Super Dimensional Fantasy Shop
Chapter 137 Gatling Bodhisattva's First Appearance
Under people's contemptuous gazes, Limuru spit out a huge tornado!
"Roar!"
The Jade King Spirit Snake roared.
The next moment, the entire body of the snake was sucked into the tornado.
Wind Blade Weng Ming's voices kept coming.
The ruins caused by the previous battles were all swept into the sky by the tornado.
Even some extraordinary weapons that had been scattered on the ground before were drawn into the tornado, causing secondary damage.
The wind blade of the tornado is the first time, and the so-called broken stones and fragments of extraordinary weapons are the second time.
Under the blessing of the tornado, the scales that even Xia Yuan couldn't break through before had scratches due to the high-speed rotation!
"Roar!"
The Bi King Spirit Snake roared angrily, looking angrily at the slime that fell to the ground in the distance.
It's just a humble, low-level monster that can only dissolve clothes!
Dare to scratch its beloved scales!
The wind and sand rolled up, piercing the Green King Spirit Snake so much that it couldn't open its eyes. If it wasn't for worrying about wasting its spiritual energy and missing its aim, it would have hunted down this slime long ago.
"Life is so beautiful, don't be so irritable." Looking at the green snake writhing in the tornado, Limulu spread his hands and advised.
Ling Yun: "..."
Why does this sentence sound so familiar to me.
"No, how long will it take to see the flesh if it goes on like this."
"We have to find a way to break the scales."
"Yes!"
After pondering for a moment, Limulu suddenly tapped her hands, and an exclamation mark appeared on her head.
Opening his mouth, he took out the black card in his stomach pouch.
Ling Yun, who was watching from the side, twitched the corner of his mouth slightly after seeing Limulu's movements.
Put it in the stomach bag... a little disgusting.
It's decided, from now on, Limuru's card must be picked with gloves!
"It's up to you! Gatling Bodhisattva!"
After glancing at Heikali for a while, Lim showed a happy face and took out a Buddha statue!
The person who operated the drone couldn't help being a little curious after seeing Limuru standing there suddenly and quietly.
Immediately controlled the drone to explore the past.
just look at it
Not only the corners of his mouth twitched, but everyone on the Internet and the government was quiet.
People in some temples beat their chests and stamped their feet directly after seeing it!
Sin!
"What the hell is this shit?! Wearing a bullet belt, if I'm not mistaken, it's Gatling, right?! It's definitely Gatling!"
"You don't dare to shoot TV dramas like this?"
"What kind of brain hole? Why is there Gatling!"
"666, you know how to play."
"Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. The Buddha lives in the West, so he has to keep pace with the times. There are so few people who believe in Buddhism, and the Buddha also wants to save people. Isn't it so easy to send people to the west with bullets? Make good use of it?"
"But aren't missiles and cannons more convenient?"
"Idiot! Didn't you see that it's just a Bodhisattva? It's not a Buddha. Maybe the Buddha's mount is a tank?"
"..."
Soon, there was an upsurge of modern Buddhas on the Internet.
But the eyes of some toy manufacturers are bright, they seem to have found a business opportunity!
The model of the last robbery made them a lot of money, and now such a distinctive Buddha statue is probably also a large amount of income.
Behind Ling Yun, Xiao Xilin and Thor looked at Ling Yun with a tense expression in puzzlement.
They don't know about the spoofing of Buddha statues, but Ling Yun knows, but in front of all the netizens, he can't lose his composure!
"Stop making noise, what is that slime doing? Why did you raise that Buddha statue?"
"Huh? Isn't it an ordinary spoof Buddha statue?"
Under everyone's curious eyes, Limuru actually threw the Buddha statue out!
Yes, throw it out!
The moment he threw it out, Limulu clasped his hands together fiercely.
Shout out: "My Buddha is merciful!"
The next moment, the Buddha statue, which was thrown into the air and turned head-down due to gravity, turned around abruptly and resumed its frontal posture.
Netizens were taken aback by this.
Could it be that this Buddha statue really has some secrets?
Immediately, they all fell silent.
The cats and dogs at home also covered their mouths.
Capital Council Room
Twenty congressmen also watched the big screen attentively.
They also want to see what the dimensional store is going to do this time.
The Buddha statue gradually flew to Limuru's head.
Immediately, the Buddha's light soared!
The golden light spread from around the Buddha statue, reflecting the whole world into golden yellow.
Under the bewildered eyes of countless people, a stalwart figure stepped out of the golden light.
He wears a belt of ammunition, and the barrel of the hideous Gatling gun is pointed forward.
He was rebellious, with a cigar in his mouth.
The ruffian world!
"Fuck!"
"Alive! The Bodhisattva is alive!"
Countless netizens sat up from their chairs in shock. Because they were so shocked and confused, the chairs under their buttocks fell to the ground directly because of their excessive strength.
This looks like the most devout believer.
"..."
The twenty congressmen in the capital looked at each other in blank dismay.
This... is Nima a ghost!
The west
Great Britain
The King of Knights watching this scene via satellite: "..."
He looked at the surrounding knights with skeptical eyes.
"Is this... really a slime?"
The knights looked at each other, and they didn't know how to speak.
The monks in the temple looked at the Buddha statue behind them, and then at the living Bodhisattva in the mobile phone.
Could it be that we believe in a false Buddha?
"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bombs. One breath, 3,600 revolutions, with great mercy and great compassion to save the world! Amitabha, benefactor, do you want to see Dizang too?"
Gatling Bodhisattva made a Buddhist salute to the Jade King Spirit Snake in the sky.
"However, I am not educated, and my words are all over the world. What a good poem! It is worthy of the golden and jade words spoken by the Buddha, and the words are well-spoken."
"Hello everyone, I am an old expert in ancient literature of the Long Kingdom. I can tell you clearly that this poem is great! It simply expresses the tragic and heroic feelings of the people in ancient my country who lived in hardship and feudalism!"
"Hahaha, I just like the serious nonsense upstairs."
"..."
"Roar!"
However, the Jade King Spirit Snake roared, it only wanted to kill that slime now.
"Don't speak human words? I'll take it as your consent."
After finishing speaking, he set up the Gatling in his hand with an excited face, aimed at the Jade King Spirit Snake, and the ferocious gun barrel began to spin.
Netizen: "..."
official:"······"
All screen peepers: "······"
How do we feel that you want to send it to Jizo?
The next moment, Bi Wang Ling Snake was stunned.
The bullet belt was moving rapidly, and countless bullets were shot out in an instant.
Limulu also seized the opportunity to get rid of the tornado.
chug chug!
The next moment, the flames lit up the sky, and sparks flickered at the muzzle of the gun.
Bah bah bah!
The Jade King Spirit Snake howled, and the scales on its body kept making noises under the impact of the bullets.
The scales that Xia Yuan couldn't split before were knocked off one by one like paper paste.
And Ling Yun was picking up the leaks below.
These scales are all good things, and selling them to the officials is a lot of money.
Of course, there was also Limulu fighting against him.
However, Ling Yun said, I have three people here! A mere slime with no legs is worthy of grabbing things from me?
In the sky, because of the huge impact of the bullet, the entire body of the Jade King Spirit Snake was blasted into the building with great force.
But Gatling Bodhisattva just refused to let it go.
The light of Buddha illuminates the earth.
Accompanied by endless dust, Gatling Bodhisattva shot wildly 50 meters in front of the Jade King Spirit Snake.
he! Laughing maniacally!
I had a cold and a fever yesterday, so I stopped, but today the fever subsided, and I came back again.
Thanks to the book friend 'Bei Shiyu' for the 1500 starting coins.
Thanks to the book friend 'Fat Boy City' for the 800 book coins.
Thanks for the 788 book coins rewarded by book friend 'S A Little Salted Fish S'.
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