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Although they are busy teaching the Old Gods, everyone still has not let down their vigilance against the Burning Legion. After the Imperial Guard entered Azeroth, they have already launched a campaign against cult superstition.

Village chiefs from all over the alliance brought eggs and candies to gather the villagers in the square, and listened carefully to the propagandists of the Imperial Guard explaining the difference between true religious beliefs and false religious beliefs.

"I send you benefits every day, rushing to pull you to believe in religion, saying how the world was created, and saying that if you don't believe in religion, you will be judged at the end of the day. It must be a cult! Everyone remember to report to the village chief or report to the trial court. Magistrate, report and verify, but you can get a bonus of 10,000 gold coins!"

The imperial preachers held a loudspeaker and spoke impassionedly, but it was almost the same. Although these preachers wore the brand of preachers, some of them were local MLM leaders.

After the founding of the Empire, the Imperial Justice Department revised the punishment measures for many crimes. Of course, they were all re-adjusted. For example, the crime of pyramid schemes is more face-saving. It is possible from Mars mining to shooting range.

Here I want to mention that because Emperor Fisher and drug gambling are incompatible, the crimes of the two are relatively serious. Gambling may still survive, but if it is stained with leaves, there is only a dead end. Even the imperial warships rarely use orbits. Bombing way to burn crop plantations.

As for the colored one, Fisher also knew that you couldn't ban it, that's why the empire retained a few areas like the Netherlands in District 11, and it was completely banned in other places.

OK, let's get back to business.

After being captured by the explosion-proof police of the Ministry of Justice, these MLM bosses chose the latter between mining on Mars and joining the stormtroopers. After all, the stormtroopers can also get subsidies. How much you can earn by mining on Mars depends on what you can dig. How many.

But now, these pyramid scheme leaders have transformed into modern preachers, using various methods to preach to the common people in the alliance who are still in the superstitious and feudal era what is the true religion.

"Everyone must remember that a good religion is a religion that promotes whether you believe it or not, and it is best not to believe in it. In addition, everyone must also remember that the end of the world is a lie. Even if there is an end of the world, it is also Because the cult has attracted alien enemies! Just like the orcs!"

The simple and easy-to-understand language and some small benefits made the preacher of the empire very popular with the villagers. When everyone was about to send some souvenirs to the preacher, the other party even took out gold coins to pay the bill.

One side is a strange religion that asks you to donate money and things, and the whole family is required to perform some mysterious rituals, and the other side is a fair trade, only charging the cost of seeing a doctor, practicing medicine, and sometimes even not charging money. Naturally, you don’t need to believe in anything Say more.

Just like when the draenei went to the countryside to publicize the good fortune of Naru, they were often thrown eggs and vegetable leaves by the old lady and grandpa, and there were even village soldiers who surrounded the draenei with ks23 shotguns and automatic guns. In the case of the Holy Light missionary medical team, these unlucky draenei paladins were rescued by the alliance paladins, although if they fought, those old men and women might not be enough for a draenei paladin.

However, the state religion of the empire did indeed play a big role. Many sects that believed in the ancient gods or cursed sects that spread the plague were reported by the villagers. After all, it was a bonus of 10,000 yuan. Although the empire came, It caused a lot of turmoil to Azeroth's economy, but under the macro adjustment, the price of Azeroth has dropped a lot. Ten thousand gold coins are enough for ordinary people to buy a two-story building in Stormwind City.

Moreover, when eradicating these cults, the empire and even the regular army of the alliance did not dispatch, but the auxiliary police and defense militia trained by the imperial justice department, plus a small number of paladins and priests. Not bad, from the large-caliber shotgun flamethrower, and the hand-propelled bazooka code-named mattress are not bad, and the imperial military industry also equipped the mattress bazooka with white phosphorus ammunition and napalm bombs, using fire to deal with cults, that is again It couldn't be more appropriate.

The villagers received rewards, the militiamen gained military exploits, and the cultists had the opportunity to go back and post with their bosses. Everyone got what they wanted. It can be said to be a win-win situation!

Of course, it's not that there are no strongholds that the militia can't chew on. The regular army of the Alliance is a headache, so they can only dispatch the Imperial Truth.

The Imperial Titan Legion, which has become a legend in the folk, will be dispatched according to the situation. Small war dogs can be hoisted by large transport planes, and if they are bigger, they will be transport ships.

When the huge God's Mechanism appears, it is the opportunity for the destruction of the enemies of the empire. This is something every old man and old lady knows.

As for the name of God's Machine, it was the dwarf king Magni who first called it. After the dwarves saw the war machine of the empire, they couldn't help themselves. The engineers sent by the empire to Ironforge did not only teach the dwarves Except for the apprentice, it is difficult to get out of the wine bureau, after all, the dwarf's feelings are all in the wine.

Military economy plus culture, the triple offensive continues, it is easy to form an emotional foundation among the people of the alliance, and the empire has no intention of changing the boss, so from the people to the government, everyone is very happy to be the younger brother of the empire.

"You ask me what is imperial truth, this is imperial truth!"

During a tea party with Elune, Fisher emphasized this.

"Steel, gunpowder, and faith! This is the magic weapon for us to save the world. Arm the body with weapons, arm the mind with knowledge, and ensure courage with faith! This is the hymn that belongs to mankind!"

"What about God?"

"People can believe in gods, but they must never rely on gods. Only human beings can save themselves!"

"I hope Tyrande thinks the same way! That child, you always pin your hopes on me!"

Elune sighed, thinking of her chosen ones.

"She'll understand!"

Fisher spread his hands. If she hadn't intervened, Granny Tai would understand in subsequent versions that the moon god she believed in would also lose the chain. But now, Cirvanas brought her followers in Outland The fight was very enjoyable, and the little life with the Blightcaller was not bad. I am afraid that Grandma Tai will not have the opportunity to change to the Moon Night God of War, nor will she have the opportunity to choose to strangle an undead.

But there is definitely a chance! After all, the Burning Legion is not over yet. Fisher looked up at the bright double moons. President Sa was gone for an unknown number of days. Missed him!