Time Chicken: "Help, father of the group, it's a big deal! My free-range chicken will be killed if I don't come again!"
puff
Spouting a sip of happy water from the fat house, watching the time chicken crying and grabbing the ground, could something really happen to this guy? Maybe there are villains in other worlds who want to eat chicken?
Lord of the group: "Wait for me, I will be there soon!"
A boundary-breaking talisman appeared in Xia Tian's hands instantly, and left without hesitation.
"Well, it really is the father of the group leader, have you come to save me?"
Xia Tian just saw a dark shadow, and threw over directly, keeping his thigh.
"Are you a time chicken? Have you got plastic surgery?"
After confirming it for a long time, Xia Tian realized that this feces yellow bird is indeed a time chicken. After all, the scar on the left eye, the comb on the top of the head, and the sip of Fujian Mandarin cannot be wrong! But the hair on the whole body has turned yellow feces, and there are three legs.
"I took the Golden Crow Bloodline, and it feels surprisingly good!"
"Wait, didn't you say you were going to die?"
Xia Tian finally noticed the point.
In his imagination, shouldn't the time chicken have been plucked out of its feathers by now and just wait for it to be cooked! How can you drink coffee so leisurely?
The modern version of the wolf is coming? Or is this chicken swollen and joking about itself?
Xia Tian's expression became more and more serious, Time Chicken seemed to feel the cold and shivered.
Looking up, he saw Xia Tian's murderous gaze, he knew that if he didn't say three, four, five, six, he would probably be stewed into a pot of chicken soup, the amount was wrong, it was three-legged golden black soup!
"look here."
Time Chicken loosened the wings that hugged Xia Tian's legs, and pointed to the screen on the space-time machine: It was just a young man with a hairy head on top.
"It's him, the spit energy in the memory copy exploded, blowing up the hero of the earth! It can't be wrong, that unique cross-star dull hair, look like a dick, even if it will die and turn to ashes, I will recognize it!"
Hmm, Xia Tian nodded, it is indeed the actor in the "Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes". It is very tragic. From the beginning to the end of the movie, the name of the actor has never appeared! I'm afraid it's the lowest-key actor, right?
In the late stage of the second illness, Isshin was quite a hero, but miraculously became a hero, or a demon king, in short, it fits the setting of this funny world.
However, with just a male protagonist, you are crying for help in the group! Too bad, right? This kind of weak scum, time chicken, you quit the group!
"Crack."
The door of Shizhishama was opened, and Time Chicken shuddered, "How is it possible! I haven't spoken yet, how did you find this place? Is this the heaven's arrangement?"
Time Chicken's expression is solemn and pious, but his whole body is trembling, wanting to make people beat him out!
"Gu." The nameless male protagonist glanced at Time Chicken, and then glanced at Xia Tian.
"Yaoshou, is this guy a rooster or a three-legged golden crow? What about this look? Is it the result of cross breeding?"
Xia Tian felt the dull hair on the top of his head, and when he complained, he absorbed a lot of unknown energy, but this complaint is close to the truth of the facts, to be reasonable, the form of Time Chicken is indeed the result of genetic hybridization! Nothing wrong!
"Well, this gentleman, was there anything in the narrow space when you came?"
"Oh, it turned out to be Tokasha, um, not bad! But where is Tokasha on earth?"
Sure enough, this protagonist is so funny! It's late, no help, wait for death!
"Oh, since you have already come, please come in, it is indeed the arrangement of fate! Don't talk, come with me!" Time Chicken ended the babble, and welcomed the unknown male protagonist in. When the time was narrow, the door was closed.
His wings are quickly operating on the time machine, and then he works harder, "Xiao (xiao) Nian (lian) Lang, I have already known your intentions, you must be an outstanding hero!"
A very weird time tunnel suddenly appeared on the unknown protagonist, and he was swept in in horror.
"Now, it's the bird's turn to shit, right? Is it that fly?" Time Chicken was murderous, his eyes sharply watching a fly flying in the air.
That is the king of birds that do not shit!
And the king of birds do not shit was also frightened by the eyes of the time chicken, cold sweat, almost peeing, what is this mysterious chicken? Why am I afraid?
Suddenly, the time chicken moved!
He knelt in front of Xia Tian in an instant, with a crying voice: "Daddy of the group leader, you see that he is the king who doesn't shit, I'm so scared..."
With a spirit of excitement all over, Xia Tian has mixed feelings in her heart!
He originally thought that Time Chicken has changed and become more responsible, but he didn't expect that this guy will be handsome for only three seconds! The murderous look before, really bluffed Xia Tian! What is this called? Want to suppress first?
Time Chicken cried miserably, snot and tears 0.....
It's disgusting!
"I'll give you a task now, if you can't finish it, I will kill you!"
Xia Tian still couldn't hold back, there is such a useless villain in the villain group, it is simply an insult to this group owner!
"Erase, obliterate?"
Time chicken shook like chaff, a little urine stain, and flowed down his third paw.
"Di, the group owner has issued a villain transformation mission. Without destroying the time machine, he will kill the King of Birds and Shit with his own hands. Mission reward: 5000-dimensional consumption points; if you refuse to accept or fail the mission, you will directly obliterate it!"
"Papa, you are my real father, how can you do this?"
"I don't have a useless son like yours. You have another BB, and I will kill you now! The one who is so soulless!"
"Woo, you still don't love me anymore, it seems that I am going to strengthen myself!"
Time Chicken stood up and looked firmly at the fly in mid-air (The Bird Doesn't Shit King): "It's been a long time since I met an opponent like you who is worth my shot! Drink!"
The flapping wings, like a shit-yellow light, directly pounced on the lord of the bird who did not shit in mid-air.
What's happening here? Aren’t you two fighting each other? Why did you shoot me suddenly? Had you been acting just now?
What a fast speed! What a despicable routine!
When the bird does not shit the king reacted, he was directly held in his mouth by the time chicken!
"Wow!"
A pinch of golden flames spouted from the mouth of Time Chicken.
"Ah! You despicable bastards, I won't let you off if I'm a ghost!" This is the last words of the King Bird before it turns to ashes!
"I have defeated the mighty Bird-no-Shit King?" Time Chicken was so dazed that he couldn't believe it all.
"Well, you are dead, the birds don't make scum!"
"Oh, did you see it? Father! I did it..."
With this weird and familiar style of painting, isn't Time Chicken going crazy, right? Flash people, flash people, mental retardation may be contagious!
PS: There is one more before one point! .
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