Super Extreme Mission System

"Yi Zhou, I just like the feeling of sitting behind your bicycle. It's so warm and romantic!" Luo Xiaoyu happily hugged Jiang Yizhou's waist and said.

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"Jiang Yizhou, stop pestering me. I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on the back of a bicycle!" Luo Xiaoyu held Gao Fushuai's arm and said coldly to Jiang Yizhou.

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"Bah! Doggy couple!"

Spitting out a mouthful of bloody spit, Jiang Yizhou looked at the BMW as it drove away, trying hard not to let the tears of betrayal mixed with physical grievances and suppressed feelings from the sixth sense flow down. Seeing his big-headed ghost.

When you feel sad, stand on your head, so as not to let the tears flow down. At this time, the devil has the heart to imitate that handsome guy to play handstand!

Six months ago, Jiang Yizhou, who had just graduated from college, was lucky enough to catch up with his college sweetheart Luo Xiaoyu. At that time, Luo Xiaoyu was sitting on the back of his bicycle and happily told him her heart.

A few minutes ago, the same Luo Xiaoyu, holding the arm of a rich and handsome man, stepped out of the latest BMW 8 Series convertible sports car, and without looking at him, he dropped the famous saying "I'd rather cry in a BMW".

, parted ways with Jiang Yizhou.

Let's part ways. Jiang Yizhou was also taught a hard lesson by the rich and handsome man's minions, which made Jiang Yizhou have the urge to hold the explosive bag and die together with the couple.

"Luo Xiaoyu, and that adulterer, huh, just wait, Mr. Jiang and I, even if I can't afford to drive a Maserati to beat you, I will still drive a Dongfeng to fight you hard, we'll see! Bah.

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Putting aside his immense grief and indignation for the time being, Jiang Yizhou straightened his clothes and walked home. This life has to be lived, right? Even if there is a strong east wind, you have to save money step by step to buy it, right?

"Go home. At least Teacher Aoi will not leave me. At least Teacher Ozawa will make me happy!" Jiang Yizhou sighed.

Don't worry about your parents seeing your majestic appearance and causing unnecessary trouble when you get home, because a month ago, your parents found a "baby mother" and a "baby daddy" for him respectively.

People get divorced peacefully and all go abroad.

As for living overseas with his parents, Jiang Yizhou disagreed. His original words were, "Well, I was born as a Chinese and die as a Chinese soul. Don't let me go. When it comes to foreign countries, I

I just think of the smell of the grilled mutton kebabs. If I don’t go away, let me spend the rest of my life here..."

With reluctance to leave her son, five days after her father left the country, her mother also walked towards the plane that would bring her happiness for the rest of her life. When Jiang Yizhou watched the plane take off, he suddenly felt sour in his heart, "There is only one person in the world."

Hello, mother, a mother’s child is like a treasure…”.

After my parents left, I always felt that with Luo Xiaoyu by my side, I would not be too lonely, but now...

"Jiang Shao Jiang Shao!"

Jiang Yizhou, who had just reached the edge of the small market, was stopped by a skinny young man wearing black leather clothes.

"Oh, 'Wild Boar', what's up? Is something wrong?" Jiang Yizhou asked casually, not hiding the scars on his face.

"Jiang... Mr. Jiang, I find that you look more manly with this smoky makeup... Hey, stop talking nonsense, we have genuine products, you know!" The young man known as the wild boar whispered.

"Come on, we agreed last time that it would be uncensored, but it turned out to be more solid than a fierce woman. I haven't asked you to return it yet!" Jiang Yizhou shook his fist at the 'wild boar'.

"Young Master Jiang, don't be impulsive. I am also a victim. This way, I guarantee you will have a good time this time. Come on..."

"I'm warning you, if you lie to me again, I will die together and eradicate this cancer for society!"

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Like a thief, Jiang Yizhou ran home with a few CDs in his pocket, closed the door, opened a can of beer, and drank a few gulps. Jiang Yizhou looked at his embarrassed self in the mirror and said to himself bitterly: "Jiang Yizhou,

You can do it! Bury your hatred deep in your heart, and when the flowers are blooming, you will find your place again!"

A gentleman is a man of modest means. He who is not a poisonous husband is not a husband. He dumped himself and then beat himself up. Of course he must take revenge, but not now. Now, there are more important things to do!

"Looking at that boy's expression, I guess the 'wild boar' didn't lie to me this time. I am his bread and butter! Do you recommend vomiting blood? Let me sacrifice myself and test this CD for my male compatriots.

The quality! Hehe, hehe, hehe..." Jiang Yizhou quickly adjusted his injured mind, touching his ear while staring at the several burned discs in his hand.

After a while, Jiang Yizhou felt dizzy, "This beer is so strong?!"

"There is a DVD of an erotic drama starring a second-rate artist from the island country. The content inside... There is no plot at all. I'm afraid it's not suitable for minors to watch, right?" A joking female voice sounded in Jiang Yizhou's ears.

"Hehe, of course, but I'm already an adult, island country? Hahaha, I like this introduction!"

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"Who?!" Jiang Yizhou looked at the computer. "It's so warm." No programs were open on the desktop.

"Then who said that just now? Damn it! Could it be that Mr. Aoi showed up? Hahahaha... It seems that drinking beer while reviewing CDs will really leave behind sequelae!"

Jiang Yizhou smiled bitterly, and then said to himself, "Teacher Aoi, when will your latest album be available? I've been chasing your movies!"

Slowly standing up and looking at a five- to six-inch portrait of the beauty from the "literary and art world" behind the computer desk, Mr. Aoi, Jiang Yizhou was "contemplating" in a very obscene way.

"A small poster depicting the famous female artist Aoi 'Sensei' from the island country. 'Sensei' Aoi is regarded as a goddess by countless 'literary lovers'! But it doesn't seem to be of much use, right?" It was the same female voice just now.

Jiang Yizhou shook his head vigorously, feeling a little dazed. He, nicknamed "Jiang Bold", finally felt a little hairy in his heart at this moment.

"Who is an outsider? Jiang Yizhou has never done anything harmful to nature. He has an eighty-year-old son and an eight-year-old son. Please show your respect..." Jiang Yizhou was a little confused. If this can be said at night, it will be okay.

No matter who is responsible for seeing a ghost in broad daylight, the old monk can't sit still, right?

silence.

Deathly silence.

Two minutes passed and there was still silence.

Jiang Yizhou is not stupid enough to think that it is just a hallucination. It is impossible that such auditory hallucinations will not occur after a few sips of beer. This is not a time-travel drama, and this is not a fantasy novel!

Thinking back on what had just happened, the great Jiang Yizhou only thought for ten seconds before making a bold move. He picked up a pack of "San Wu" bought the day before yesterday on the computer desk and looked at it intently.

(New book, please collect it and promote it. Brothers and sisters, whether a monk drinks alcohol or eats meat, or eats fast every day, it’s up to you!)