Super Dimension Raiders: Start with Batman
Chapter 339 Deadpool, bad and lovable
on the screen.
The courier said: "But, Meghan doesn't have that much money...
"But she's lucky, and I'm soft-hearted," Deadpool said while dancing the knife.
The courier brother said nervously: "I am...
Deadpool cut him off, the knife slashed across his face: "A stalker!"
"Threats are painful, Jeremy! Far less painful than a knife.
"So you stay away from Meghan."
"we have a deal?"
Everyone was stunned. Before, they thought that someone hired Deadpool to kill people, but they didn't expect that he was protecting a girl.
Sure enough, people can't see the appearance.
From the looks of it, people like Dr. Isaac from Resident Evil, Egg from the Marvel world, Thanos, and Karl from the supernatural world are all handsome, and they all have a set of words. If you don't think about it carefully, I feel like they are all good people!
But these people just don't do anything.
Deadpool is different, he doesn't speak human words, but he actually does human affairs!
on the screen.
The courier brother breathed a sigh of relief: "Is this all right?!"
Deadpool said: "Definitely!"
Then he laughed, pointed at the landlord and said, "Look at you like that.
The landlord spread his hands and said: 217 "I'm scared, I'm too scared.
"I'm very soft-hearted, remember?!"? After he finished speaking, he knocked off the pizza, and held the delivery guy by the neck and pressed him against the wall.
He said fiercely: "If your eyes dare to look at her again, I will let you know how terrifying I am when I harden up?"
This change was so fast that the stalker was taken aback.
In particular, in Deadpool's words, the axles were crushed in his face, and he was really angry!
Deadpool said: "Sounds like something is wrong, but maybe I'm not wrong."
After he finished speaking, he kissed the courier brother on the face.
The courier guy was directly scared to pee.
But the audience was overjoyed, and everyone likes to watch such pictures of bad guys being punished.
Screen switching.
Deadpool appeared in a square, which is a paradise for young people, someone was skateboarding, and a group of girls gathered there, chatting and bragging!
Then he looked at a girl and threw the pizza box on the ground with several pictures on it, all of Jeremy's.
Jeremy in the photo is terrified enough to say sorry!
Deadpool said: "That was Jeremy's last words, he said sorry."
The girl couldn't believe it. She picked up the photos and looked at them one by one. She was overjoyed. Being stalked by Jeremy these days made her tired and scared!
Then, she jumped up and hugged Deadpool.
Deadpool said: "It's the best return, but, I'm mainly for the money."
Then another girl said, "Can I ask you to fuck my stepfather?
Deadpool said: "The reason I beat up the shit is because he deserved it.
After speaking, he broke free from the girl's embrace and turned to leave.
Meghan said: "Wait a minute.
Deadpool nodded to her.
Meghan said: "You are my hero.
Deadpool waved his fingers: "Don't don't, don't use that word on me."
Screen switching.
Deadpool came to a bar, and the bartender said to him, "Humph! Wade Wade (bdah), the patron saint of the weak."
"Is there anything I can do.
Deadpool said: "Give me a word.
He started driving again.
The wine castle said: "I want to too!"
Deadpool said: "I'm talking about booze, leggings man
"But first of all, I won't accept the child's money, I will return the money to the Ouwu driver.
The bartender was stunned: "Are you sure? As a mercenary, you are really a warmhearted person. I guess you didn't praise the boy too much."
Deadpool said: "He's not a bad boy, he's just a bit of a stalker, the kind of kid who doesn't know how to express love properly."
"I was much worse than him when I was his age
Wolverine said, "Are you really the Wade I know?"
A variant of a parallel "universe, is the gap that big?"
Wade took the money to pick up the stalker for the girl and returned the money, which Wolverine can't believe!
The audience is equally different.
Deadpool is better than everyone thought!
Then the narration sounded: "Wade never felt like a hero, he felt like he was just a bad guy who got paid to beat up even worse people."
"He's having a good time because he's very good at it."
"And women usually like this kind of bad guy, so he's got a good girlfriend."
"His darling girl."
Screen switching.
Deadpool said at the bar: "My son Wade paid for all the drinks today,
Drinkers rejoice Roar!
A short-haired woman walked up to him and said, "Baby, do you want a thousand dollars?"
Deadpool laughed and raised his little finger: "Shi Geng!!
The girl hooked his pinky finger and said, "Wow, Vanessa."
"Wade!"
The two were driving at the same time, and even a rogue old driver like Angel Yan felt blushing, but Wade and Vanessa did hit the airwaves.
The narration repeats: "Wade and Vanessa have had a happy life together and are getting married soon.
"At this moment, however, he was diagnosed with advanced lung cancer.
"Even at this time, Vanessa never thought of abandoning him,
"While Wade met a mysterious man at this time, the mysterious man told him that they could cure his cancer and give him power beyond ordinary people...
"Desperate, Wade accepted the invitation..",
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