"Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both are males, and both are males, really perverted, really perverted..."
Looking at the computer monitor, the young lady who has a good sense of sex, finished singing this song "Two Tigers", and then covered her red face in shame, Xia Tian kept her promise contentedly, and gave a reward to the female anchor Su. Little raccoon shot 100 rockets, turned around and took a sip of the homemade "Fat House Happy Water".
"Hiccup, really this is the life I yearn for! Salted fish's life, no worries about food and clothing, and spare money to pick up a girl, tut tut."
This person's name is Xia Tian, a dead house that traveled from the earth, and only 23 hours of travel time, he has perfectly accepted the fact that he has traveled through another world. And I'm not tired of the new body that wants to be handsome and rich now.
In the Tianhe Paradise Hua~Yuan Community where he is currently located, one-tenth of the houses are under his name. In addition to the pavement of the commercial street, more than 50 million rents are collected every year. "House, both parents died", the representative of the well-deserved new era of the golden turtle son-in-law.
"Di, a life form with an unusually powerful soul fluctuation is detected, and the Dimensional Villain Transformation Group is being bound. 10% of them are being bound...being bound...50%...being successfully bound."
Xia Tian flipped a Byakugan. Even people who had less than one day of adaptation period could not accept the incident of crossing Cheat? But he really thinks that a certain system is unnecessary!
As a dead house who has read thousands of novels, he found the so-called dimensional villain transformation group in his mind, which is a golden skull with golden luster, similar to the head of the penguin group, and it is still constant. Flashing.
Click on the skull profile picture, it is a software similar to the penguin chat group, and opened the group profile.
"Warmly welcome all villains from different dimensions and different worlds, BOOS, to join this group. This group upholds the concept of fairness, openness, and justice, unites the villains of all worlds, and builds prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, In a harmonious world of equality, justice, rule of law, love for the group, dedication, integrity, and friendliness, the final interpretation right of this group belongs to the master of the group."
"System, are you sure that this is not the slogan of the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China? And the name of your group is called the Dimensional Villain Transformation Group, right?"
For this loyal-kun-loving party system, Xia Tian expresses 120,000 points of respect, but the names of this group are properly malicious for the villains, right? Didn't you deceive consumers by doing this?
"Di, Host, the group profile is the publicity need of this chat group, and every invitation letter also contains the group profile of this group. Otherwise, under the banner of transforming the villain BOOS, how could they take the initiative to join?"
It's really scary! Is this system perfect? Have you learned how to enforce fishing law?
Looking at the group members, there was only one golden "villain change master (group leader)" hanging high on the list, alone, helpless, and extremely desolate.
Click on the avatar of the group leader, tools, shopping malls, national K songs, videos... Some series of icons are available, but only tools are lit on the icons, and the others are all gray.
"System, is it only possible to open and use the icon that is on?"
"Yes, Host, other icons, you need to upgrade the chat group to gradually open the right to use, chat group to level 1 requires 5 group members, chat group to level 2 requires 10 group members, after each level, so The required group membership doubles."
"Well."
Xia Tian nodded thoughtfully, then turned on the tool button, and a whip icon and an obliteration icon gleamed brightly.
"The whip of punishment, drawn on the body of the villain BOOS can cause soul burns. It can be used to punish the villain BOOS of low-level and lower level. Every minute of use, it costs 10 dimensional consumption points. Host has dimensional consumption points: 0. "
"The obliteration of the group owner, the group owner can use this function to obliterate the irresponsible villain BOOS, including life, soul, and all the information he left in the world. Obliterating the zero-tier villain requires 1,000 dimensional consumption points, obliterating one The second-order villain BOOS needs to consume 10,000 dimensional consumption points..."
"Hey, as expected, the introduction of the system is phishing law enforcement. Where is this chat group? It's obviously a prison, okay? No, I'm afraid it's even more terrifying than a prison! But this erasure is expensive, and it takes a lot of money to eradicate a Tier 6 powerhouse. With 1 billion dimensional consumption points, there really is the style of the Penguin Group, and there is no money to transform the Fuck next door! There is a sense of sight of carrying horses and vines with you, is it an illusion?"
"Dip, this chat group never phishes law enforcement. Every time the host transforms a villain BOOS, it will get a large number of dimensional consumption points. The villain BOOS that has been transformed will become an official member of this group and enjoy great rights and interests, and The group profile is almost exactly the same."
"I want to know, for those villain BOOS who join this group, to what extent do they need to be transformed to be successful? Isn't it the kind of level that can help the old lady who fell on the ground regardless of loss?"
"There is no need to transform the villain into the Virgin Mary, as long as they can change their ending, the greater the degree of change, the more dimensional consumption points the Host will obtain, and the degree of transformation depends entirely on the Host's preferences!"
"This is not bad."
Xia Tian is not a saint either, he knows that he can't make the six roots clean, let alone those villains BOOS? If he were to turn the villain BOOS into a deaf ear, Isshin only made Lei Feng a good person, he couldn't do it even if he was exhausted. Which villain BOOS has no temper? Half of the words "Skills can be killed and cannot be insulted" are spoken from the villains in the TV series. It can be seen that what the villains do is supported by a machine's firm belief!
"Dip, Host is already familiar with the operation of this group, and the system will issue a dimensional invitation letter!"
"Dip, Host uses the dimension villain to transform the group for the first time. The invitation to the group members this time is a mandatory invitation."
"Di, dominate the world and join this chat group, let's say hello to everyone..."
"Di, the truth~ There is only one to join this chat group, let's say hello to everyone..."
"Di, my daughter, Makoto, join this chat group and say hello to everyone..."
"Di, I was right to join this chat group and say hello to everyone..."
"Dip, do you like the fall of the night? Join this chat group and say hello to everyone..."
A series of system prompts followed, and there were five more avatars in the column of originally shabby group members.
"Xiong Ba Tianxia" (real name Xiong Ba, from the "Feng Yun" world, human race, strength: first-order low-level) PS: The profile in parentheses is only visible to the group owner.
"There is only one truth~face" (real name Edogawa Conan, also known as Kudo Shinichi, human race, from the world of "Detective Conan", strength: non-influence) PS: The profile in parentheses is only visible to the group owner.
"My daughter is so hot and cute" (real name Akizuki Kozo, from the world of "Ghost Father", human race, strength: not influential)
"I'm right" (real name Uchiha Madara, from the world of "Hokage Ninja", human race, strength: second-tier elementary)
"Do you like the fall under the night?" (Real name Lina Li, used to be Amano Yuma, from "High School DxD", fallen angel family, strength: first-order low-level)
PS: The new book is online, there are various requests, those with flowers ask for flowers, those with evaluation votes ask for 5 points evaluation, and those who have nothing ask for collection. Sincerely, homemade Fat House Happy Water Recipe: Freshly squeezed orange juice, add two slices of lemon, and add zero degree Sprite, cool people can pass out! .
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