Super Black Technology

Half an hour later, Ike announced a major news on the Twitter page.

"I am deeply sorry for the destruction of the Amazon jungle. For this reason, I decided to donate 9% of Cucumber Technology shares to the people of 8 countries. Among them, Colombia, Peru, Venezuela... Seven countries each donated 1%, Brazil because of the size of the jungle The most, so give 2%."

As soon as this announcement came out, the governments of various countries were stunned.

What? Give away cucumber technology equity? This time the forest was exchanged for shares instead of money?

At this time, the people of the eight countries around Amazon were dumbfounded.

1%? We exchanged the entire Amazon virgin forest for 1% of cucumber equity? Just 1%?

This is our home, God is too stingy!

...

U.S. Cambridge City.

As soon as Ike got home, sister Alice hurried up to greet him, and said anxiously: "Brother Watermelon, some netizens on the Internet are calling you stingy!"

mean?

Fuck, is there anyone more generous than me in this world?

"Sister, don't pay attention to those idiots! They don't know what cucumber technology is. It is more precious than watermelon, pumpkin, and winter melon! Well, at least ten thousand times more precious!"

As soon as these words came out, Alice was extremely surprised.

"More precious than... than pumpkin technology?"

Ike nodded heavily: "Yes, it is ten thousand times more valuable than pumpkin technology!"

When the sound fell, Alice was dumbfounded, really dumbfounded.

Based on her knowledge, she couldn't even imagine the concept of being ten thousand times more valuable than a big pumpkin. You must know that the value of the big pumpkin is equivalent to the entire solar system, equal to the entire galaxy...

If my younger brother didn't lie to himself, wouldn't that mean that the value of cucumbers has surpassed the entire galaxy...

God, the Milky Way has billions of planets. And each planet contains immeasurable resources, these resources are not as valuable as cucumbers?

At this moment, Alice tremblingly spoke.

"Brother, what exactly is the cucumber technology you are researching?"

Hearing Alice's question, Ike smiled mysteriously: "I won't tell you yet! When I come back next time, I will definitely surprise you!"

What? next time? You still want to go out?

"Yes!" Ike nodded, and then said depressedly, "I haven't eaten enough cucumber yet, I have to go out again!"

As soon as these words came out, Alice was shocked.

What? Not full of cucumbers? Still want to eat?

This... Doesn't this mean that another primeval forest is about to suffer?

Thinking like this, Alice hurriedly asked: "Brother, where are you going this time?"

Ike shook his head and said, "I don't know yet! After this incident, I guess it will be a bit troublesome to find another place!"

I have to say, Ike guessed right.

The next day, Ike logged on to Twitter again to post a new message.

"I still need a virgin forest, is there any country willing to help?"

As soon as the news came out, it spread all over the world in an instant.

People around the world are trembling with fear, and governments all over the world are silent.

Fuck you, that cucumber of yours is so scary, it will die wherever it goes; wherever it is placed, it will die.

Such a terrible thing, who would dare to help?

If it is eaten by it like this, the ecological environment of our earth will be finished!

...

U.S. White House.

Representatives from all parties came one after another and held an emergency meeting. You don't need to think about the content of the meeting, just to discuss whether to help Ike.

"Ike is our American prodigy, we should help him!"

Said the military representative.

After the sound fell, the representative of the Environmental Protection Association immediately said: "General, I have no objection to helping Ike, but the price is too high, even worse than the fall of the 11 states a few years ago! Look at what happened to the Amazon jungle, creatures All destroyed!"

Speaking of this, the representative of the Environmental Association still looked shocked, as if he was terrified.

After these words fell, many representatives nodded in unison. They were all terrified by the terrifying scene!

No killing maniac or war maniac is as scary as Ike's big cucumber.

Those crazy monsters kill people at most, or start a war, but what about Ike's big cucumber?

Kill everything, even ants!

Oh God, this behavior is going to hell!

At this time, the state representative stood up and said: "If we help Ike, then we have to relocate the surrounding people like Brazil and other countries. Mr. President, this is not the relocation of a few people, but millions!"

"Yes, Mr. President!"

"Mr. President, this move is too big, and it will easily cause dissatisfaction among the people! Of course, our people will not get angry at the little prodigy, they will only curse the government and protest the government!"

"Mr. President, please seriously consider it!"

At this moment, after hearing the opinions of the representatives from all parties, the military representative was furious: "Fuck! Have you all forgotten the benefits that the little prodigy brought to the United States? Have you all forgotten which nationality the little prodigy is from? What do you think? Force him to go to another country?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked angrily at the military representative, their eyes full of strange colors, as if they were looking at a fool.

The military representatives were dumbfounded.

What's the matter? I'm actually a fool? Do you have any good ideas?

At this moment, an angry roar rang out violently. It was the state representative who had spoken just now, and it was directed at the military representative.

"Fuck! Is your military an idiot? Isn't the United States the number one power?"

After the sound fell, the military representative was stunned, and after a moment, he finally came to his senses.

"You... you mean, find other countries to stand up and sacrifice for us?"

Representatives from all parties nodded in unison.

Damn, this military representative is really stupid! There are hundreds of countries on the earth, do we need to sacrifice ourselves? Find a country with primeval forests and help our little prodigy?

What? not help?

Fuck, if you don't help me, I will call you!

What? Say we are American hegemony?

Ha, you are right! We are playing hegemony, so what? Bite me? !

At this moment, the military representative who had figured it out smiled very happily.

"Gentlemen, our military will fully cooperate with the government's actions! 30 pumpkin fleets, 500,000 mecha troops (newly built), ready to attack the world at any time!"

After the sound fell, thunderous applause immediately rang out.

Amid bursts of applause, President Trump stood up with a big smile on his face.

"In half an hour, hold a press conference!"

Everyone stood up: "Yes, Mr. President!"

...

Half an hour later, Trump walked out of the White House and addressed the world on the lawn.

"Since 2013, my country's prodigy Ike has made great contributions to the world. These contributions are not only reflected in the military, but also in civilian use. It can be said that everyone on the planet has gained a lot from it. the benefits of."

"We have more resources, our transportation is more convenient, and our society is more developed..."

"We should all be grateful to Ike, and everyone should be grateful to him! It is he who started the fourth industrial revolution; it is he who leads us to a new era!"

"However, he is not proud. He is still working hard for us humans: when we are gathering with friends, he is learning new knowledge; when we are reuniting with relatives, he is researching new technologies. When While we were resting, he was still doing scientific experiments conscientiously."

"Now, his biotechnology is about to succeed, why should we not help him?"

Trump waved his arms "excitedly" and exclaimed: "Is there? Is there?"

Hearing this, many kind-hearted people bowed their heads in guilt.

They were all moved by the words of the President of the United States, and they all felt that they were too sorry for the little prodigy.

However, at this moment!

Trump's tone changed instantly, becoming extremely cold-blooded:

"In this world, rights and obligations are equal. Some people, some countries, have benefited a lot from our prodigy, but they can't think of any obligations."

"is it possible?"

"Here, I would like to advise some countries, some countries with virgin forests, to stand up and help our little prodigy. Otherwise..."

Trump turned around instantly and walked towards the White House.

This concludes the press conference!

At this moment, the whole world was in an uproar, and the governments of many small countries were even more shocked.

Damn, the United States is playing threats of force again.

Fuck him, why don't they help the little prodigy themselves? You know they threaten us every day!

Grass, grass, grass!

...