Super Gene Hunting Ground

Chapter 382: Two mentally retarded

The chimpanzee roared and was about to rush over. It didn't care who Lan Xin was, life or death had nothing to do with it. ?шщЩ.suimEnG.1a

Yang Xiao hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the chimpanzee, and said:

"Hei King Kong, stop, that's my friend."

The chimpanzee abruptly withdrew its outstretched giant hand, glanced at Yang Xiao, and then said to the lion:

"Damn lion, let go of the humans in your hands."

Seeing Yang Xiao's relationship with the chimpanzee, Zhiruo and a few junior sisters were dumbfounded.

Even Ben Yin, Zhang Hai and the others were stunned.

Can the chimpanzees and lions in front of us speak? Also, Yang Xiao actually looks very familiar with chimpanzees? God, tell me, what the hell happened last night?

Everyone feels that their three views have been ruined.

Yang Xiao looked at Lan Xin being caught in the lion's hand, as long as the lion exerted a little force, Lan Xin would disappear.

"Brother Lion, put down the girl in your hand, let's talk."

Yang Xiao said to the lion.

The chimpanzee on the side immediately said:

"I'm your brother, it's a nasty lion."

Yang Xiao: "..."

What time is it? The chimpanzee still wants to add chaos!

The lion adjusted his breathing, calmed down slowly, and the wounds in his body were also slowly repairing themselves.

As a king-level monster of genetic evolution, it has a self-repair ability, which can repair non-fatal damage. Of course, this speed is not too fast, it is relatively slow.

The lion suddenly felt that he had caught Yang Xiao's pain point, and immediately laughed and said:

"Haha, human, what is there to talk about? I will crush her to death with one claw."

It can only be said that no matter whether it is a lion or an orangutan, although they have evolved to the king-level stage, their IQ is still not comparable to that of a human being. At this time, the lion is no more than the IQ of a child of a few years old, and it is impossible to consider the entire environment comprehensively and maturely.

Weighing the pros and cons of gains and losses, it just thinks that the person in its hands can make Yang Xiao stop attacking, catch Yang Xiao's pain point, and threaten Yang Xiao to vent his anger.

Yang Xiao said coldly:

"If you hurt my friend, I promise you'll die ugly today."

Yang Xiao and the gorilla can deal with the lion together, and now there are more masters such as Ben Yin, Zhang Hai, and Zhiruo. With so many people joining forces, if they really want to fight desperately, the lion will naturally die.

The lion was taken aback, and originally wanted to threaten Yang Xiao, but found that the threat didn't seem to have that much effect, at least it couldn't get away with it.

"You put down the girl in your hand, and I guarantee you to leave safely."

Yang Xiao continued.

The lion glanced at Yang Xiao, then at the chimpanzee, thought for a while, and suddenly said:

"I want half of the holy spring!"

"Hey, you annoying lion, don't even think about it!"

The chimpanzee shot back immediately.

"I want, I want half of the holy spring."

"Don't think about it, I won't give you a drop of spring water."

"Yes!"

"Don't think about it!"

 …

Yang Xiao felt that he had met two mentally retarded children. Monk Benyin and the others were both shocked and funny when they saw this scene.

The tense atmosphere at the scene suddenly eased a lot.

Yang Xiao coughed lightly and said:

"Shut up, both of you, and let me adjust it, okay."

The chimpanzee looked at Yang Xiao,

"Okay, you are my brother, I believe in you."

Lion said:

"You are not my brother, how can I believe you?"

Yang Xiao looked at the chimpanzee and asked:

"Am I your brother?"

When Yang Xiao asked this question, he felt as if he had eaten a fly in his heart. Nima used to dislike being the brother of the chimpanzee, but now he forced the chimpanzee to admit that he was its brother. Alas, the integrity was broken!

The chimpanzee patted his chest with his giant hand, and said loudly:

"Yang Xiao, my brother, hehe!"

After the chimpanzee transformed, his body doubled in size, and he was twenty meters tall. Standing beside him, Yang Xiao seemed too small.

"Can I trouble you two to make your body smaller first? I always have to raise my head to talk to you, and my neck can't stand it."

The chimpanzee glanced at the lion in the distance and said:

"Let's transform together, okay?"

The lion nodded in agreement.

In fact, this transformation technique has a time limit, even if Yang Xiao doesn't make this request now, they won't last long.

The chimpanzee and lion immediately shook their bodies and quickly returned to their previous sizes.

Monk Benyin and the others were stunned once again watching all this.

After the lion became smaller, the palm of his hand also became smaller, and it was not very convenient to hold Lan Xin again, so he grabbed Lan Xin's arm with one hand and held on.

Yang Xiao went on to say:

"Hei King Kong, you promised Ruo earlier that if I help you defeat the lion and take back the holy spring, you will give me half of the holy spring, right?"

"Of course, King Kong means what he says!"

As he spoke, the chimpanzee slapped his chest with his hand.

"Okay, then I helped you defeat the lion now, will you give me half of the holy spring?"

"Um!"

The chimpanzee nodded.

"Okay, since you gave me half of the holy spring, then I will give half of the holy spring you gave me to the lion, okay?"

chimpanzee:"......"

Is there such an operation?

The chimpanzee can't turn a corner for a while, and his head is not working!

The lion on the opposite side was very excited when he heard this.

The chimpanzee tilted his head and thought for a while, and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't find anything wrong, so he sighed helplessly and said:

"You are my brother, you have the final say."

"Okay, then I gave half of the holy spring to the lion now, lion, can you let my friend go?"

Hearing this, the lion immediately let go of Lan Xin's paw, laughed loudly and said:

"Okay, Yang Xiao, from now on, you are my brother."

Yang Xiao let out a "puchi" and looked at the lion opposite.

Nima, animals like to call each other so much now? Has genetic evolution changed the social cognition of animals?

Lan Xin narrowly escaped death, got rid of the lion's control, rushed to Yang Xiao, threw herself into Yang Xiao's arms, hugged Yang Xiao tightly, her body was still shaking.

Seeing it from a distance, Zhiruo felt a little inexplicably lost in her heart.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yang Xiao didn't want to hug or not. After hesitating for a moment, he gently hugged Lan Xin with both hands, reached out and patted Lan Xin on the shoulder, and said softly:

"Okay, it's okay, don't be afraid."

The excitement and tension in Lan Xin's heart slowly returned to calm, she let go of Yang Xiao's arms, and left Yang Xiao's embrace with a blushing face, saying in a low voice:

"Sorry for messing you up."

"It's actually not a bad thing."

"Um?"

"I have another lion brother, I should thank you."

"whee....."

Lan Xin smiled and wiped the tears off his face.

Yang Xiao suddenly felt that Lan Xin's cold and arrogant veil was lifted, and she turned out to be such a gentle woman with delicate feelings that were somewhat sentimental.

The chimpanzee was still brooding about Yang Xiao giving half of the holy spring to the lion.

What's even more puzzling is that the lion now also calls Yang Xiao a brother. If this continues, isn't he without an advantage?

The chimpanzee immediately said to the lion:

"Yang Xiao is my brother, not your brother."

"It's my brother."

"no,"

"that is,"

The two mentally handicapped children quarreled again.

Yang Xiao smiled wryly and said:

"You two shut up, let me tell you, you two are not only my brothers, you two are also brothers from now on."

"Impossible, I will never be brothers with an annoying lion."

said the chimpanzee angrily.

"I'm not a brother to a stupid orangutan either."

"Nasty Lion,"

"Stupid gorilla,"

As the two spoke, they began pointing their paws at each other.

Yang Xiao thought, if he didn't stop it, the fight would start again soon.

So he said:

"The chimpanzee is my brother, the lion is my brother, and you are both my brothers, so you two are brothers too."

When the orangutan and the lion heard this, they were immediately confused. They stretched out their paws to scratch their hair, and then looked at Yang Xiao together.

"Is there such an operation?"

(Four more finished)

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