 100,000 tons of steel? Little KISS for the Watermelon Alliance.

"Well, the steel is provided by the American Bath Iron and Steel Company. I will call their company. Let them sell it to the little guy at cost price. Otherwise, the little guy's 100 million US dollars will definitely be enough."

President Obama also nodded, and said, "Then leave the construction to the Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard."

"OK!"

Three days later, the U.S. Bath Iron and Steel Company received an order from the Watermelon Alliance.

103,000 tons of steel, and at cost price.

The directors of the Bath Iron and Steel Company accepted the order with a dark face.

On the other side, the assistant to the president faxed the pumpkin car structure drawn by Miss Alice to the Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard.

The chief engineer who once led the construction of a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier personally led a large number of technicians to carefully check the drawings and calculate them carefully.

10 minutes, just 10 minutes, the chief engineer called the assistant to the president with a dark face.

"Mr. Assistant, sorry, we don't accept this job!"

"What?" The assistant was shocked, "Didn't the Ministry of National Defense issue a military order for you?"

Hearing this, the chief engineer yelled angrily: "What a shitty military order, you have to take a good look at what the hell is that blueprint? There is no technical content at all. We are building aircraft carriers and submarines, not building houses."

"Go to the architect who repaired the house and help that little guy build it!"

After finishing speaking, the chief engineer hung up the phone angrily.

But here, Mr. Assistant was completely confused.

what's the situation? Not making cars? Why should I go to an architect?

Let me tell you, is this building a car or repairing a house?

Due to the instructions of the chief engineer of the Navy, the assistant sent a fax to the top 10 architectural firms in the United States with a tragic mood.

5 minutes, just 5 minutes later.

HDR Architects, ranked No. 3 in the United States, called.

It was their president himself.

"Hello, Mr. Assistant to the President, we, HDR, are willing to accept this project for free and promise to complete it within two months!"

Hearing this, the assistant blurted out in an unbelievable voice: "Are you sure? Have you done the calculations carefully? This is a pumpkin cart heavier than a nuclear aircraft carrier!"

On the opposite side, the president of HDR smiled and replied while laughing:

"Mr. Assistant to the President, your project is not building a car. It doesn't even have an engine. It is completely using steel to build a house, which is simpler than building with bricks. If you don't believe me, let our famous architect Mr. Bacon and you Said that he had participated in the design and construction of the Twin Towers in New York."

Moments later, Mr. Bacon's voice rang on the phone:

"Hello, Mr. Assistant, this project is really simple. Just build a huge steel base, and then use building blocks to make an oval pumpkin. The base is made of alloy steel, which can bear 100,000 tons of weight. Plain steel for the interior and stainless steel for the exterior.”

"Very simple, no technical content at all! Really!"

"I can imagine that when this pumpkin cart is completed, we will have another landmark building in the United States."

"Cute style!"

Mr. Assistant is almost ashamed to see people, really.

He just said "It's all up to you", and then hung up the phone immediately.

The pumpkin cart was actually built by others as a building, which really made the whole world laugh.

On the same day, after arranging everything, the assistant returned to the White House to report to the president.

After listening to the assistant's report, Mr. President, Hughes and others were also dumbfounded.

That little guy is so funny!

...

The next day, HDR Architects held a press conference to announce to the nation:

Undertake the pumpkin car construction project of the little prodigy for free, and it is expected to take one and a half months.

At the press conference, the president of HDR also showed reporters a preview of the effect of the pumpkin car.

On the banks of a wide Charles River, a huge metal pumpkin cart dominates the land. On the left side of the pumpkin there is a picture of the little guy, and on the right is Alice's.

Under the bright sunlight, the exterior stainless steel reflects the metallic luster, full of fashionable sci-fi style.

In front of the TV, audiences all over the world gasped in amazement when they saw this rendering.

"It's so beautiful!"

"Yeah, and it's spectacular!"

"This car is 666, no one can hit it! Mom no longer has to worry about my car overturning halfway."

However, audiences seem to be wowing early because they got it all wrong.

This is not a car at all, but...

At this time, the appearance effect picture disappears, and the interior display picture comes out.

The president of HDR explained to the global audience with a smile on his face: "The pumpkin cart is 30 meters high. For this reason, our designer designed 4 floors for him. The first floor is used as the living room, and the second floor is used as the little prodigy and Alice. The lady's bedroom, on the third floor..."

The global audience was dumbfounded.

what's the situation? Didn't you say it was a car? Why is it a living room and a bedroom? !

What about the engine? What about the brake chamber? What about the cockpit?

Please, we don't study much, so don't coax me!

A reporter asked the president of HDR aloud with such a question.

Hearing this, Mr. President shrugged and said helplessly, "Sorry, we are building houses, not cars!"

Reporters: "..."

Global audience: "..."

At this time, the senior White House officials who were also watching the press conference looked at each other, and no one could say a word.

It's embarrassing, okay? !

...

Not long after, the press conference ended, and the pumpkin toy company's official website immediately announced the purpose of the funds.

Nickel-chromium-titanium alloy steel - 3000 tons. (Provided at a loss by Bath Iron Company, USA.)

Manganese silicon steel - 3000 tons. (Provided at a loss by Bath Iron Company, USA.)

Nickel-chromium steel (stainless steel) - 7000 tons. (Provided at a loss by Bath Iron Company, USA.)

Ordinary steel - 90,000 tons. (Provided at a loss by Bath Iron Company, USA.)

A total of 103,000 tons of steel, costing 100 million US dollars.

It was indeed a loss. According to gossip, the U.S. Bath Iron and Steel Company lost 300 million U.S. dollars on the order, which is not much more.

...

As soon as this announcement came out, people all over the world suddenly realized.

No wonder the president of HDR said that he is building houses, not cars.

With a mass of more than 100,000 tons, who can move it?

The media from various countries also urgently removed the previous homepage and put this news on it.

"USA Today" reported in a teasing tone: The Watermelon God is going to add a landmark building to our United States, and its name is the Pumpkin Cart. Oh, wrong, its name is "Pumpkin Villa".

"European Times": The watermelon master plans to use 100,000 tons of steel as a gift to Miss Alice. I hope Miss Alice will not think it is too heavy.

"Tencent.com": This gift is really unique, we should name it "Pumpkin Castle". It seems that the watermelon god has grown up and knows how to build a golden house to hide his beauty.

...

Seeing these news reports, people from all over the world almost died laughing.

It turns out that child prodigies sometimes become stupid!

At this time, Ike, who was surfing the Internet in the library, saw the comments on the Internet and felt extremely calm.

Smile, just laugh, let you look good after more than a month.

After Wei Wei thought for a while, Ike logged on to his Twitter, and under the puzzled eyes of the FBI, Ike changed his Twitter name.

Changed from "Watermelon Ike" to "Pumpkin Ike"!

This subtle move immediately attracted the attention of intelligence agencies of various countries.

what's the situation?

Is the Watermelon God warning us of something?

China, National Security Bureau.

A girl guessed hesitantly: "Could it be that the watermelon master is going to transform?"

As soon as these words came out, all the national security agents were shocked and turned their heads to look at her.

"From a watermelon master to a pumpkin master!"

puff! puff! puff!

The entire National Security Bureau fell to the ground on the spot.