When I watched "Journey to the West" in the past, Xia Tian felt that this Bodhi was a funny comparison, but he didn't expect it to be so funny!

He looked at Bodhi Patriarch with a weird expression: "I know what you said, but now I am here! Tang Sanzang will not be born in Wuyue Mountain! Do you understand?"

"What? Are you..."

The ancestor Bodhi looked at the large and small plates of fresh meat on the table in horror, and suddenly burst into tears: "Brother Sanzang, I didn't expect you to die so miserably, you turned into a dish of evildoers, oh oh oh... "

At the beginning, Xia Tian hadn't heard it too clearly, after all, this old boy's reaction was too sudden! But seeing Qiangwei put down his chopsticks, and her eyebrows frowned slightly, he finally understood, and there was a slight discomfort in his stomach.

The black thunder turned into a whip in an instant, about the third-order intermediate level, and now Xia Tian does not want to kill the Bodhi ancestor. After all, this goods may have seventy-two changes of earth evil, thirty-six changes of Tiangang, and even nine revolutions of Xuan. Gong this immortal cultivation-method!

However, if I say this kind of unappetizing remarks during the meal, I am absolutely sorry for my conscience if I don't smoke you.

Xia Tian kicked the ancestor of Bodhi directly, the thunder whip in his hand, facing the ancestor of Bodhi mercilessly, he drew it over!

"Ah, don't fight, don't fight, you will kill you if you fight again! Ah!"

"Don't beat you? Laozi won't be able to think about it today! Cannibalism? Is Laozi the kind of low force? Laozi eats dragon, liver and phoenix! The worst is the beef stew hot pot tonight, which is made with the Bull Demon King Made of meat! Cannibalism! I make you cannibalism!"

The lashes and screams converge into an elegy to the soul! Continuously!

Five minutes later, Xia Tian closed her hand, and the evil spirit in her heart was almost out!

But the ancestor Bodhi was more miserable. His nose and face were swollen, and he lay on the ground with scars and twitched, muttering in a faint voice, "I, I'm not all, I have already apologized, why, hit me, woo..."

She cried with tears, even the cruel Bai Jingjing turned her head away, and couldn't bear to see the tragic situation of Bodhi Patriarch! This big guy is really irritable, he must pay for his smile! Eat more meat and talk less later!

She couldn't help drooling when she thought that the meat on this table belonged to the big boss of the Bull Demon King!

Finally, Spring 30 Niang came over with the cut black dragon meat and two sets of bowls and chopsticks. Although she was surprised at the tragic situation of the ancestor Bodhi, she was very clever and did not speak, and sat obediently in her place.

"Old Grape, go wash and eat, dare to say a word, Laozi beat you to death today!"

"Oh!"

The ancestor of Bodhi got up from the ground in an instant, and rushed to the bathroom in a fast pace. After groping for a long time, but still could not use modern guards, he could only wash himself up and down with water spirit spells, and then changed a set. Clean clothes, return to their place in a proper manner!

However, the eyes looking at Xia Tian still have a bit of resentment, isn't it just a misunderstanding? Why do you beat me so miserably? Why bother?

Xia Tian’s attention is no longer on the Bodhi ancestor, but at Bai Jingjing. Although Xia Tian doesn’t look down on the bone spirit, there is indeed a red line between the grandson monkey and the bone spirit, even if it is cut off. It is not impossible to reconnect it.

Hire a thug, bag a girlfriend! Just ask if your dick is heartbeat! And in this way, it is a double insurance. You can give a sweet jujube with a stick, and it will not be difficult to abduct it to the world of "Super Seminary" in the future!

"Ahem, I was impolite just now. I just couldn't help myself when I heard Grape's words, but I didn't do anything cruel! I just said that Tang Sanzang would not be born because his father is dead!"

That's right, the poor second master was cut off by a sword when he was ambushing Spring Thirty Niang! The one who died is called a miserable one!

"Miss Bai, you don’t have to keep staring at Supreme Treasure. Although he is not Monkey King, he is indeed the reincarnation of Monkey King, and there was a fate between you. It’s a pity that the red ropes of the two of you have been The Buddha used the god-tier to cut off..."

Ever since, a lively history teaching class started in this house. Xia Tian was full of voices, mellow and frustrated, and eloquent. Several people who ate melons were ecstatic. In short, after listening to this secret, monsters, gods, All the mortals' eyes widened. The world is so dark. Mom, I want to go home.

a long time

The Bodhi ancestor broke out a swear word: "Te Niang, this Buddhist senior is too dark, right?"

The look in Zhi Zun Bao's eyes became full of sympathy.

He deserves to be a good old man Bodhi Patriarch. Although his strength is a bit scumbag in this world, his character is still alive! No wonder and Sun Monkey have been full of affection for several consecutive lives.

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In other words, people like the hero, the son of destiny. In addition to beautiful women, friends are also indispensable!

For example, Tian Boguang is to Linghu Chong, Ximen Chuxue is to Lu Xiaofeng...

"Are you really that dead monkey?" Bai Jingjing's eyes were already full of tears, and she looked like she was about to burst the embankment, and Supreme Treasure also had a complicated expression. He really had a heartbeat when he saw Bai Jingjing. feel!

So this is the destiny of heaven?

"Ahem."

Xia Tian interrupted a pair of obsessive men and women, dared to sprinkle dog food in front of this group leader, thinking too much, right?

"We will go to Pansi Cave in a while and use the Moonlight Treasure Box to travel 500 years ago, and let the Supreme Treasure become Monkey King!"

.... ....... ...

"Yes, it's time to find revenge for those dead bald donkeys!" At this point, Bodhi Patriarch once again saw other people's weird eyes and touched his head subconsciously. "Pan Dao, this is natural hair loss, not Shaved dead bald donkey! Immeasurable Tianzun!"

"Well, it's no big deal. I think this shape is very suitable for you. By the way, grapes, do you have any Thirty-Six Changes in Tian Gang, Seventy-Two Changes in Earth Shakes, Nine-turn Profound Art and other cultivation techniques?"

Xia Tian finally revealed his true face, greeted Bodhi Patriarch like this, but it was all for these secrets, otherwise, who cares about this funny fairy?

Bodhi ancestor looked at Xia Tian in horror, "How do you know that I just stole these secrets from Taishang Lao -kun? Are you a devil?"

Damn, do you really have one? And it was just stolen! Although this setting is a bit strange! But it can also explain why the ancestors of Bodhi are so scumbag, it turns out that they have not yet cultivated home!

"Take it out for me to see!"

Bodhi was a little scared, just before Xia Tian beat him up, he had this expression, he knew that if he didn't give it to the other party, he was afraid that he would suffer a bad meal again!

"No problem, who is with whom!" I hurriedly turned out three cheat books and handed them directly to Xia Tian.

Xia Tian also copied a few copies with the system at the first time and uploaded them to the system. The shopping mall also has more practice methods of the immortal path, which should be made by the deduction ability of the system itself! It's really powerful!

PS: Happy New Year's Day! I was drunk today, I am afraid I can only update here! Feel sorry! Inch.

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