Super Black Technology

"It seems that I need to use the third technology traded in the seventh universe! Oh, by the way, I should also give my daughter a nice American name. What should I call it?"

"Why don't you call your mother tomorrow and see what she says?"

Thinking of this, Ike fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Ike called Mrs. Williams in Cambridge.

Due to the occurrence of the Chuchu incident, Mrs. Williams has often talked with Alice on the phone these days.

There is no way, the son cheated, and the mother should wipe his son's ass.

As soon as she received a call from her son at this time, Mrs. Williams became so angry that she scolded Ike bloody.

"Mom, I know I was wrong, I really know it. I will never do it again next time. But now my daughter is already born, so I can't let her go. Mom, she is my own daughter!"

Mrs. Williams was immediately interested when the baby girl was mentioned.

"She's still my granddaughter! By the way, did you name her? Chuchu's name doesn't conform to our American naming habits."

Ike: "No, I'm still thinking about it!"

"Why don't you call me Annie? Your father and I have thought about a lot of names these days, and we think this one sounds the best."

Annie?

Annie and Tibbers?

666, the name sounds nice.

"Okay, that's it! Thank you mom, I know what gift I should give my daughter!"

Ike hung up the phone in a hurry, and then went out to the President's Office to find Mr. Trump.

Why are you looking for him?

Want money!

"Mr. President, good morning! I'm going to make a gift for my daughter and I need a little money."

What?

Xiao Guobao wants to make a gift for his daughter? My God, isn't this another new technology?

Thinking of this, President Trump was very pleasantly surprised, and quickly asked, "Little Ike, what gift do you want to give? Can you tell me?"

"Of course! Mr. President, I want to make a big bear doll for my daughter!"

puff!

As soon as the words came out, President Trump spurted blood on the spot and almost fainted.

What you call a gift is a big bear doll? You came to me early in the morning just to ask for a big bear doll?

Nima, I am the President of the United States, not a wholesaler of children's toys.

If you want a bear doll, you go out and buy it yourself. Big bears for $10 apiece are everywhere on the street.

Um, by the way, you should have no money with you, right?

Thinking of this, President Trump graciously took out his wallet from his pocket, and then pulled out a $100 bill to Ike.

"Here, take it, Ike, you can buy it on the street! You can buy ten big bear dolls for $100!"

Seeing Mr. President's "bold" behavior, Ike was stunned for a moment.

Fuck, are you treating me like a beggar? $100 to send me?

"Sir, I want to make a big bear doll for my daughter by myself, and $100 is not enough!"

"Then how much do you want?"

After the sound fell, Ike raised his hand and raised two fingers.

"$200?" President Trump guessed uncertainly.

"NO, NO, NO!"

Ike shook his head like a rattle, and then said loudly: "I want 2 billion dollars!"

As soon as the words fell, President Trump fell to the ground on the spot with a "plop", unable to get up for a long time...

Nima, what big bear doll costs 2 billion US dollars each? With this money, the Federation can rebuild more than a dozen big pumpkin warships!

Half an hour later, the White House held a special meeting.

Outsiders do not know the content of the meeting. However, after the special meeting ended, a sum of funds was transferred from the military's secret account.

The total amount of funding is exactly: 2 billion US dollars.

The receiving units are: Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Lincoln National Laboratory.

There is no way, the Great God wants money, and the federal government has to support it even if it is to sell iron.

Fortunately, the United States is rich and powerful. If it is replaced by other small countries, it is estimated that it will not be able to support it.

...

afternoon.

China. Network Division of the Ministry of Information Industry.

A sharp siren sounded in the office hall, and a red light flashed rapidly on the electronic screen in the center...

This means that a Twitter account followed by the network department has moved.

The nickname of that account is - Pineapple Ike!

Yes, Dashen changed the name again, it was changed on the day the big pineapple processing plant was built.

Hearing the alarm, a staff member immediately logged on to Twitter to check.

Moments later, a piece of news that shocked the world caught the eyes of all the staff.

"From today, my daughter 'Chu Chu' is renamed 'Annie'! Anne Ike Williams!"

Seeing this news, everyone exclaimed.

"My God, our little princess in China has changed her name to 'Annie'!"

"What about the name 'Chu Chu', should we still use it? As far as I know, the name 'Chu Chu' was chosen by the first lady of our country with the help of herself!"

"Is the name change the intention of the US government, or the idea of ​​the Pineapple God? Are they preparing to 'de-Sinicize'?"

"Quick, report this to the superior!"

At this moment, no one knows the truth of the matter.

In fact, this is just a young father declaring his rights to the world.

"My daughter is mine, and I should choose her name. In this regard, no country or organization can replace it."

...

With the announcement of the great god, the media and the Internet in the western world have all changed their names.

Followed by Russia, India, Japan, South Korea...

In just half an hour, the public opinion of the whole world has changed.

The word "Chuchu" was removed and changed to "Annie" for the little princess.

Even China is no exception.

There's no way, the person's biological father personally named it, who can ignore it.

In this world, whether in the East or the West, almost all children are named by their fathers. This is a man's right, and no one can take it away. unless……

He himself renounced it himself.

However, will Ike give up?

No, absolutely not!

For this reason, the Chinese government backed down, even though the name of Chu Chu was obtained with the help of the first lady herself.

In fact, the Chinese government is happy to see the name change, and the Chinese people are also very happy.

Because, the value of the name "Anne Eck" is higher than that of "Chu Chu".

One is the surname of the father, and the other is the surname of the mother.

To put it bluntly, who knows the mother of the baby girl—Chu Yun'er?

And what about the baby girl's father?

Ike's name shocks the whole world!

As a boy of only 16 years old, he holds boundless power and wealth.

In this world, no one is invincible!

Therefore, only his daughter, and only the daughter bearing his name as a surname, is the national treasure of a country.

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