Super Dimensional Pirates in Pirates

"Ha——?!" Joan of Arc couldn't believe her eyes: "This is the full-length portrait you drew for me?! What the hell is this?!"

"Is this still a human?!" Joan of Arc shouted in disbelief.

"That's too much." Eric's vision wandered: "You clearly have two arms, two legs, and a head, so why can't you be a human?"

Joan of Arc responded angrily: "Cows and horses also have limbs and a head. Are they humans?!"

"Oh~" Artoria said with a smile: "After all, the mental structure is no different from that of a village girl, so why did you just randomly use the large livestock raised in the village as an example?"

"...Huh?" Joan of Arc gritted her teeth and said, "What do you mean, are all British people fools?"

"Don't argue, don't argue." Eric apologized: "It's because I didn't draw Joan of Arc's peerless face well."

"...Huh?" Jeanne's eyes drifted, and her face turned unnaturally red: "Since I know it was your mistake, I will forgive you this time!"

[Joan Arc’s favorability is slightly increased, but the bond level remains unchanged]

'FGO's best woman deserves her reputation...'

"Our village girl really has a girlish heart. She blushes when the master praises her beauty." Arturia continued to attack: "I heard that Jeanne d'Arc used to be called the Maid of Orleans. This made her happy for a long time.

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"Ha?" Faced with the provocation of the Black Knight King, Joan of Arc, who is also a filthy heroic spirit, would not flinch: "Has the Master never praised your beauty, so he is jealous?"

Artoria narrowed her eyes slightly, and the air pressure at the scene suddenly dropped, making Eric feel short of breath.

"Oops?" Joan of Arc continued to attack and said with a sneer: "Is it possible that I guessed it right?"

Eric quickly added: "Artoria is both handsome and powerful!"

"Haha." Joan of Arc shrugged and spread her hands: "I didn't expect that the King of Knights of Britain would be pitied by others..."

"The humble king's hammer——!"

"Do you think I'm afraid of you?!" Joan of Arc's one-handed sword was ignited with flames: "This is me who was tempered by hatred..."

"Wait a minute!" Eric quickly raised his hand to stop: "We are inside Orochi City!"

"Eric, don't stop me. I'm just helping you demolish this castle, along with this woman!" Artoria said: "The country has been established, and the new emperor has ascended the throne. Why are you still living in the old dilapidated house?"

Perona hurriedly raised her hands and shouted: "I propose to build a terrifying castle!"

"You're dreaming!" After Eric yelled at Perona, he grabbed the wrists of the two women with one hand to stop them from continuing to run away: "If you demolish this place, where will we live?!"

"Disgusting~" Bolqi glanced back and forth between the two of them: "I always feel like this scene seems familiar..."

"Yeah." Wendy nodded repeatedly: "Sister Joan of Arc and Sister Artoria are simply like enhanced versions of Sister Esdeath and Sister Kuang..."

"Cold-blooded woman, you are lucky today." Joan of Arc carefully broke away from Eric's control and added in a low voice: "...for the sake of the Master."

"Heh, Assault Girl, you can only talk nonsense now." Artoria put away the holy sword and glanced at Eric: "Eric, how long do you want to hold it?"

Joan of Arc opened her eyes wide: "Call me by name?! You actually called the Master by his name?"

Arturia glanced at Joan: "I have been fighting side by side with Eric for a long time, and our bond is far deeper than you think."

"Hmph~" Joan of Arc opened and closed her mouth, wanting to call out Eric's name but she was too inferior to say it out, which was indeed very fitting for an introverted village girl.

Eric said: "You can also call me by my name directly, dear Joan of Arc."

"Why do you have to use this title?!" Joan of Arc shouted rudely, and then straightened her expression with a "hmm": "Then I can also call you Eric..."

"Um."

[Joan Arc’s favorability is slightly increased, but the bond level remains unchanged]

Perona muttered in a low voice: "I think the captain is deceiving a girl who is ignorant of the world."

"Disgusting~" Bolqi held her head: "I always feel that the boss is on the road of being a scumbag and will never come back..."

"You two!" Eric used his elbows to squeeze their heads tightly: "What are you talking about?!"

"Head, my head is going to explode!"

Da Vinci hugged his shoulders: "I said, is it time for the small talk to end? I still have a lot of experiments to do."

"Haha..." Eric held the drawing board and walked next to Da Vinci: "I am not good at painting..."

"This is not a bad painting, it is a complete disaster!" Da Vinci's eyes twitched: "Abstract art paintings that cannot be matched by Juan Miró and others."

"Thank you for the compliment."

"I'm not praising you!" Leonardo da Vinci hit Eric on the head: "It's because you are busy at work now and the experimental transformation of the lunar robot is in a hurry, otherwise I will definitely arrest you and send you to the dark room.

Practice drawing!”

Leonardo da Vinci led Eric to Joan of Arc: "Come on, describe to me the shape and size of the clothes you designed."

"Eh?" Eric said in shock: "Da Vinci would actually trust my ability to design clothes?"

Joan of Arc stared angrily: "How dare you say that you design clothes for me?!"

"Although your painting skills are disaster-level, your aesthetics are totally fine."

"Yes, really..." Joan of Arc expressed doubt.

Eric stretched out his index finger and described the clothing style from a distance. His index finger traced from Joan of Arc's shoulder to her thigh.

The French village girl quickly took a step back: "You, where are you pointing?!"

Eric quickly raised his hands to show his innocence and explained: "I didn't touch you!"

"You were pointing at my thigh just now!"

"Aren't you wearing a war skirt?" Eric spread his hands: "Although the skin of your thighs is very white and the shape is beautiful, I don't have any obscene thoughts!"

"...white...beautiful?" Jeanne d'Arc cleared her throat: "You are very discerning, please continue reading!"

da Vinci:"……"

Eric: "..."

Everyone: "..."

After Eric's detailed description and gestures, Leonardo da Vinci said he could make Joan of Arc's casual clothes the next day.

"Ah~ah~, it's really troublesome~" Joan of Arc said: "Yu... Eric, you must give this dress to me."

"Yes, yes." Eric agreed with a wry smile: "This dress is a gift that I begged you to accept."

Joan of Arc nodded with satisfaction: "That's pretty much it."

poop

Artoria looked at him coldly: 'This guy is too easy to deal with.'

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The next day, Joan of Arc, who had changed into casual clothes, came to Eric and asked with a smile: "Eric, what do you want to say to me?"

"Think about it, there must be one, right?" Joan of Arc approached with a threatening expression of "If you don't praise me, I will burn you to death."

Eric praised: "It suits you very well~"

"Right, right." A blush appeared on Jeanne's face, and she looked away from Eric: "After all, it's me, so it must be a good fit!"

[Joan Arc’s favorability is slightly increased, the bond level is increased from 1 (ordinary friend) to 2 (close friend), and one bond point is gained]

Wearing black boots, the navy blue coat on her body is wide open, revealing the black dress underneath. Her breasts are neither big nor small, and the short skirt covers her plump buttocks. The curves are very attractive. The main body is black, which is more prominent.

Joan of Arc's fair skin even has a kind of morbid beauty.

"...I...I said," Joan of Arc shrank back: "Why are you staring at me like that? It's so disgusting!"

"Didn't you let me see it?!" Eric was very shocked: "There must be a limit to being unreasonable!"

Joan looked away: "I don't care. Being stared at by you makes me feel uneasy as if there are bugs crawling in my stomach!"

"Ara ala" Kuang San walked out of the shadow: "Erik-san, you've finished watching the newcomer's fashion show, it's time to work?"

"Hahaha..." Eric smiled dryly and accepted the document that Kuang San handed him.

"It's Kuang San..." Joan of Arc recognized the person: "Since Eric is busy, I went to find a bookstore to kill time."

"You are really laid-back, Jeanne De-san~" Kuang San asked with a slight smile: "How about I recommend a job to you?"

"Oh?" Joan of Arc asked with interest: "What kind of job? If it's boring, I won't let you go."

"It's the job of burning people~" Kuang San said with a smile: "The nearby islands are occupied by other pirate groups, we need to kill these guys..."

"Burn them all to death?" Joan of Arc said first.

"...There is no need to burn them all." Kuang San explained: "You can deal with some of the heinous guys, while the other pirates need to be brought back and used as coolies in the quarry."

"Tch..." Jeanne smacked her lips and said, "It turns out we are catching slaves."

Then he showed a bad guy expression: "It is indeed a job that is very suitable for me."

"Joan of Arc." Kuang San covered his mouth and said with a smile, "You obviously have a pure heart, so stop pretending to be a bad girl."

"Huh?" Joan of Arc stared at Kuang San: "What nonsense are you talking about? Be careful, I will burn you to death!"

Kuang San turned a deaf ear to Jeanne's threats, and still said with a sweet smile: "Because your experience is very similar to mine, Jeanne-san."

One is the most evil elf who hunts tens of thousands of criminals in order to realize his tragic wish and save more humans.

One is an avenger who protects his country, but is betrayed by his own country, and is ultimately sentenced to be burned at the stake for heresy and witchcraft.

"...Hmph." As if feeling the deep meaning in Kuangsan's eyes, Jeanne shook her head vigorously: "Who looks like you!"

Kurumi continued to introduce: "The companions accompanying us this time are Esdeath, Chitomi, Inigangaki Kisame and Egil."

Then he added: "Be careful of that woman named Esdeath."

Esdeath rolled her eyes at Kuang San.

Egil crossed his legs: "Is it me again?"

"The Dawn Pirates now only have one battleship..." Eric said apologetically: "There are many things that need your help."

"I'm not complaining." Egil stroked a strand of hair: "After all, I really like sailing in the stormy ocean."

"The only thing I'm dissatisfied about is, Commander, you didn't come with me~" Egil smiled like a little devil.

"Definitely next time."

"How perfunctory!"

Esdeath suggested to Eric: "I want to lead two hundred soldiers to the island. Special training is of no use. Only those who have experienced the test of war can be considered a true soldier."

"Okay." Eric nodded in agreement and asked casually: "We have recruited a thousand soldiers in total, how many are left now?"

"There are still about six hundred people, right?" Esdeath replied nonchalantly, as if the lives of those people were completely unimportant.

"..." Eric fell into silence and asked after a long time: "Did he fail in training and was eliminated by you?"

"You can say that." Genos, who was Esdeath's deputy, was still frightened, and his electronic prosthetic eyes, which had no temperature, showed an unspeakable expression: "In some more difficult projects, they accidentally lost their lives...

"

"Ha..." Eric covered his forehead and asked painfully: "Have they received their family pension?"

Genos nodded: "The compensation is based on the amount of those killed on the battlefield, and their families did not make any fuss."

"No wonder military expenditures are so high..." Eric pinched the bridge of his nose: "It turns out that everything is paid for."

"According to my opinion, there is no need to compensate them at all!" Esdeath said: "They can't even complete ordinary training. These people are not even men!"

"With this kind of casualty rate, if you don't provide pensions to the family members, you won't be able to recruit people in the future..."

"Ara, Ericsan, don't you know?" Kuang San chuckled: "Esdeath's powerful strength, coupled with her stunning appearance and good figure, as well as her style of not accepting any bribes, now

There is a support group formed by Esdeath's fans in the Flower Capital."

"If Esdeath recruits soldiers again, these guys will definitely sign up without a second thought, just to get closer to their idols."

"That's amazing!" Miku's eyes sparkled with stars, and she clasped her hands together and said, "Even if you are not an idol, you can do this kind of thing. Miss Esdeath is really amazing."

"I don't want to have such a support group at all." Esdeath frowned: "They should be punished severely."

"Then they will be even happier!" Kuang San snickered: "Among them, the idea that received the most votes is: 'I want to be General Esdeath's pet'!"

"Oh?" Esdeath asked, "They want to be tortured by me?"

"Of course, this is their reward."

"Then forget it." Esdeath shook her head and refused.

"Eh?" Everyone present was stunned when they heard Esdeath's refusal.

Esdeath explained: "I don't want to torture people expecting to be tortured. This is basically a reward."

"Ahem!" Eric coughed heavily: "Aren't you going to expedition to other islands? Why did you mention the issue of torture and ill-treatment?"

"That's right." Esdeath suddenly remembered: "I want to take Runti and Peggy Wan with me. These siblings are valuable for training."

After saying these words, Esdeath strode away, followed closely by Egil and Jeanne. After finding Chitomi, Kisaki Kisame, and Runti Peggyman, they collectively headed to another island.

Balanta.