"Di, Time Chicken join this chat group and say hello to everyone..."
Li Mochou: "I just learned the Jiuyin Scriptures, and finally I can get to the water. New friends come out and have a photo."
Conan: "Time Chicken? What kind of chicken is that?"
Huoyun Cthulhu: "Looking at the name, I'm afraid it's not a serious chicken!"
...
The world of "Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes"
"Is this a penguin chat group? How could it appear in my mind? Is it a super virus invasion?
At this moment, Time Chicken, who just joined the villain's transformation group, is thinking about a philosophical question.
Where does this group come from? Why does this group appear in my mind? What can this group bring to me?
When he saw the group members chatting and commenting on him, anger suddenly surged in his heart. These Otherworld people were afraid that they had never died! Dare to tease yourself, the civil servant who controls time and space, I want you to look good!
Two chicken wings flexibly tapped on the keyboard of the time machine.
"Li Mochou 05, eh? No such person found? How could it be possible! I don't believe it!"
"Conan, Nani? There is no such person?"
"Fire Cloud Evil God..."
"Rocky..."
"Vegeta..."
...
"I don't believe it, how could there be none? Are they really people from other parallel universes? Do you want to tell Xiaojingang? It always feels like something big is going to happen!" Time Chicken was sitting in a narrow space with cold sweat.
Guy Li: "Couldn't the new friends who join the group speak? It's so pathetic!"
Black Emperor: "A chicken that can't speak? Is there something wrong with this transformation group?"
Time Chicken: "Your (lin) dad (bei) and my (o) surname are just like chickens! Juvenile (lian) Lang, I will tell (ga) you (li) (gong): you (lin) dad (bei) ) I (o) grew up in the grassland, when I was thirsty, I drank dew, and when I was hungry, I ate grasshoppers! Not all chickens are called time chickens!"
Hongsaka Zhuyin: "It has a taste of Fujian, can you speak Mandarin?"
Meow: "After reading the introduction of Time Machine, I always feel that the quality of this free-range chicken should be very good, and its strength should be a low-level one, it should not be an ordinary chicken!"
Seeing this, Xia Tian felt that his brain was a little confused, and this time he brought a chicken that almost destroyed the world due to a work error! And the big movie "Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes" is a wonderful universe of multi-element, multi-dimensional integration.
Speaking of the combat power of that world, it was a bit chaotic and speechless. The spit energy in the first male protagonist ran away, destroying the entire earth! The fighting power exploded, right? Then the four gods in the second part can be killed by snipers! Are you sure you are not playing with me? Moreover, he has always existed like a commander. Apart from immortality, he has not shown much strength. It feels worse than the world of "Super Seminary"!
However, the Scepter of Creation is indeed a good thing of Tier 5 high-level, but the monsters that are transformed have a fighting power of Tier 4 low-level at most.
What a weird world.
The host of the group: "Don't underestimate this time chicken, he is a dangerous man who has destroyed the world!"
Xiong Ba: "A first-tier low-level chicken? Destroyed the world? Lord of the group, it's not that I don't believe you. Isn't this too illusory?"
Time Chicken: "It's impossible! I'm an assistant to the space-time manager. Although I have a lot of work and no commission, I work overtime on vacation. The mortgage is not paid off, so I buy the insurance myself. But fortunately, I don't have to pay parking fees because I don't have to pay for it. Can't afford a car! So how can I destroy the world!"
The host of the group: "Because you are the assistant of the space-time manager, you have the opportunity to destroy the world! Have you been secretly using the space-time machine to change the fate of the characters indiscriminately, and you will never get tired of it? Although you will change back later, your personality is real It's too bad!"
"How is it possible?" Time Chicken looked at Xia Tian's words in horror. What he did so secretly was discovered by a person from another time and space. If it was spread out, it would not be a simple deduction of wages, I am afraid it will be paid back. Have to lose money!
How to do? I need to bribe this terrible leader!
Time Chicken soon calmed down, as to destroy the world! How can one's own salary matter?
"Bang bang bang! Time chicken, are you at home? I'm so bored to come and play with you!"
"Are you a river god? Then come in!"
The river god with squinting eyes slowly entered the narrow space of time. "People nowadays basically know my story. Every day there are countless people lining up to throw an axe into the river. I am too busy at work. I really want to travel. Time Chicken, how about sending me to other time and space? I will give you a golden axe!"
Time Chicken: "Do you want to travel on business? Yes, no problem! Be a brother, have this life, but not the next life. I won't help you, who will help you. You stay there, don't resist!"
Time flies quickly to find a rope and tie the river god firmly: "Remember not to resist, I will send you to other worlds immediately!"
"Di, Time Chicken sent a private chat red envelope, do you open it!"
This iron rooster will give me red envelopes? Is it the creation scepter? Of course he is just being yelling, the time chicken is so poor, can there be good things? But still opened the red envelope.
"Yeah, young fellow from Otherworld, what you lost is, uh, no, you didn't lose anything, professional habits, where is this place? Can you help me untie the rope?"
"Snapped"
Xia Tian patted his forehead heavily, what kind of situation is this so special? Why did Time Chicken send me such a second item? And looking at this bundled art, the ghost knows what they were doing before they were one god and one chicken? Is it such a heavy taste?
"Boom!"
Knocked out the river god, Xia Tian re-entered the group chat.
The host of the group "@时间鸡, what do you send me a second force? Is it a waste of my family's food?"
Time Chicken: "Daddy, that's the river god, you can try to strengthen some equipment or something, and get a fish tank to raise it! Just hide it for me and I will change the fate of the character, please, that's it!"
The transaction, such a blatant PY transaction, happened under the witness of all the members!
Xia Tian listened to the words of Time Chicken, and was also very moved! If the equipment can be strengthened, it will be developed. But if you just change the items into two types of gold and silver, it can be considered acceptable! Now the profiteer in the group, Guy Li’s smashed equipment is getting more and more expensive. Without gold, how to form the Golden Saint Seiya group? That was my childhood dream!
One hand picked up the unconscious river god, Xia Tian walked to the front of the ecological fish tank, first drove the thunder seed into the soul of the river god, and then threw the goods "crash" into the fish tank! .
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