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Chapter 285 Marketing too fierce S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Fake new!" Furious Kate stabbed and tore the entire newspaper to shreds. She roared like an angry lion, and even through the thick glass, she seemed to be able to hear the escaping sound.
"Fisher, have you seen CNN's report?" Kate, who was dancing with claws, rushed into Fisher's office and patted the crumpled newspaper in her hand in front of Fisher, who was looking at the drawings of the battleship.
"A personal visit from an exclusive war correspondent, the hero of the Battle of New York?" Fisher threw the tablet aside, opened the paper ball, and read it word by word.
"S.H.I.E.L.D. is the main force in the fight, Atlas guerrillas and does not strike, and the heroes of the Avengers fight to the end?" Fisher immediately became interested when he saw this subtitle.
"Don't be angry, sit down and I'll take a look!" Holding Kate on his lap, Fisher carefully spread out the newspaper, and then slowly studied the article word by word, which took up two pages of the newspaper. Layout of field reports.
This report comes from a male reporter named Bullock, who claims to have been under the Stark Building when the Battle of New York broke out and witnessed everything that happened, and to verify what he said, the newspaper also has There are a lot of battlefield photos, Chitauri puppet soldiers shooting with guns, Chitauri gunboats firing, and behind them there are SHIELD soldiers ready to go and a Jackal fighter with the SHIELD flying eagle logo painted on its belly.
"Tsk tsk, S.H.I.E.L.D. yyds! Leading the world for 500 years, everyone can independently develop jackals!"
"Don't be funny, I will ask the lawyers to come over immediately, I will go to the federal court to fight this lawsuit!" Kate was about to grab the phone aggressively, but Fisher held it down.
"Don't worry!" Fisher continued to read, and the rest of the article was to the effect that after the attack, the heroic S.H.I.E.L.D. fought bravely and tenaciously against the enemy in order to protect the safety of the people's property. A certain soldier was shot 18 times, still holding the machine gun in his arms, and knocked down one ugly alien reptile after another. According to statistics after the war, this soldier killed thousands of aliens.
"This is the reincarnation of the butcher of Omaha? (Although I am also a German stick, the butcher of Omaha is also a fake new)"
In short, the entire report emphasizes the credit of S.H.I.E.L.D., what to open the escape route, and what to let women and children get on the bus first. In short, the article is as touching as it is, and Atlas only appeared once, in S.H.I.E.L.D. Under the command of the Bureau, Atlas' warships launched a counterattack against the enemy. Although the losses were heavy, they still allowed the enemy to escape.
"This is also a talent!" Fisher opened Twitter and jumped to this guy's channel, and found that the other party had uploaded several groups of S.H.I.E.L.D. soldiers fighting pictures, as well as S.H.I.E.L.D. tanks and armored vehicles.
However, Fisher carefully studied the shooting angles of these photos and came to a conclusion that either the reporter took the photos while sitting on the monitors on both sides of the street, or he was the monitor. Anyway, Fisher couldn't figure it out. , Why are these photos taken with a uniform height and background, and there are billboards and traffic lights in the store, maybe this is the real shooting god!
"These photos have to be preserved. This is irrefutable evidence of S.H.I.E.L.D. infringement!" said Fisher, who also painted Titan tanks and suspended armored vehicles with the Eagle logo.
"What about this report?" Kate was still angry. In her opinion, such unscrupulous reporters who wrote fake new should be transferred to the Sanqing Education Team or stay at the Xibingku Hotel.
"I don't believe that no one dared him to write this? Leave it alone, someone will handle it, but since they have posted the report, let's also post it!" Fisher said that his thunder brother's vest should be dispatched again!
Facts have proved that Fisher was right. Almost at the same time, the chief of staff of the White House called Fisher and said that it had nothing to do with the president. A large group with 10,000 jobs and a secret service agency that knows money from the U.S. government all day long are better, and everyone is not worried about Fisher's rebellion. After all, the consortium is the owner of this land, so Fisher's top It's just that they have too many private soldiers.
In addition to the official explanation, many civilians and military enthusiasts who also stood up even accused the reporter of falsifying photos. The tanks and planes they saw were all Atlas logos. The video of the frigate and the aircraft group flying towards the portal was posted online, and although it was quickly deleted, this only aroused the cynicism of those who witnessed it.
Of course, S.H.I.E.L.D. is not a vegetarian. Well-paid network experts and propagandists turned into keyboard warriors, and there was a lot of uproar in the online war with the citizens. Especially these guys are authority dogs. The news of praising S.H.I.E.L.D., and other activities such as women and children condolences to the wounded in S.H.I.E.L.D., are so fierce that many people who eat melon really feel that S.H.I.E.L.D. has made great efforts this time.
But the biggest counterattack came from Fisher's own Twitter. When everyone was arguing, Fisher's Twitter first sent a list of Atlas and New York casualties, and Kate also opened a post. Will mean that Atlas will make a memorial in New York out of fragments of the Chitauri battleship to remember all the dead.
The contrast came out in an instant. Atlas did not accept interviews at all, and did not express his views on the matter. He patronized the pension and insurance money for the sacrificed soldiers and wounded, and a large number of staff were decontaminating and clearing the debris on the streets. As long as you are not blind, you can see who is good and who is bad.
Seeing that the experts couldn't wash the ground, so the media who received the money immediately resorted to a trick to fish in troubled waters, instead of playing the S.H.I.E.L.D. Cricket breaks the mountains, eagle eyes hit every shot, and Natasha, uh, she shoots a great pistol.
As soon as this move came out, the trend on the Internet changed immediately. Everyone began to argue about who is better than Iron Man and Thor, and why the Hulk's pants didn't break. There are still many old-fashioned critics who spread Natasha's battle photos everywhere. Of course, it's the kind whose face has been specially treated and can't see the appearance. Of course, the one who has the highest voice must be Natasha. Men think that the young lady who fights is great, and women think that Jimei who fights is great, no The young people even set up a leather-clad female agent support group on the Internet, cheering the flag all day long.
"So, the old man is the most harmonious creature in the world!" Fisher, who was among the crowd, exclaimed sincerely.
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