Super Black Technology

(Sorry, the update is late today. Because you don’t want to watch LOL, Yue Wu reorganized the outline today.)

Politicians are very well-informed, and for this reason...

The next day, Hillary announced that she was ill and withdrew from the presidential race. Subsequently, other competitors also announced one by one: withdraw from the election.

In this regard, before Ike went to Trump's house as a guest, Trump had already sealed the victory in advance.

However, during the weekend, Ike was still on time for the appointment.

For his arrival, all members of the Trump family are extremely happy. And the other guests also shouted in their hearts: Today's trip was worthwhile, and I actually met the legendary little child prodigy.

The news of this banquet spread to the outside world through interested people.

Countless people outside laughed.

"It turns out that our little prodigy supported Trump! I said why did everyone else just get sick and drop out of the race?"

"Well, since the little prodigy supports old man Trump, then I'll vote for him!"

"I vote for him too! Our family will support whoever the little prodigy supports!"

In the capital world, major consortiums have also made the same choice as the public.

"Let Trump be the president. I only hope that the little prodigy can continue to lead us to make money in the future!"

"Yes! As long as it can bring us money, it doesn't matter who becomes the president!"...

a month later.

Donald Trump was elected President of the United States with 100% of the vote.

As soon as this result came out, the people of the United States were dumbfounded, and countries around the world were dumbfounded.

Americans are confused because this is 100% of the votes, there is no vote against, no abstention, and all votes for Trump.

Has anything like this happened since the founding of the country?

No, not once!

Trump is unprecedented, he has created a historical record!

But countries all over the world sigh with emotion: The influence of the little child prodigy on the Americans is really too great.

He has gone beyond the Constitution and can decide the outcome of a presidential election with a single word.

Great God!

It's awesome!

...

The next day, Trump took his beautiful daughter to Cambridge in person again, thanking the little prodigy for his great help.

During the friendly conversation between the two sides, he repeatedly stated that his promise must be fulfilled.

Ike smiled, trusting him.

To this end, Trump asked: "Little prodigy, which land do you want, Asia, Europe, Africa, or South America?"

As for North America, Trump did not say.

North America is the base camp of the United States. Does it even matter if the little wunderkind wants land in North America?

At this time, I heard Trump's inquiry.

The smile on Ike's face disappeared, and a serious color emerged: "What I want is the equator!"

As soon as this remark came out, Trump took a breath, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Whole...the whole equator? For...why?"

Seeing Trump's trembling, Ike shook his head quickly and said, "No, it's not the whole equator! It's the beginning and end of the equator, and there's an equator monument there."

Trump breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it wasn't the entire equator, otherwise he wouldn't be able to afford it, so he would have to grab it.

But where is the Equator Monument?

As a politician and a businessman, Trump is not a geographer. He doesn't know where the Equator Monument is. So at this moment, he turned to look at his daughter.

My daughter is the pride of my life, she knows everything.

It's a pity that it's too early to marry, otherwise I will definitely marry her to the little prodigy.

"Dad!" After thinking for a while, Ivanka said to her father, "The Equator Monument is in Ecuador, about 95 kilometers away from the capital Quito. It was declared a world cultural heritage by the United Nations in 1978..."

"Republic of Ecuador?!"

"Yes, father!"

At this moment, Trump smiled.

Isn't it just a small country? I will buy it first, if I can't buy it, I will send troops to destroy it!

Thinking this way, Trump turned his head and asked Ike, "How old are you?"

"For the time being, it only needs a radius of a hundred miles!"

Trump immediately nodded and promised heavily: "Okay!"

After the business was over, everyone started chatting.

After half an hour, the guests said goodbye. Ike personally sent them out and watched the guests leave...

White House. the office of the president.

At this time, President Obama is still in office (although Trump is already the next president, he will not take office until 2017).

"Boom boom boom!"

There was a knock on the door, and then the assistant pushed the door open and walked in.

"Report: Mr. Trump is coming!"

"Please come in!"

"Yes, Mr. President!"

After a while, Trump walked into the office.

"Haha, Mr. Trump, congratulations on becoming the next president!"

"Thanks!"

"You came to the White House today, what's the matter?"

"I'm here to ask for help from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. The little prodigy wants a land with a radius of a hundred miles around the Equatorial Monument!"

After the sound fell, Obama stood up abruptly with a horrified expression on his face.

What? What are you talking about? Little Ike wants foreign land? And if you want it, is it a big piece?

"Yes, Ecuador!"

"Why?!" Obama looked embarrassed.

Trump said: "Listen to him, he wants to go to the equator to plant trees next year!"

"What tree?"

"Cucumber tree!"

puff! puff! puff!

Obama vomited blood, blood spattered three feet...

Nima, what is a cucumber tree? Is there such a species as a cucumber tree? Is it a cucumber or a tree?

Little Ike, are you kidding me again?

...

"Come on! Come on!"

Hearing Obama's shout, the assistant immediately entered the room.

"Call the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, send a diplomat to fly to Ecuador, and say that the United States wants to lease land near the Equator Monument."

"Yes, Mr. President!"

After the assistant agreed, he immediately went out to do errands.

At this moment, Obama turned his head and looked at Trump.

"I have a request, and I hope you can do it."

Hearing this, Trump's heart tightened. He understands that this is a political exchange, an exchange of interests between the incumbent president and the next president.

"Mr. President, please speak!"

"Cucumber Technology, I want 1%! And as long as 1%, it will be deducted from the share of the United States that you will rule in the future! This is my personal request, please consider it!"

When the sound fell, Trump was shocked.

He never expected that Obama would make such a request. He originally thought that Obama would say that he would pay for the lease. As a result, as a result...

God, how dare I agree to such a request?

I want it myself!

Seeing this scene, Obama's face darkened instantly. Immediately, he spoke coldly:

"Trump, in your mind, do you think I have a good relationship with Little Ike? Or you?"

"Yes, I really can't overturn the results of the presidential election! But..."

"What about little Ike? Can he do it?"

At this moment, endless horror flooded Trump's heart.

Because, Obama was right!

He can't overthrow the "Presidential Election" by himself, but the little prodigy can! He is public opinion, he is capital, and he is everything!

The entire United States, from all the capital consortiums to all ordinary people, all hope to benefit from him.

Human beings are creatures whose interests are paramount!

At this moment, Trump was about to cry.

"Obama, you really have a better relationship with the little prodigy than I do! Then why are you making things difficult for me, you should ask little Ike for a share!"

Obama shook his head and said, "It's too late now! Ike Jr. said he would never let private persons buy cucumbers again! He is a very stubborn kid, and I don't want to destroy the personal friendship between the two parties at the end of my term. "

Trump: "..."

Co-author, you think I'm a soft persimmon, so you come to bully me, right?

Nima, I didn't scare you too much!

Anger suddenly appeared on Trump's face, as if he was about to yell at Obama.

Just then, suddenly!

Obama spoke again: "Mr. Hughes, the leader of the Watermelon Alliance and the Governor of the Moon, also entrusted me to convey to you a personal request of his: he wants 3%!"

Boom!

Trump fell to the ground in an instant and fainted on the spot...