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"They're back, aren't they, Burns?" A black executive tossed Burns with status data on the Qatar base attack.

"They never left!" Burns casually opened the information and said with certainty after a few glances.

In 1987, he was still an action agent who was thinking about exercising his muscles with his brother. In a simulated exercise with the old black next to him, he met the bumblebee who had just come to earth. Unpleasant, Bumblebee's wild landing posture made the human agent think that he was attacked by napalm, and the human agent also used the old godmother, harpoon gun and missile to retaliate to the stunned Bumblebee. Everyone stopped the fire, and the next second, a Decepticon disguised as a ghost fighter jet dropped the bomb.

"Maybe terrorists did it?"

"Impossible, Peterson!" Burns shook his head, "You and I both know how many people there are in that base, what kind of combat power, and the entire base will be destroyed without even sending a signal for help overnight. The country can do it!"

"Okay, but the above will not believe our report. You and I all know what the military did with those existences in the early years, that is, scheming with tigers, and now they have begun to attack us! Who can we count on? District 9 Those idiots with eyes above the top?"

"Fuck, how did the country become like this!" Burns could only grab the coffee angrily and drank it.

"Forget it, hand in the report, those bureaucrats won't cry without seeing the coffin!" The black executive waved his hand, it's going to rain and the mother will get married, and they won't open their eyes until the cannonball falls on their heads. of!

"I'm leaving!" After explaining the matter, Burns waved his farewell.

"Why did you leave so early today?"

"Have to find a way to give some errand to a relative at home!"

"Which relative?"

"My sister's child!"

"The one sitting on the hood of your car eating pizza?"

"Damn, he better not get salad dressing in my car!"

Then the black executive saw Burns and Fisher, who were in a rage, leaning against the car and enjoying the beef bacon and cheese pizza.

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Burns felt that Fisher had changed a lot since he came back that day, but he didn't suspect any problems, but was very happy, because for him this kind of change was quite good, that is, Fisher would give him from time to time. some fright.

"What are you doing with my computer?" Burns looked curiously at Fisher sitting in front of his big-ass computer.

"Online shopping, this eBay network is really rubbish, too slow! Don't we live in a wealthy area of ​​Phoenix (Arizona capital), why can't we make the network faster?"

"Because this is already the fastest internet speed, and where did you learn to shop online?"

"Army!" Fisher typed a string of letters into the search engine without looking up. He remembered that the name of the protagonist of Transformers, Sam Witwich, was called, but there were dozens of users of the heartthrob. You can only click to see them one by one.

"The army still teaches this? What else have you learned?" Burns looked incredulous.

"There are also hacao, shooting guns in armored vehicles with female comrades in arms, and group P in the war room with female bosses, shooting civilians and looting their property, beating and scolding Afghan soldiers who just want to make a living, and opening a black market in the army! "Fisher told the truth, the US military has really done these lives in the past and present.

"Okay, but why would you buy a pair of glasses, they don't look very good, and they're $250!"

"Because it's about the safety of the planet!"

"Ha, then I also said that my pair of pilot sunglasses witnessed me and my comrades saving the world!"

"Want a bet, $20, this thing will show you old friends!"

"Then which old friend are you talking about first!"

"The kind I haven't seen in decades!"

"Impossible, those old friends of mine are either dead or missing!" Burns snorted.

"You said to bet or not?"

"Bet!"

"OK!" Fisher also knocked on the car. He had already negotiated the purchase with Sam on the Internet side who couldn't wait to get some money to release male hormones, and he was ready to pick up the goods.

"I'll go out and maybe come back in two days!"

"Be safe and drive my car!"

"No, I bought a new car!" Fisher changed his clothes and went out, holding up a car key with his right hand.

"When did you buy the car?"

"When you were at work yesterday!"

Watching Fisher disappear into the street in a brand-new Mustang GT, Burns suddenly felt that the change was too big and a little uncomfortable!

The Transformers world is more attractive to Fisher. There are mainly two things, one is the source of fire, and the other is the time-space bridge that the third Royal Enemy sent Cybertron over. The natural enemy was still sleeping on the moon, so Fisher felt that it would be better to get the source of fire first. Although he knew that it was at the Hoover Dam and was sealed by a concrete wall dozens of meters thick, Fisher did not intend to Just kill it and grab it. He knows how big the source of fire is at the beginning. He has to let Bumblebee or other Transformers shrink the thing into a small piece so that he can do it easily, then he still has to wait for the invincible iron. The cow landed first.

Sam's home is in Los Angeles, and it's neither near nor far from Phoenix. It takes 6 hours to drive 574 kilometers, but Fisher thinks the road is not bad. On the interstate, he met two old men who wanted to give him money. Brother, he can't do it, he's going to give away his tens of thousands of savings if his head is broken, so Fisher can only accept it reluctantly, and then the two guys happily jumped into the desert, They are ready to challenge to survive in the desert without food or drink for seven days.

On the other side, Sam is also revelling. The 18-year-old has his own car, and the next step is to have a horse. He already has a crush. His name is Mikaela, who belongs to the same class, but the other party He already has a boyfriend, but Sam, who has been overwhelmed by hormones, can't control so much. To make the goddess happy, he must have money, so for the revitalization of Witwich's family and the delivery of incense, Sam only He can bear the pain to sell the precious relics left by his great-great-grandfather for 250 yuan. He believes that if his great-great-grandfather is still alive, he will definitely understand him, and maybe he will give him another 250 dollars to help him win the goddess!

After Shia LaBeouf finished playing Transformers, I watched Fury and thought this guy would go crazy, I think he was so manic in the movie, maybe he was angry with Michael Bay, um, sleep to sleep