Super Black Technology

(It's about to be put on the shelves, and I'm trying to save the manuscript. Woooooo...)

In front of the TV, people from all over the world watched this scene depressedly, feeling sour in their hearts.

American bulls what, if the child prodigies were born in our country, we can do all of the same.

A French netizen posted: If the prodigy is willing to come to France, France is also willing to launch an intercontinental missile for him.

Once this post was posted, it became a hot post within a few minutes, and within 5 minutes, the forum administrator put this post on the top.

A Chinese netizen also posted: If the child prodigy is willing to come to China, China is also willing to go to war to protect him.

However, two minutes after the post was posted, when he refreshed it again, he found that the post had been deleted.

Tragic baby!

...

At this time, outside the live broadcast camera, among the beautiful female stars, Chloe Moretz stared at the little guy intently. She knew that the little guy was her goal today.

If I can get a little relationship with that little guy, my Hollywood career will be smooth sailing in the future.

However, today's competition seems to be not so big!

Thinking of this, Khloe squinted at Amanda Seyfried (one of the four Hollywood stars) beside her. Unexpectedly, Amanda also just looked over, and suddenly the two women saw a flame in each other's eyes.

"Humph!" "Humph!"

The two women snorted coldly in their hearts at the same time, and then both turned their heads and ignored each other.

Peers are enemies!

In the live camera.

Obama pressed down his raised hand, and all the applause and cheers at the scene stopped instantly.

"I am very happy to hear such a passionate inaugural speech. To be honest, if I were asked to recite the speech in 2009 again, I would not be able to recite it."

"Although it is mine!"

Obama made a helpless look, and everyone at the scene suddenly smiled sympathetically.

An American reporter asked loudly: "Mr. President, does our little prodigy have a photographic memory?"

Hearing this, Obama looked back at Hughes, who nodded slightly. It seemed to mean that the little guy was at his home these days and had absolutely never touched his previous speeches.

What a joke, if it wasn't about Iran, who would dare to let that scary little guy touch the computer.

After getting a reply, Obama immediately turned his head, looked at the reporter who asked the question and answered his question.

"Yes! Judging from the current situation, our little prodigy should have the ability to never forget!"

According to the situation? should?

These two words immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of many American journalists, and another reporter questioned loudly: "Mr. President, it has been so many days since the Leeds incident, has the federal government not conducted an intelligence test on our little prodigy?" ?"

"Mr. President, please answer positively!"

"Mr. President, please answer honestly, is the federal government dereliction of duty?"

...

Reporters one by one rallied to attack him.

Obama was depressed and wanted to scold his mother. After the Leeds incident in the United Kingdom, it was followed by the incident in 11 states in the United States, then the joint court incident, and today is the Iran incident...

Does the federal government have time? do i have time The major technology companies in the Federation are still chasing me for money every day!

Of course, in this kind of live broadcast, Obama would not dare to scold reporters. As a result, Obama could only nod to admit the government's fault, and said that he would consider this proposal at an appropriate time.

"Okay, gentlemen, it's almost 6 o'clock, now you can ask questions. After I answer 3 questions, it's time to take our little prodigy to dinner. If our little prodigy is hungry, then I, the president The crime is great!"

Obama made a rare joke.

Hearing this, journalists from all over the world were shocked and all raised their hands.

Obama picked a male reporter at random. Full of confidence, the male reporter straightened his tie, then skipped Obama and looked at Ike.

"Little Ike, are you responsible for today's Iran incident?"

As soon as this question came out, it immediately attracted the attention of reporters from various countries on the scene. Not only that, in front of the TV, the heads of state also watched this scene attentively. Although they already had a certain guess in their minds, if they could hear the answer from the child prodigy, it would be more supportive of that guess.

Ike tilted his head, looked at the male reporter, then lowered his head without saying a word.

This abnormal situation made all the reporters puzzled, and the male reporter was extremely depressed. Wasn't the little child prodigy just fine, why did I become dumb when I asked a question?

The male reporter quickly looked at Obama and asked him to help quickly.

What? Why do you ask? Isn't this nonsense? This male reporter is Obama's trustee!

"Little Ike, why are you unwilling to answer the reporter's question?" Obama asked softly to the little guy in his arms.

Ike timidly replied: "Mr. Reporter is not pretty! I won't answer him!"

Obama: "..."

Reporters from various countries: "..."

Global audience: "..."

The male reporter was about to vomit blood tragically. Please, I'm a man, why should I be pretty? Be a shemale?

Well, if you want a beautiful one, I'll find you a beautiful one!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the male reporter put the microphone in his hand to the female assistant beside him. The female assistant was taken aback for a moment, and then she smiled like a flower and asked Ike: "Little Ike, did you do the Iran incident today?"

Ike tilted his head and looked at the female reporter. After a moment, Ike smiled cutely.

At this moment, male journalists from all over the world cried out in their hearts. It seems that everyone will lose their jobs in the future. But the female journalists from all over the world laughed in their hearts.

"Beautiful sister, I didn't do anything about Iran! I just arrived at the White House at that time!"

really! It looks like the U.S. government has mastered the prodigy's technology! The heads of state who were watching the live broadcast had a clear understanding in their hearts.

Assassinating him later will do no good other than arouse the wrath of the United States.

Soon after, the intelligence agencies of various countries received instructions from their superiors: abandon the follow-up plan!

...

At this time, across from the White House, several black RVs belonging to the CIA were inside.

Heart Q faced the big bad wolves from all over the world, and said with a smile: "Everyone, now that the play is over, you can go! Remember to report to your superiors when you go back!"

The big bad wolves were listless. After being caught, they thought a lot, but they never thought that things would turn out like this.

At this moment, they really wanted to scold Ike loudly: How can you teach technology to the US government? You are a prodigy, what about your reserve? What about your desperation?

If Ike heard this at this time, he would definitely yell angrily: I'm holding back your sister, who told you to come and assassinate me every day! Now you know what was wrong?

The U.S. government has mastered this technology, are you still killing it? Oh yes, there is also the Watermelon Alliance...

Come on, don't be afraid, I support you mentally, okay!