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China CCTV1.

The beautiful hostess is also consulting the military commentary expert at the same seat.

The reviewer straightened his tie, faced the camera and said seriously:

"According to the current situation of the pumpkin, the plan that the United Kingdom and the United States think of should be that Endeavor completes a synchronized flight with the steel pumpkin in space, and then the astronauts take out the core of the pumpkin—that magical metal box, and then Into the microship..."

Speaking of this, a scene of animation appeared on the TV.

It was specially produced by the TV station for this explanation. The voice of the commentator continued to explain as the animation played:

"Because, without the force field effect of the metal box, the big pumpkin will fly around the earth like a satellite under the action of star gravity."

"At this time, the 'Endeavour' space shuttle flying in sync with the big pumpkin will clamp down on the miniature spacecraft carrying the astronauts, and then start the 'Endeavour' to send them back to the ground..."

In front of the TV, the Chinese audience watched intently and listened with gusto...

At this time, the "big pumpkin" has already flown out of the ozone layer driven by the underlying power. The Endeavor is faster than it, and has already flown into space.

Of course, this is not to say that the Pumpkin is inferior to the Endeavor.

Because the voltage of the big pumpkin is only 120V for American household electricity. So, it's not fast, but it's more stable and easier than the Endeavour.

According to the scientists on the ground, as long as the electricity is constant, the big pumpkin can run for 100 years.

"Endeavour, Endeavor, I'm Pumpkin! I'm drinking water now, how about you?"

On the steel foundation of the big pumpkin, inside the miniature life-support spacecraft, the French astronauts used the communication device to call the American "Endeavour" while drinking water.

"Pumpkin, pumpkin, Endeavor heard it! Unfortunately, we can't drink water now, we are in weightlessness!"

"Endeavour, Endeavor, you are so pitiful, we are on the pumpkin, and there is no difference between us and the earth."

"Congratulations, Congratulations Big Pumpkin!"

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The content of this communication was also received by the space center on the ground.

Cheers erupted at the British Space Center, and many researchers were in high spirits. According to the observations of astronomical equipment, the flight of the big pumpkin is extremely stable, and there is still gravity on it.

No one knows why the big pumpkin is still the same as the ground after entering space, not in a state of weightlessness.

However, everyone knows that in the future, space flight, space work, space maintenance, etc., everything will become extremely simple.

Future astronauts won't be training in weightlessness because...

No more weightlessness!

"Great! The era of human space exploration is coming!" A female researcher clapped her hands and shouted happily.

Hearing this, colleagues nodded in agreement.

At this time, a cold voice sounded.

"No, it's not the age of space exploration!"

Everyone froze for a moment, then turned their heads to look at the source of the sound. But I saw an officer standing in a corner of the hall, his expression was serious and his face was as cold as ice.

"Everyone, please pay attention, it's not the age of human space exploration! It's..."

"The era of conquest has come!"

"As long as we can master the manufacturing technology of big pumpkins, we can build countless big pumpkins in batches, and then equip them with nuclear reactors, high-explosive cannons, particle launchers, laser rays..."

The cold voice shook and echoed in the hall, and everyone was silent, with turbulent waves surging in their hearts.

Yes, the officer is right, the age of conquest has indeed come!

It was brought by the big pumpkin, and it was brought by the little guy.

The little guy's name is Ike! Ike Williams.

His birth was accidental, yet so terrible. When the watermelon came out last year, it shocked the global network, and was called the god of the Internet age, the god of watermelon!

And this year?

When the pumpkin comes out, it stirs up the world. The whole world is exclaiming "the fourth industrial revolution", and the interstellar era is here.

This time, it was even scarier than a watermelon.

This time, human beings will either step into glory or into destruction...

Because, whether it is the watermelon master or the pumpkin master, they are all——

Diablo!

"Hey!" A sigh spewed out from the mouth of the director of the space agency, and his expression was a bit complicated.

"That little guy is so genius and scary at the same time!"

The director's words made everyone nod their heads.

"Yeah, the watermelon incident last year caused our UK to suffer more than 3 trillion yuan in economic losses. But this year..."

"This year, the big pumpkin flew into the sky, forcing all countries in the world to want it. For this reason, even if we in the UK risked destroying the country, we dare not let the big pumpkin go away."

"Oh, what a terrible child!"

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If Ike was also in the hall at this time, he would cry depressingly when he heard these words:

Brothers and sisters, I am also forced to be helpless. Do I have to work hard to earn energy, how can I make a big noise if I am not naughty? Build a pumpkin with the feds?

What a joke!

If I do this, the federal government will have to hide the big pumpkin and do it slowly. In this way, where do I go to earn popularity, where do I earn energy, isn't this a fool?

Only when the federal government is caught off guard can it not cover up my demeanor.

Please remember my name is - Watermelon God!

Uh, I was wrong, my current name should be - Pumpkin God!

Praise me, meh!

"Space Center, Space Center, The Great Pumpkin Calls, The Great Pumpkin Calls!"

At this time, the voice of the astronauts sounded in the space center.

The ground personnel replied immediately: "The space center received it, please tell me about the big pumpkin!"

"The big pumpkin has entered the middle orbit, everything is normal, everything is normal!"

"Received by the Space Center, please maintain your speed and continue to fly until you enter high orbit! I wish you peace!"

"The big pumpkin received! Thank you!"

On the other side of the Atlantic, the US Space Center also received a safety report from the Endeavour.

The British and American governments are very happy to receive news from both parties. It seems that the plan is going very smoothly.

In two hours, the "Endeavour" space shuttle can meet with the steel "Great Pumpkin".

This is a historic moment!

If successful, the "Endeavour" space shuttle must be left in history together with the pumpkin. British and French astronauts will also leave their names.

Thinking of this, the senior officials of Britain, the United States and France all laughed.

However, at this moment, they laughed too early.

U.K. space center.

"Dingling!" "Dingling!"...

The dedicated line rang quickly, and the operator answered the call quickly.

"I'm Cameron! Let the pumpkin stop flying, stop now, quick, quick!"

Cameron's voice was indescribably anxious, as if something extremely terrifying was about to happen.

what is it what exactly is it? !

"Quick, quick!"

"Yessir!"

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