Super Doctor of the Universe
Chapter 361 Humor Meter
"Hi, hello, I'm Missy Cooper, Mr. Link's personal assistant!" The visitor introduced himself gracefully.
"Hi!" Leonard greeted with a silly smile, his eyes fixed on the beautiful woman in front of him.
"Howard Wonovitz, nice to meet you." Howard took advantage of the opportunity, stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and held Missy's hand.
Missy exerted a little force but did not pull her hand away, and immediately said with a smile: "I have seen your information before, Howard, and I heard that you are still living with your mother."
Howard's face froze, Missy took the opportunity to retract her hand, glanced around the room, walked in and said to Sheldon: "Why don't you say hello to me when you see me? We have known each other for twenty years! "
"Why did you come to Pasadena?" Sheldon looked a little impatient.
"It's been more than a year since I came to Pasadena." Missy couldn't help but sigh. Her twin brother has been like this since he was a child. He really doesn't know how he grew up so big:
"After I graduated from high school, George arranged for me to come to Los Angeles to take an assistant training course. Later, Link, his original life assistant, was going to return to his hometown to get married.
On the night of the bride-to-be’s final bachelorette party, Link promised me to replace the bride-to-be as his life assistant. It has been more than a month now. "
At this point, Missy looked Sheldon up and down: "Shelley, we are going to a party soon, why are you still wearing this outfit?"
"This is my favorite outfit, just to win the award for the most popular guest." Sheldon looked smug.
"Really?" Missy said with a look of watching a good show: "I heard that George Lucas will also come to the party, and there will be many Hollywood stars. I guess it will be a little difficult to get the grand prize you want. "
"What!" Sheldon jumped up immediately: "You mean George Lucas!"
As a Star Wars fan, when he heard that George Lucas was going to attend, Sheldon could no longer remain calm. After thinking for a moment, he immediately ran back to the room to change clothes.
After Sheldon left, Missy showed a victorious expression. As a twin sister, she was very good at dealing with Sheldon.
During the waiting period, the three Leonards also surrounded Missy and began to pay attention to them, but Missy dealt with them skillfully.
After a brief contact, Missy probably figured out the personalities of several people. Howard was extremely vulgar, but he only had a thief's heart but no courage!
Rajesh couldn't even say a word. Only Leonard was relatively normal, but he was a bit short. And judging from his behavior when talking to him, even if he was not a virgin, he probably didn't have a few experiences, so he felt... Like his elder brother, he is an orphan.
…
In the extended Lincoln, the car in front is driven by the driver. Although Sheldon argued hard to sit in the passenger seat, he was obviously no match for Missy and was eventually pulled into the back seat.
After finally looking away from Missy, Leonard first said to Sheldon: "Sheldon, how do you know Missy?"
Before Sheldon could speak, Missy took the lead and said, "His head was under my crotch for nine months."
"..."
Leonard and the other three looked confused, but Sheldon said, "She is my twin sister. She thinks she talks very funny, but I don't think so."
"It's because you can't measure humor, Shelly."
"How does one measure humor." Sheldon was always straightforward: "Humor meter?"
"Oh!" Missy made a helpless expression. Leonard and the other three felt the same way. Howard took the opportunity to say, "I think you are very humorous. It's like saying 'you're so funny' in French."
"Okay." As a beautiful girl, Missy had already seen the intentions of the three people, but she had no interest in them at all, so she could only change the topic.
"...Anyway, when I was eight years old, Sheldon's point-and-shoot oven was converted into a high-energy furnace."
"Haha, such a classic thing, it does look like Sheldon did it!"
Sheldon, who was next to him, was obviously not very happy: "I want to make a home integrated circuit, and I need something that can melt the semiconductor ceramic substrate."
Looking at Sheldon's expression, Missy found it even more interesting: "He wanted to make an armed robot to drive me out of his room."
"I wouldn't do this if you hadn't been barging into my room randomly."
Leonard and Missy had a great time chatting about Sheldon's embarrassing stories, not only because Missy is a beauty, but also because they were able to hear about Sheldon's dark history.
At this time, they had only known Sheldon for a few months, and they were naturally intolerable to Sheldon's temper. Therefore, teasing Sheldon and seeing how angry he looked was something they liked to do on a daily basis.
The party was held at Link's manor on the outskirts of the city. After arriving at the place, Missy got off the bus first, and Leonard said to Sheldon: "Sheldon, haven't you noticed that your sister is irresistibly charming?"
"He does have a well-proportioned and low-fat figure that is favored by the West." Sheldon thought for a moment and said, "Otherwise, Link wouldn't be able to pick up my sister. However, it is worth noting that in history, , Fat women symbolize beauty, because their waists symbolize wealth.”
"Shit! You mean she is Link's girlfriend?" Leonard and the other two were a little disappointed.
"She is not a girlfriend, but a female who is close to Link." Sheldon said, "As far as I know, those beautiful females cannot escape Link's pursuit, whether in high school or college.
But in most cases, after Link captures a female, he will not stay with her for too long, maybe Peggy is an exception.
And Missy seems to have a good relationship with Peggy. Maybe because of this, Missy, who has not even finished college, has the opportunity to get the position of Link's assistant."
"Okay!" Leonard's interest suddenly dropped a lot at this time, but the four of them still got off the car and followed Missy to meet Link and Peggy.
"Hi, Sheldon, Leonard!"
"Hi, Link, Peggy!"
"You must be Howard Wonowitz, right?" Link looked at Howard and the others and said with a smile, "Are you Rajesh Kuslapali? I'm Link Bennett, and like you, I'm a good friend of Sheldon and Leonard. Nice to meet you."
"Me too, Link, and this is Peggy who won the Fields Medal with you."
After seeing Peggy, Howard's eyes lit up as well, but after the conversation just now, he finally restrained himself a little, and didn't hold Missy's hand tightly like he did before.
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