Super Black Technology

When Ike walked out of the Roosevelt Hills mansion, nearly 100,000 people outside cheered loudly.

The huge cheers lasted for a long time and have been resounding throughout the city.

And in the sky, the people in power of the major consortiums in the United States came by helicopter; the interview helicopters of the major media groups came; and abroad...

Countless people even tried their best to go to the north and south poles to check the two newly born magical buildings.

Ordinary people without power and power are all sitting in front of the TV, waiting to watch the live broadcast.

How would the Great God explain this miracle? Where does the new technology emerging today belong? And will the great master sell shares so that people all over the world will share the rain and dew?

The new President of the United States, Trump, is here. He has put down all his national affairs and hurried over from Washington.

Today's facts are too shocking, even more shocking than when the big watermelon, the big pumpkin, and the big winter melon were born.

Maybe……

The military power of the human beings on the earth will undergo earth-shattering changes from today onwards.

This big pineapple technology must be related to the military, absolutely!

So, President Trump is here, members of the Federal Military Commission are here, and senior officials from the Department of Defense are here. Then the British Prime Minister, the French President, the German Prime Minister, the Russian President, the Chinese Prime Minister, the Japanese Prime Minister, the South Korean President, the Canadian Prime Minister, the UAE Chief...

Thanks to the popularity of the space portal, in just half an hour, the leaders and representatives of the 188 member countries of the Cucumber Alliance came.

According to the unanimous speculation of the military intelligence agencies of various countries, the big pineapple technology must be military technology, not civilian technology.

The military is greater than the sky, and no one dares not to come.

Not only them, but at the north and south poles, the three major military regions of the Pumpkin Alliance have dispatched fleets to cordon off the two "miracle buildings" to prevent anyone from entering them.

Tourists and media reporters can only watch from outside the cordon.

No one is allowed to come near!

...

New York. Outside Roosevelt Hills.

In front of the huge villa, a reception desk has been set up. According to the order of the Great God, the situation of the new technology will be announced to the global public later.

For this, the whole world is quietly waiting.

The local people even elected three representatives and strongly urged them to enter the venue to watch the ceremony on behalf of everyone.

In fact, watching the ceremony is all an excuse.

New Yorkers elect representatives to give everyone the opportunity to invest in new technology. Otherwise, wouldn't the two-day sit-in and demonstration by hundreds of thousands of people be in vain?

For this public opinion, the kind-hearted pineapple god - Ike, after thinking about it, agreed: the representatives are allowed to enter, but they can only observe.

When the sun rises high in the sky and illuminates the earth, the much-anticipated "New Technology Conference" begins.

President Trump sat on the rostrum and was the first to speak.

As the host, he first warmly welcomes the arrival of the heads of state and representatives of various countries, and secondly thanks the outside people for their close attention to the new technology...

Everyone listened absent-mindedly to this nonsense.

Three minutes later, when the President of the United States finished his speech, the audience burst into warm applause.

The applause was not for Mr. President, but for the greatest super scientist of mankind—Ike the Great.

because……

God has stood up!

At this moment, the eyes of the 7 billion creatures in the world are all looking at him.

That is a person with amazing talent, that is a person who transcends history and is talented.

Because of him, the earth's technology is developing at a speed of one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand times.

Because of him, human beings look forward to the future.

Now, although we have encountered an unprecedented alien enemy.

but!

It doesn't matter!

As long as he is still on the earth, we humans on earth will never lose!

Because he represents the whole world.

"Long live Ike!"

"Long live the Great God!"

"Human race is invincible!"

The cries of all living beings were earth-shattering and resounded throughout the entire earth.

Amidst the cheers of the crowd, Ike patted the microphone in front of him, and then spoke softly.

At this moment, the whole world is silent.

"Ladies and gentlemen, and respected leaders of various countries, I am very glad that you are here. Because the enemy is approaching and the war is about to start, I will make a long story short."

"First of all, this new technology is born for war, and its name is: Big Pineapple Technology. The two buildings located at the north and south poles are the production bases of new technology. I named them: Big Pineapple No. 1 Processing Plant, Big Pineapple Pineapple No. 2 Processing Factory."

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people all over the world did not change. It seemed that they had long been prepared for the teasing name of the great god.

Many people complained silently in their hearts: "Thank God, the Great God finally didn't name melon this time, but turned it into a fruit."

Well, from now on, Ike will become a master of fruit.

At this time, seeing that everyone accepted the name, Ike spoke again.

"Here, I want to make a special statement: Big Pineapple Technology is a military technology and will not be open to civilians."

As soon as these words fell, the audience exploded, and the world was shocked.

off the field.

Many women wailed and cried, and the men shouted anxiously:

"God, don't, don't be so heartless!"

"Master, Cucumber Technology won't let us invest, why doesn't Big Pineapple Technology let us invest now?"

"Master, please allow me to participate in Big Pineapple Technology! I brought all my savings, please!"...

inside.

Resident representatives were also extremely anxious. They all stood up and said loudly:

"Little Ike, we understand the confidentiality principle of military technology very well. However, we don't want to master new technology, we just want to buy equity in new technology, which is the right to distribute commercial benefits."

"Really, little Ike, please understand us? Please!"

Speaking of this, the three representatives faced the rostrum and bent their waists together.

These words immediately aroused the response of capitalists from all over the world.

They are here for money, no matter what kind of technology it is, anyway, they want to participate in it if they can make money.

For this reason, the people in power of the major consortiums have winked at the state leaders on stage, hoping to get the support of the government.

How many capitalist countries are there in this world?

Many, many, it can be said that except for a few socialist countries headed by China, almost all of them are capitalist countries.

Even China is a socialist country with its own characteristics.

What does this mean?

It is to hang the name of socialism and follow the capitalist line.

Therefore, this world is dominated by capitalism.

For this reason, the leaders of various countries also spoke up one after another, unanimously requesting the little prodigy to seriously consider the opinions of the "people".

After all, Star Wars is just around the corner, and money is needed in all aspects. Without the support of those rich "people", many aspects will not work.

...

Seeing this scene, Ike's head got big.

"Okay, okay! I still give up 50% of the shares in Big Pineapple, you can divide it among yourself!"

As soon as these words came out, thunderous applause immediately erupted in the audience. Whether it was politicians, capitalists, or ordinary people, they all burst into laughter and kept clapping their hands.

In the outside world, many cities even set off fireworks and firecrackers, praising the gift of the Great God.

Great God is great, greater than God.

God doesn't care about us, only a great god, and only a great god, can take care of us like this.

Needless to say, little Ike will always be the god of all mankind, and the greatest god of wealth.

"Long live little Ike!"

"Little Ike is immortal!"

"Whoever dares to speak ill of you in the future will be the enemy of all mankind! Kill him!"

"Yes, kill him, kill him..."

"I propose that countries should add a special decree in the future: 'Crime of Insulting Ike', this crime is equivalent to the death penalty!"

"I agree!" "I agree!" "I agree!"...

At this moment, the people praised the God of Wealth to the sky.

At this moment, the leaders of all countries were dumbfounded, and could only pretend that they had not heard these suggestions.