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Howard and Sun Zhuo laughed so much that their abs were showing. Well, they were there. Sun Zhuo was having fun now. Seeing how happy everyone was, he thought of continuing to amuse everyone and asking the referee to expel a Spurs player.

This is what makes Sun Zhuo different from other superstars. He has both a competitive spirit to win games and a spirit of entertainment. Winning or losing is very important. Making the game beautiful and making the audience happy is equally important. That’s why he can become the All-Star vote king. , this season's All-Star voting has not yet started, but the final vote winner will undoubtedly be Sun Zhuo.

Duncan was ejected by Crawford for snickering on the bench, which was defined by David Stern as "a penalty that loses the referee's due judgment." In other words, everyone knows that Crawford's penalty is ridiculous. , he has now lost the judgment that a professional referee should have. Crawford himself knows it, but he can't control himself. He has already done this, and next, he may continue to do the same "losing Referee judgment” matter.

This opportunity comes only once in a lifetime. Soon, Crawford will be suspended for the entire season. It would be a pity not to seize this opportunity today and let Crawford, the "Magic's Best Sixth Man", expel another opponent. .

As for how to expel another Spurs player, Sun Zhuo already has a plan in mind.

Sun Zhuo remembered a video he had seen in his previous life. The video was called "Top Ten Funny Expulsions from the NBA". Naturally, the number one spot was Duncan's eviction for laughing that just happened. This is undisputed and no one can surpass it. .

In addition to this, there was also an expulsion scene that left Sun Zhuo fresh in his memory. He laughed for a long time when he saw it. This was the expulsion of Raptors player No. 24 Maurice Peterson. It was in the video. Ranked third, but in Sun Zhuo's view, he can definitely be ranked second, because the video ranked second is Magic McGrady kicked out with his feet and was ejected. McGrady was completely angry. Sun Zhuo didn't think this was the case. There's nothing ridiculous about it, and he deserves to be expelled, but this guy in third place really makes people laugh wildly.

The thing is like this, when the Raptors played a game with the Nets, Peterson and Carter were good friends. They had a good relationship when they were teammates in the Raptors. They often had fights. After Carter came to the Nets, he still had a relationship with Peterson. It is a relationship that can be fought or troubled.

On the day of the game, Peterson of the Raptors served a throw-in, and Carter stood in front of him to defend. Before serving the ball, Carter couldn't help but reach out and touch Peterson. A man touching a man is definitely not the kind of gentle touch, otherwise it would be too ambiguous. , so it seems that Carter is a bit stronger, and Peterson is used to playing with Carter. The two of them always push me and I will push you. If you touch me, I will touch you.

So, Peterson also reached out and touched Carter's face. This touch was so outrageous that the referee on duty thought Peterson was attacking Carter and ejected Peterson on the spot!

Carter teased Peterson, but the referee didn't see it. He only saw Peterson attacking Vince Carter.

Peterson jumped up in grievance on the spot, pointed his finger at Carter, and yelled at the referee: "He touched me first!"

To no avail, Peterson angrily took off his jersey and threw it away.

This reason for expulsion is as funny as Duncan's expulsion.

Sun Zhuo decided to use this trick to trick someone. Who should he trick? Sun Zhuo took a look at the Spurs players...

Soon, Sun Zhuo had the result: Manu Ginobili.

You look handsome, I’d better touch you...

At this moment, Manu Ginobili was flipping his long hair, not knowing what terrible and ridiculous things would happen to him next.

It took a while for the Spurs to accept the fact that Duncan, the team's core player, was ejected for laughing. In fact, they have not accepted it now. They just stopped. There is no way, the referee is so unreasonable. , but the game still has to go on.

"Trash referee." Ginobili held his waist with both hands and snorted softly, still complaining about his teammate Duncan, even if Duncan's presence would damage the thickness of his hair.

The game restarted. Sun Zhuo was a little nervous now. To be precise, he was excited. As a professional player, he would be excited if he was arranged to kill next. This kind of excitement is normal excitement. Nowadays, this kind of excitement has never been seen before. Pass.

"Hey, next I will ask the referee to expel a Spurs player." Sun Zhuo told Howard his plan in advance.

"Really?" Howard lowered his head in surprise. He had just wiped away the tears caused by laughter.

"Just wait and see the good show." Sun Zhuo said confidently.

This time, you only need to grasp one thing to trick people, that is, when Sun Zhuo provokes Ginobili, it must be when the referee cannot see it, and when Ginobili turns around to push him, the referee You must see that this requires a certain amount of prediction. Fortunately, predicting these things happens to be what Sun Zhuo is best at.

The Spurs attacked, and Sun Zhuo deliberately passed the ball to Ginobili out of bounds. Ginobili picked up the ball and served out of bounds.

Everyone on the court was staring at Ginobili, only Sun Zhuo was staring at Crawford.

"Turn your head, turn your head, turn your head..." Sun Zhuo prayed in his heart that the referee would look elsewhere.

At that moment, Crawford turned and looked away. Sun Zhuo immediately turned around and quickly reached out to touch Ginobili's handsome face.

"..." Ginobili was startled, what is this?

Ginobili often dived, and he was thinking about falling down, but seeing that the bald referee had his back turned to this side, Ginobili was so angry that he also reached out and pushed Sun Zhuo in the face. Everyone was In this way, if you push me, I will push you.

At exactly this time, Crawford turned his head and saw the scene of Ginobili "attacking" Sun Zhuo. Crawford, who had lost the referee's standard of judgment, expelled Ginobili on the spot!

"What?" Ginobili was stunned when he saw Crawford's ejection gesture. What did he do? I was just standing quietly on the sidelines serving the ball. It was Sun Zhuo who touched me first. What happened if I touched him back? Was he kicked out?

"FVCK!" Ginobili was furious. He had exactly the same reaction as Peterson of the Raptors. He pointed angrily at Sun Zhuo and said he was the one who made the move first. After the referee didn't listen, Ginobili was so angry that he couldn't shake his fist at anyone. Billy took off his jersey and threw it out.

Popovich was also furious and stopped arguing with the referee. He knew that the bald referee had lost his mind. He kicked himself off the field and walked forward to the locker room with his disciple.

"Hahaha...hahahaha..." Howard laughed wildly when he saw another Spurs player being expelled, and even the head coach left, for such a ridiculous reason.

It was unheard of. Before today, he couldn't even imagine such a game. He was expelled from the field just because he snickered on the bench or touched the opponent?

Howard walked towards Sun Zhuo, wishing he could kneel down on the spot and said with admiration: "Can I become your disciple? How did you do it?"

"Hand over the $10,000 first, and then we'll talk about apprenticeships." Sun Zhuo said with a smile, "Now that the Spurs don't have Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili, this opportunity is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. In the next game, the Spurs will No matter how you torture us, we don’t want to miss a great opportunity to win today.”

Howard smiled and said: "Haha, no problem, leave the rebounding and defense to me, you can score as much as you like, we are going to completely defeat the best team in the Western Conference today!"

Howard finally had the fighting spirit, and he also liked to play happily in this atmosphere. Without Duncan and Ginobili, he didn't have to feel any pressure. So, next, he almost dominated the penalty area, whether it was the Spurs' Whether inside or outside, any layup within his defensive range would be slapped down by Howard.

After Howard blocks an opponent's shot or gets a rebound, he can always find Sun Zhuo immediately and assist Sun Zhuo to score quickly.

Howard and Sun Zhuo used their talents to overwhelm the Spurs. In a game that was not expected, in the end, the Magic beat the Spurs by 25 points!

Naturally, the Magic were very happy to win, but the Spurs players would certainly not feel comfortable. In addition, Sun Zhuo and Popovich already had some friendship, and Popovich even refused to accept the payment he was offered to film "Inception."

After the game, Sun Zhuo came to the Spurs locker room anxiously to visit these poor people...

"How dare you come in!" Popovich immediately became furious as soon as he saw Sun Zhuo. Of course, his anger was not because of Sun Zhuo. Everyone hated the bald referee Crawford, who was just a bit like Sun Zhuo. Friendship was established, so Popovich dared to get angry at Sun Zhuo.

"Calm down, calm down... Actually, I sympathize with you too. I just wanted to express my friendliness to Manu Ginobili, so I touched him. Ginobili touched my face with a very light force. But the referee ejected him. I'm sorry. The reason why Tim Duncan was ejected is even more ridiculous. He was ejected just for laughing. What the hell is this! The ball hit the bald head. It's funny, I laughed too, and my teammates were laughing too!" Sun Zhuo looked like he shared the same hatred as the Spurs players.

After hearing this, Duncan also threw the towel in his hand on the ground: "Yes, it is very funny. Why don't you let me laugh?"

"Okay, Duncan, shut up. This guy Sun is responsible for all this. Don't you understand?" Popovich quickly scolded Duncan, then looked at Sun Zhuo and said, "After This summer, I got to know you better, so I know that all this today was your plan. Before the game, you deliberately said in front of Crawford that Duncan hated bald heads and that it was a piece of cake to hit the bald head with a basketball. What a hilarious thing that made Crawford even more disgusted with Duncan."

"It was Tim Duncan who said it was funny to hit a bald head with a basketball." Sun Zhuo clarified.

"It's not important." Popovich stretched out his hand to shut up Sun Zhuo and continued, "You knew Crawford was already targeting Duncan, so you did such a funny thing and then led Crawford to find Duncan. Trouble. Ginobili's ejection was even more your work. You deliberately made the referee think he was attacking you. That's what you did today. The salary for "Inception" was immediately transferred to my bank account. !immediately!"

"I've wanted to give you the money for a long time. It's great that you can accept it, but you can't blame all these things on me, even if I deliberately want to make Tim Duncan laugh or Ginobili touch me. , God knows the referee will directly expel them from the field!" Sun Zhuo was not a God, but he did know that this would be the result.

Duncan did not change his honest character and said: "Yeah, Sun never thought that things would become so serious. Everything was just the bald referee who was so ridiculous. I just smiled. How could I be expelled?"

"Okay, shut up, Duncan." Popovich didn't want to let the honest man talk anymore. He had already penetrated Sun Zhuo's mind, and he was not willing to let the culprit continue to confuse people here, so he quickly pushed Sun Zhuo out the door. Outside, "Get out quickly, don't be here anymore."

Sun Zhuo was pushed back and asked: "Coach Popovich, are you not angry anymore? It's really none of my business. Next time we go to San Antonio to play against each other, you won't target us. Bar?"

Popovich asked everyone: "Does anyone know what the maximum point difference is in an NBA game?"

Tony Parker immediately replied: "It's 68 points!"

Popovich pushed Sun Zhuo out of the locker room and said: "In the next game, we will win by 69 points."

"What?" Now it was Sun Zhuo's turn to be depressed...

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Afterwards, the penalty in this game caused great controversy in the league and on the Internet. David Stern also reprimanded Crawford for his negligence on the grounds of "losing the referee's ability to judge" and suspended Crawford for one game. season as punishment.

The Magic became a complete beneficiary, and Howard played his ideal happy basketball as a result. His relationship with Sun Zhuo was no longer so tense, and was even better than before.

On the training ground, the two also had more exchanges. Sun Zhuo was like coaxing a child to make Howard work harder on the training ground and in the game. Howard also liked to play like this. In the next two games, again Against the Chicago Bulls, he grabbed 18 rebounds. Against the Denver Nuggets, he blocked 4 of Anthony's shots.

As a result, the Magic have won three consecutive games, ranking third in the Eastern Conference behind the Detroit Pistons and Miami Heat. Sun Zhuo is still the top three most popular candidates for regular season MVP and leads the scoring. list, many people believe that if the Magic can maintain this trend of winning, Sun Zhuo will win the MVP this season.

With Howard also giving his best, as his experience and strength increase, and as his ability to control the basket increases, it is definitely not a fantasy for Sun Zhuo to defeat Nash.

How to keep Howard excited about playing and growing will be a problem, but for the time being, Sun Zhuo doesn't have to worry about Howard's enthusiasm for the game waning, because in the next game, the Magic's opponent is the Dallas Mavericks, and there is a player on the Mavericks who can The opponent who made the game interesting, Jason Terry.