Super Lolita Cultivation System
Chapter 5 Hello, Brother, Goodbye, Brother
Looking at the product instructions, Bruce Lee capsules are a fighting product that temporarily improves the body's reaction speed, jumping ability, striking strength, bone and muscle density and resistance to falls. It has a strong stimulation of the central nervous system. After taking it, the effect of the drug will overtake the nerves.
Over-excited, but the user loses too much energy at the same time and becomes very tired, which can induce sleepwalking in a coma.
Warm reminder: This product will excessively consume the energy in the user's body. The first hour after taking it is the energy storage period, and the user will be extremely hungry. It is recommended that the user take it in a restaurant.
Fortunately, after reading the instructions, Ning Yi didn't know when Brother Ba would come. He found the highest-energy military compressed biscuits from the supermarket, grabbed ten boxes, and then ate a Bruce Lee capsule. In less than five minutes, Ning Yi
I noticed the signal coming from my stomach.
After tearing open the package, Ning Yi had a biscuit in each hand and stuffed it into his mouth. Chewing suddenly became a hindrance. Ning Yi opened his mouth and swallowed it in two hasty bites. It doesn't matter if he choked. He continued to eat the biscuits that were stuck in his esophagus.
Press the biscuits down again.
One hour before and after, Ning Yi ate six and a half boxes and couldn't eat any more. However, the energy bar in front of Ning Yi was not full yet. It was only full by two, which was only two hours. After the one-hour storage period, Ning Yi couldn't eat anymore.
I'm hungry, looking at several boxes of compressed biscuits makes me feel like vomiting.
What should I do? Although it may cause a great burden on the stomach and intestines, if I can't solve the current threat of the underworld, I'm afraid I will have to hand over a lot of money in the future. And I even injured my younger brother in resistance. This will definitely not be a good thing.
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There was no other way. The perforated stomach had to be dealt with first. Ning Yi took another capsule. He was hungry again and continued to eat fiercely. The second time he ate, he was much slower. At the last moment, Ning Yi couldn't hold it in anymore and vomited after two mouthfuls.
One bite.
"You died before you left the battlefield. Dad, you are the first intelligent creature to use Bruce Lee capsules to support death. Xiao Lan will report your deeds to the company and let this record be passed down forever." Xiao Lanjiao looked a little pitiful and wanted to cry.
It didn't arouse Ning Yi's compassion. Only three words could express his mood at this moment: "Go to hell!"
"Xiao Lan will not die. Dad, if you die, Xiao Lan will still be there. Xiao Lan can be passed down from father to son to his grandchildren."
"Can I set my character when I upgrade? What kind of broken system is this! I want a gentle and cute little lolita. I want to return this and send it back to the factory for repair! I'll go!" Ning Yi's energy bar was full of 3. At this time, it passed
During the period of energy accumulation, he was full of strength. No matter how powerful he was, he could not block the mouth of this chattering system. Even if he blocked it, it would still be transmitted from the brain waves.
"Upgrading costs money, dad, you have to work hard." Xiao Lan ruthlessly broke Ning Yi's dream, with an angelic smile.
Ning Yi clenched his fist, "Brother Ba, I'm waiting for you. If you take Viagra tonight, see if I don't show off my power and kill you to a pulp! Ha!"
Unable to deal with that super annoying little system, Ning Yi directed all his depression at Brother Ba, who was coming to talk to him tonight.
The clock crossed 8 o'clock, and Ning Yi's medicine had taken effect for half an hour. His heart was bleeding, what a waste! The chattering Xiao Lan was still chattering, Ning Yi's hands were shaking, and Ning Yi, who was in urgent need of venting, faced the door.
I'm so desperate, Peat, this guy won't shrink, he's wasting so much money and time.
Just when Ning Yi was about to explode, a domineering ball with a tonnage of about 160 meters tall rolled towards Ning Yi's store, and came over. Look at that domineering face, whose facial features can't be seen clearly.
He exuded a temperament that kept strangers away from him, and Ning Yi saw him at a glance in the dark night.
There were two boys in front of him to clear the way, pushing away the people in front of him. Even if no one was blocking him, they would still run farther away and push. Behind him were a dozen gangsters, all holding baseball bats in their hands. It seemed that they were okay.
It was considered as a form of restraint, as I only intended to injure Ning Yi, not to kill him.
But Ning Yi obviously didn't intend to appreciate it. Just as Brother Ba walked across the door of Ning Yi's store exuding the air of a crab, Ning Yi, who had been waiting impatiently, rushed over and dragged Brother Ba in by his collar.
Supermarket door.
Ning Yi, who had turned off all surveillance, pressed the electronic lock on the supermarket door. The rolling shutter door slowly lowered, separating the inside and outside of the door. In the eyes of people who saw this scene, this was Brother Ba coming to educate the new merchants.
, praying silently for Ning Yi.
At this time, the younger brothers brought by Brother Ba could no longer describe their shock. Brother Ba and his friends were all stunned. Four hundred kilograms of meat were carried with one hand. They all had a feeling.
It feels like an illusion. This is so unscientific.
What a sharp contrast between Ning Yi's thin figure and Brother Ba's figure. At this moment, Ning Yi dragged Brother Ba to the ground with one hand. What a strong visual impact it was. Brother Ba and his friends were surprised.
A few seconds later, Ning Yi's fist, which was already ready to strike, had already hit Brother Ba's thick belly.
Boom, a dull sound, Brother Ba vomited out all last night's dinner. It sprayed in a fan shape, and Ning Yi accidentally got a few vegetable leaves on it. Ning Yi said angrily: "How dare you fight back and use biological creatures?"
Weapon." Poor Brother Ba was already vomiting before he could react. He was accused ruthlessly by Ning Yi and had no ability to refute. Ning Yi became more and more brave, and his sullenness in recent years seemed to have found an outlet.
"Brother Ba!" This fist woke up the gangsters who were watching the show. This was not a dream, it was real! Brother Ba was being carried and beaten.
The baseball bat was carried on the shoulder, and the more afraid they got in the fight, the more likely they were to lose. Even if Ning Yi was so brave now, the fighting elites brought over by Brother Ba were not afraid to turn around and leave.
"He's only one person, let's go together and save Brother Ba!" More than a dozen people came over with baseball bats, and with a sense of loyalty and a fighting spirit, they rushed over quickly.
Brother Ba, who had been punched twice by Ning Yi, had fallen into a semi-conscious state and lost the ability to fight. Ning Yi threw away Brother Ba, who was taking up a lot of space, and punched left and right among the sticks. Several sticks hit Ning Yi on the chest.
On his body, some of the baseball bats that seemed to be of good quality were cracked and some were broken. Ning Yi gritted his teeth and touched the injured area. Wasn't he extra careful? Why was it still so painful?
But in this situation, there was no time to feel the pain, and one person was beaten by more than a dozen people. Ning Yi's fighting skills were really not that good, and he only relied on brute force to fight randomly. Therefore, the consequence of being in a team fight was that one person who killed the enemy would receive four or five sticks.
After beating more than a dozen people to the ground, Ning Yi also received dozens of blows and rubbed the areas on his body that were hit. Ning Yi looked at the gangsters on the ground in front of him and expressed great satisfaction.
His strength has been enhanced. Basically, one punch can make people lose their ability to continue attacking. It took so long to defeat these gangsters with such powerful strength. It is really inefficient.
As a system that has been mocking him, Xiao Lan worked very hard to destroy the atmosphere. She interrupted Ning Yi's comments about her strength.
"Dad, your striking power is twenty times that of theirs. According to calculations, it only takes 10 minutes to defeat them. It has taken two hours now. The capsule manufacturer knows that your utilization rate is so low, dad. They must be very sad that their products are being used by you."
What a waste."
When it comes to bickering, Ning Yi and Xiao Lan are not players of the same level. Anyway, he is very satisfied with his results, and the two hours of venting are also very satisfying. Even the place where he was hit by the baseball bat still hurts too much.
The capsule time was running out. Ning Yi hurriedly took out the prepared rope, tied up the people and circled them several times. In order to prevent the rope from being cut, Ning Yi removed all sharp-angled objects, leaving behind
Soft wrapped cotton doll.
Then it was time to sleepwalk, and Ning Yi felt a heavy sense of fatigue. Before her consciousness completely disappeared, Ning Yi was afraid that Brother Ba's boar-like body had the power of a boar, so she directly used a copycat bone-setting physical therapy device.
Brother Ba underwent bone removal therapy on his limbs.
Goodbye, Brother Ba. From now on, Baqiu will probably be the only one left, and he will have to run away.
Ning Yi fell into a coma in a daze, and the side effects of the drug occurred ten times after he fell into coma. But soon Ning Yi 'woke up' again, or he was sleepwalking. Xiao Lan curiously followed Ning Yi's footsteps, not knowing where Ning Yi was.
What will happen in the dream? Xiao Lan is thinking about whether she should take the opportunity to trick Ning Yi, her father, into borrowing more money from her.
Ning Yi, who was sleepwalking, had goose bumps on her body and felt a cold wind blowing inexplicably.
He opened the door, stepped out, closed the door, and walked slowly towards the stone bridge not far away.
Walking to the center of the stone bridge, Ning Yi held on to the bridge railing and stared at the quiet river in a daze.
It’s not about committing suicide! Xiao Lan is thinking about whether he should use brain waves to stimulate his father. Well, it doesn’t matter if he secretly peeks into his father’s dreams. If he discovers suicidal thoughts, he can stop them in time. It’s not a violation of the rules, this is to save his life.
People.
Xiao Lan flashed her big bright eyes and stuck out her tongue: "Dad, I am saving you."
Brain waves invaded, and Xiao Lan got into Ning Yi's dream. In the dream, Ning Yi was also staring at the river in a daze, watching the moonlight break into several pieces in the water waves and then gather together again.
"Help!" There seemed to be a cry for help in the dream. Xiaolan opened her eyes and looked at it. Could it be a classic hero saving a beauty? Ning Yi heard the cry for help and followed it. It turned out that someone riding an electric bicycle encountered the road in the middle of the night.
There was a pit, and I was thrown away by the car and fell into the river.
There were very few people passing by in the middle of the night, let alone rescuing people, and there were not even people collecting corpses. Ning Yi happened to be passing by, otherwise there would have been another unknown female corpse on the news.
Ning Yi couldn't swim, so he subconsciously took out a piece of shit-flavored bubble gum from his pocket and chewed it with an expressionless expression. Xiao Lan covered her mouth, so it turns out that dad likes to eat shit-flavored food in his dream. I thought he liked to eat snot-flavored food.
of.
Ning Yi blew a big bubble, and then the bubbles enveloped Ning Yi, flew to the river, and enveloped the struggling woman.
The soaked woman shivered with cold. She was so frightened when she found that she was wrapped in strange bubble gum that she couldn't think at all. She asked tremblingly: "Who are you...?"
The woman in dad's dream was quite beautiful, huh, what a pervert. Xiaolan stared at the woman, her completely wet hair stuck to her slightly pale face, her wet clothes tightly wrapped around her exquisite body, Xiaolan
Lan opened the electronic eyes and took a quick look at the woman's measurements. After the electronic data calculation was completed, Xiao Lan snorted, not very informative.
When Ning Yi heard the question, he turned to stare at the frozen woman with a pale face for a while and then turned away. He seemed to have no ability to think.
Tired of being in the bubble gum bubbles, the woman who gradually became less cold asked Ning Yi again: "I am a student of M City Music Academy, can you send me there?"
Ning Yi didn't react much and didn't even turn his head. He just turned his head sideways. Xiao Lan frowned and thought, how could his father react so slowly in his dream? He couldn't have taken too many medicines and damaged his brain and turned into a fool! She
After thinking about it, she decided to exit the dream and return to reality to take a look at the situation, but what she saw was a scene that surprised her even more than Ning Yi turning into an idiot.
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