Super Game Empire

Yang Yongxin has been very proud recently. The hospital leaders approved the establishment of a psychological rehabilitation medical department, with him as the director of the Internet Addiction Treatment Center. All open procedures have been completed, and he can team up to collect Internet addiction patients at any time.

Lin Municipal Health Bureau did not do anything difficult. The drug approval document of the State Patent Administration is under review. Professor Yang's health column for Internet addiction quitting for more than a month. Every day, the young nurse on the hospital hotline answered the phone too much.

Frequently complaining about headaches, and come to take his outpatient account to arise in a constant stream, including all over the country. There are more than 30 families waiting for notifications. These are all heavy achievements!

However, as a noble doctor with ideals and morality, profit alone is absolutely not enough. He also needs to be famous and at least get a national online addiction treatment expert, Internet demon fighter, etc.

Early in the morning, Professor Yang walked into the hospital's computer room and inserted a floppy disk into an Internet-connected computer. He logged into the Cape Forum with his real name Yang Yongxin published an article "You are addicted to the Internet."

Are you sick? Please see 20 questions for Internet addiction tests”.

These are 20 questions he carefully prepared, such as "How many times have you found that you stayed online longer than you originally planned?", "Because of the existence of the Internet, how much is your work performance or productivity?

Is it affected?” and “When you get off the Internet, do you feel frustrated, depressed or neurotic, and those emotions will disappear once they return to the Internet?”.

These questions are basically related to Internet addiction, but there is no answer in the content of this post in the Cape Forum. Just post a URL at the end of the post, netizens clicked in. I found that this is "China Yang Yongxin Internet Addiction Ring".

The official website special examination interface of the Governance Center!

Each question has different single options, corresponding to different scores. "No or very little time + 1 point", "small part of time + 2 points", "quite much time + 3 points", "most or all

Time + 4 minutes”.

After answering 20 questions, each person has a specific score, and the page will give comments based on this score.

Many netizens made a choice with a curious attitude, and the final result was shocking.

Netizen "Norhuo 003" carefully answered the question, and the final score was 44 points. The comment was: "Due to the existence of the Internet, you are encountering various problems more and more frequently, and you should seriously consider it for you.

The full impact of life”.

The first reaction of Refuge 003 is, is this true? He also suffers from moderate Internet addiction?

He thought about it carefully and reviewed these questions again. In fact, he controlled very well on some options. Although he loved the Internet, he was not addicted. As an adult, he had enough stopping power.

After a closer inspection, he finally discovered an interesting phenomenon. According to this scoring standard, his correct score should be 31 points. I don’t know what to do, but in the end he got a conclusion of 44 points!

So he refilmed the test paper with purpose and selected "no or very little time". After submitting it, the page had a conclusion of 44 points!

"Is he? Isn't this a lie?" Nihuo 003 cursed. He decided to test it again, and this time he chose "most or all the time". The score was 78 points, and the suggestions given by the webpage were

: "Your Internet usage is causing many serious problems in your life, and you need to solve them now!"

"What kind of bullshit test is a totally scam!" Neihuo 003 has been confirmed, all scoring criteria are fake. The minimum score for 20 questions is not 20 but 44, and the maximum score is not 80 but 78. This is still

Is it standard?

He started squirting on the Cape Forum on the spot. As a very qualified netizen, he rarely swears on the Internet, but he was played by a naked act today and was unhappy if he didn't squirt.

Once you press f5, there are not many replies, and a few netizens who didn’t think much about it at all responded.

"Oh my God, I actually got 50 points. No wonder my wife always complains that I only care about surfing the Internet and rarely communicate with her!"

"So this is because I'm addicted to online, and I got 44 points."

"It's easy to understand. I just came to the Cape Forum to take a meal. If I don't have an internet addiction, what's that?"

Dragging a few pieces of fire 003 down, and finally someone discovered the trick: "Don't be fooled! I know this person, a very famous Internet addiction treatment expert in Shandong Province, a doctor named Yang from a psychiatric hospital! He is taking us

When a mentally ill person is playing!"

Refuge 003 quickly replied, posting the lowest score of 44 points and the highest score of 78 points. After a while, another technical mate replied: "According to the html language of the page, I found that there were actually three results, ranging from 20-39 points

The conclusion is that the Internet users are strong, with 40-69 points are common symptoms of Internet addiction patients, and 70-100 points are serious addiction. Oh my god, is this guy mentally problematic? Hey, is this guy so inappropriate?

Page?”

The netizens behind finally discovered this problem. Finally, the netizens on the Cape Forum laughed at the post and quickly sank.

After completing the routine morning shift handover and rounds, Yang Yongxin took the time to come to the computer room at around 10 o'clock and logged into the Cape Forum. He saw that his post was sprayed with impotence, and he became a laughing stock. He was shocked.

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Sure enough, there was a problem with this page. The biggest problem was the scoring criteria. The public 1-4 scoring was a wrong setting. He quickly picked up the phone next to him and called his brother-in-law who designed the web page for him, and scolded him: "

Wang Chenxi, you idiot! You don’t even look at what your web page is doing? Delete the scoring criteria quickly!”

At around noon, the scoring standards were cancelled from the website, but this turned into a completely black box operation, and they were determined by themselves.

This was originally Yang Yongxin’s intention. Who would do this test and not come to the conclusion that “you are sick”. How could the patient be afraid?

They are engaged in the medical industry and have this unspoken rule. The community does free physical examinations for residents, and pharmacies take blood pressure for the elderly for free. Under the banner of free and shouts kind-hearted slogans. As long as you do the examination, you must be sick, otherwise

How can patients pay for medical treatment? How can they collect their expenses?

As a psychiatrist, he has a lot of research on psychology. Yang Yongxin's behavior was done on purpose, which is actually no different from normal market research and commercial activities in society. There is a trick in the way of inquiry, and the problem is not

It is representative, which leads to users who never go online to be diagnosed with mild Internet addiction. Isn’t this funny?

In the afternoon, Yang Yongxin looked at the Cape Forum again and found that his post had long been in full swing, so he had to change the venue again, go to the forums such as the groom to advertise himself to promote Internet addiction.

After get off work, Yang Yongxin packed up his things and was about to leave. The hospital leader suddenly pushed open the door and introduced him to a person behind him with a smile: "Doctor Yang, this is Screenwriter Liu from the Coastal TV Station and a talented man from our city. Tonight, everyone will go to Yanju Hotel to welcome Screenwriter Liu!”

The reporter Liu walked forward, held Yang Yongxin enthusiastically with both hands, and introduced himself in the local dialect: "I, the producer of the coastal TV program, Liu Mingying, very much agrees with Professor Yang's declaration of fighting Internet addiction, and specially returned to his hometown to visit!"

Yang Yongxin was flattered, hurriedly held him and said hello, and then went to the hotel with the dean.

Liu Mingying, a journalist, a local from Lin City, Shandong Province. He graduated from the School of Arts of Lin Normal University in 1985. In the same year, he was admitted to the master's degree in the Chinese Department of Shandong Normal University. After graduation, he worked for two years and was admitted to the Chinese Department of Beijing University.

Dr., now a TV program producer at Coastal TV Station, is really a very talented cultural worker.

At the banquet, both sides raised their glasses frequently, spoke freely, and talked quite speculatively.

Liu Mingying said: "After I graduated from Jingcheng University, I have been working in documentary production. After last year's documentary "When Games Become a New Career", I began to think deeply about what this documentary wanted to express.

Especially the analysis of the game studio, the current status of the new occupation that makes a living by playing games, I think of a more serious social problem, which is also a new problem that the whole world has to face. How to solve the problem of Internet dependence addiction

.”

Yang Yongxin said excitedly: "This is exactly the issue I am considering. We really thought of going together!"

The dean smiled and said, "Then you have to communicate more. Dr. Yang and Director Liu are authoritative figures in the news media. He has created more than 20 influential documentaries and special films, and has also written many medium-length chapters.

There are many academic monographs. If you want to treat Internet addiction, you have to learn more from Director Liu!”

Yang Yongxin immediately held up the wine glass and wanted to toast to Liu Mingying: "That's really like Director Liu's toast!"

Liu Mingying held Yang Yongxin's wine glass and smiled and said, "It's okay to drink this wine. It doesn't matter when you drink it. I also want to ask Dr. Yang for advice. We support each other. If there is no one who has more experience and who is more.

Authoritative statement. In terms of medical treatment, I, an outsider, cannot compare with Dr. Yang. Are you right?”

Everyone laughed and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Yang Yongxin took the opportunity to raise his own question: "So how do Director Liu want to buy it?"

Liu Mingying laughed: "If Dr. Yang agrees, I want to write a long documentary report to deeply analyze the relationship between teenagers and the Internet, and then shoot it into a special film and arrange it to be played on a coastal TV station. If the effect is good

, I can’t play it on CCTV with my relationship, it’s not impossible!”

When Yang Yongxin heard that he could still go to CCTV, he became even more excited: "When are you planning to start writing?"

Liu Mingying smiled and said, "The faster the better! I have thought of the title of the book, it is called "War Internet Addiction"!" (To be continued...)