Super consultant

Tian Xiaoxia, wearing a white shirt and white shoes, has short ear-length hair, an oval face, a pair of clear big eyes, a small and slightly turned nose, rosy lips, and fair and smooth skin.

Like a pure white lotus, she floated in front of Shaoping and said with a little surprise:"Sun Shaoping! It's really you! Why haven't I seen you in class for a while?

I've looked for you several times to send you some studies. Information, but I can’t always see it. I heard from Runsheng that you asked for leave."

"Damn, oh! No - damn it, I forgot to give it to you - this beautiful lady said;

I'm really sorry for making you run so many times in vain. Shaoping replied incoherently when he was excited.

"It's okay, alas - Sun Shaoping, are you getting rich?

Don't tell me: This outfit makes you so handsome that I almost didn't recognize you.

Do you still want to eat pork braised vermicelli?

Just in time, I'll take you home together and let Sister Runye do it for you. Last time hehe - you were......"

"I just wanted to make a little money, so I bought new clothes so that I wouldn’t be ashamed to walk with a beautiful woman!

Speaking of eating - I sincerely invite the beautiful woman to have lunch with me;

I wonder if the beautiful woman is showing off?

Don’t worry, I’m treating you to a treat and thank our classmate Xiaoxia for your kindness!"

"One portion of fish-flavored shredded pork, one portion of roasted vegetables, two bottles of Xijing beer, and two bowls of mutton noodles. Do not add the chili oil and vinegar for now."He ordered the food skillfully

"Shaoping, there are too many to eat, it costs a lot of money! Why order beer? Two bowls of noodles will do. Xiaoxia persuaded her.

"Not much, not much, I'm a big-bellied man, I won't have any leftovers.

Is this beer? It’s to celebrate the first meal we had together. It’s so memorable!

Don’t save me money. During this period of time, I worked hard and earned a lot, which is enough to spend."

"What does work-study mean?"

"Just working and going to school at the same time.

Earn money by working part-time to pay for living and school expenses"

"work to earn a living? I've heard of doing work and doing work, but I haven't heard of doing work!

Shaoping, you have quite a few strange terms in your mind, are there any more?"

"Yes, I have! That's a lot. Shaoping said with a smile.

"oh! Then tell me"

"OK! But before that, let’s have a drink and start this wonderful moment!"

I poured a glass for Xiaoxia and myself. After clinking the glasses, I picked up the beer and poured it into my mouth; vomit - this, this beer tastes sour and weird, with an indescribable tingling sensation. The smell almost made him spit it out.

Thinking that he couldn't be embarrassed in front of the beautiful woman, he forced himself to swallow it.

But Xiaoxia didn't do anything. She seemed to be used to this taste.

"Xiaoxia, I heard these terms from southerners on the radio.

For example, inviting a beautiful woman to dinner is called picking up a girl.

Talking to make a beautiful girl happy is called flirting.

Kissing between a male and female couple is called Dabao!...

(This is living in a guest house with a beautiful woman, hey - this is called hooking up. He didn't dare to say)"

Shaoping joked weirdly, making Xiaoxia giggle, and at the same time her face turned red and she said:"Shaoping, how good are you!"

"Also, for example, when we finish eating and prepare to pay and leave, I will shout like this:

Cuihua—pay the bill."

"Why——"Suddenly there was a reply from the side, and a young waiter named Cuihua came over. She had a round face and big eyes.

When he came to the dining table for two people, he said one word at a time:

"Two young comrades, this is a hotel. If we don’t want to buy bed sheets, we need to go to the store to buy bed sheets."

This cute performance made Shaoping mistakenly think that she was the sister of sketch actor Cai Ming, she looked so similar!

"Ah-ha-ha-" Xiaoxia was amused by this sudden performance and immediately laughed loudly.

Shaoping was so embarrassed that he wanted to shrink his head into his neck!

What is this situation?

Where can I jump out of this--The Bean Woman , What a perfect occasion!

After a funny episode, Shaoping drank the unpleasant beer again and sighed:"Hey - I wish I had milk tea.

Xiaoxia finished her beer and asked,"What is milk tea?""

Shaoping explained:"This milk tea is a drink made from milk.

There are many flavors of milk tea, including lemon, passion fruit, apple, and watermelon. There is also a durian flavor. I wonder, Xiaoxia, have you ever eaten stinky tofu?......"

"I've eaten stinky tofu before. It's smelly, but it's delicious......."

"This durian flavored milk tea is made from durian. This durian is the same as stinky tofu. It smells stinky, even worse than stinky tofu, but it tastes sweet.

Especially this durian milk tea - it smells too bad, but after drinking it, it is sweet and smooth, and has an endless aftertaste."Shaoping said immediately.

Xiaoxia asked:"Shaoping, have you ever drank these milk teas? How do you know the taste so well?

Shaoping was startled and said,"I'll drink it."......Of course I haven’t drank it. I heard it from the southern part of the country on the radio......."

This lie requires countless lies to complete.

After eating, Shaoping and Xiaoxia came to the street and walked to school

"Xiaoxia——"He was about to say something

"Haha - Shaoping - you - don't_don't - talk, ha - you - you, talk......I......so I......laugh......Oops.....abdomen....."

Xiaoxia turned around and saw him. Thinking about the scene in the hotel, she couldn't help but laugh, and even held her stomach and cried out in pain!

"well! Am I that funny?......"

We finally returned to school together and went to her classroom to take the materials prepared by Xiaoxia.

Shaoping walked to the classroom alone.

There were not many people in the classroom at this time, and Hongmei happened to be there too

"Hongmei, these are study materials. You pick a few and we'll read them in turn."

Shaoping came to Hongmei's desk and said.

Then the two of them looked through the study materials together.

Suddenly, a male voice came to his ears.

"Classmate Sun Shaoping, the principal wants you to go to his office."