Super Black Technology

U.S. Twitter headquarters.

"The number of people online is 100 million, 200 million, 400 million... OH, NO, 500 million..."

"Call out two more computer groups, quick, quick!"

"No, two are not enough, we need 10, at least 10!"

"Then buy it, borrow it, find all possible ways, I don't want to see the network crash!"

"Yes, Mr. President!"

Ten minutes later, nearly a billion people had flooded the Twitter network.

That is to say, in the entire earth, one in seven people got the news and came to pay attention to the super prodigy.

Everyone wants to know how the prodigy will react after what happened this morning. Should I send a twitter curse, or open the prologue to the end of the world...

His reaction determines the future direction of the entire world, as well as the fate of this planet.

With such worldwide attention, finally, a new public message suddenly appeared on the Twitter of "Winter Melon Ike":

"What happened to Sister Alice this morning made me very angry. So, I made a decision for Sister Alice: I will quit the crew of "Avatar 2"! I hope that Fox will destroy all the images that Sister Alice took before. !"

As soon as the news came out, the whole world was stunned.

Fuck, what the hell is this? This news is not important!

What happened this morning, Miss Alice will definitely quit the "Avatar 2" crew. Even if she doesn't quit herself, God Winter Melon will let her quit.

Therefore, this news is very normal and will not surprise everyone at all.

After all, pigs can guess!

but……

At this moment, just 1 minute after Ike posted the message, the Russian official account suddenly @(阿特) tweeted Ike, what he said was:

"Little Ike, Russia is willing to contribute 5 billion U.S. dollars for you to help Miss Alice pay liquidated damages!"

As soon as this news came out, it was like a thunderclap resounding through the sky, shaking the hearts of one billion people.

That's right, Miss Alice unilaterally quit the film crew. According to the contract, she has already breached the contract. Therefore, Miss Alice should pay liquidated damages to the eight major Hollywood studios.

And for the contract she signed, the liquidated damages were as high as 5 billion US dollars!

Damn it!

Three seconds, just three seconds...

China's official account also immediately @艾克: "Little Ike, China is willing to help you pay Miss Alice's liquidated damages, we don't want any compensation!"

French official account: "Little Ike, France is willing to help you pay liquidated damages, not a penny!"

Germany: "Little Ike, Germany can help you too!"

South Korea: "South Korea is also willing!"

India: "India is willing too!"...

The governments of each country are crazy @ike, the speed is faster than the reaction of the people and the reaction of the big capitalists.

They are all willing to help pay the liquidated damages!

Because, according to the data, in the hands of Ike, or in the hands of Ike's parents, there is only a maximum of 2 billion US dollars (the reward for the 5% pumpkin equity transferred to Hughes).

This amount of money is not enough to pay Miss Alice's liquidated damages.

Unless Ike refuses to accept the account, or the film company gives up the claim!

But is this possible?

impossible!

One, it is absolutely impossible for the Great God not to admit it!

Two, the Great God doesn't need alms from the film company!

...

as expected!

One minute later, "Winter Melon Ike" tweeted a new message:

"The contract signed by Alice's sister needs to pay 5 billion liquidated damages. I want to help my sister pay the money. However, I have no money. So, I want to borrow some money from everyone! Each person borrows 10,000 yuan, a total of 5 billion! "

boom!

Like the sound of heaven falling apart, it resounds in the hearts of the people, in the hearts of capitalists, and in the hearts of politicians...

Ring in everyone's heart!

Here we come, here we come, the second public fundraiser has finally started.

At this moment, the whole world went completely crazy.

"@膏蓝艾克: All employees of Sinopec Group are willing to donate 10,000 US dollars each!"

"@膏蓝艾克: All employees of McDonald's in the United States are willing to donate 10,000 US dollars each!"

"@冬蓝艾克: All employees of the South Korean Samsung Group are willing to donate 10,000 US dollars each!"

“@冬蓝艾克: All agents of the Russian KGB intelligence agency are willing to donate 10,000 US dollars each!”

"@膏蓝艾克: Little Ike, I am an elementary school teacher in a school in the United States, and I am also willing to give you 10,000 US dollars, please send an account number!"

"@膏蓝艾克: Great God, I am a German worker, and I am willing to help you unconditionally, without any compensation!"

"@膏蓝艾克: Great God, I am a tribal chief in Africa, I am willing to donate 10,000 US dollars to you, plus a tribal girl!"

"Fuck him, why can't the website be opened, I want to donate money, I want to donate money!"

"Twitter, I call your family!"...

Crazy, crazy, the whole world is crazy.

In less than half a minute, the number of people logging into Twitter has reached 2 billion, and the number of posts is countless. Under the impact of this terrifying wave of data, Twitter's global network completely collapsed.

More than 20 computer groups were forced to reboot.

At this moment, from the Americas to Europe and then to Asia, hundreds of millions of people cursed.

The roar of cursing Twitter resounds all over the earth!

Because, the money lent to the Great God is not for nothing. According to the generosity of the Great God, next, it should be the time for the "God of Capital" to make a wish.

Are you even disconnected from the Internet now!

Fuck Nima!

Haven't you heard a word?

To prevent people from making money is to kill their parents! And how many parents are Twitter killing now?

"Dingling!" "Dingling!"...

At the Twitter headquarters, Mr. President's personal cell phone rang urgently.

After seeing the number, Mr. President immediately picked up the phone.

Because the caller is...

"I'm old Morgan, how long will it take for the server to restart?"

At this moment, Mr. President was sweating profusely: "Dear old Mr. Morgan, 10 minutes, it takes 10 minutes!"

"10 minutes is too long, give you 7 minutes! Otherwise..."

"Yes, yes, Twitter will definitely do it!"

The phone was hung up immediately, and just after hanging up, the ringtone rang violently again.

The president hurriedly picked up the phone, and heard a loud roar: "Fuck, what the hell did you do, restore the network to me immediately! Otherwise, next year today will be your death day!"

"Yes Yes!"

But after hearing a beep, the other party hung up the phone.

Immediately, another phone call, another phone call, another phone call...

From the top to the bottom of Twitter's president's house, including the deceased female relatives, they were scolded all over the place. However, the president of Twitter didn't dare to complain, because he couldn't afford to offend anyone who made these calls!

"Quick, restart the server quickly! Quick!"

"Sir, servers in various countries are already restarting!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

The network engineers are collectively speechless, and I am not a server.

7 minutes, exactly 7 minutes, Twitter's global server restarted again.

Netizens didn't care about cursing Twitter, and frantically flocked to the super prodigy's Twitter page...

The real big news is here!

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