Super Lord of the Rings

Wang Jun crossed his legs and rushed into the nearest bathroom with awkward movements. He had diarrhea. ≧ Vertex Fiction,

He didn't eat any unhealthy food. He suspected that it was because of practicing the "Longevity Method", so he called up the system to ask.

"Is my current situation the reason for the training?"

The system answered the question. "The host has achieved a small success in the longevity method, and now the body has entered the stage of excreting toxins. There are no side effects, but it will be weak within three days, and the six basic qualities have dropped to about 70% of the usual level."

If I rub it, does that mean I have to have diarrhea and diarrhea?

There is a game tonight, and it will be back-to-back tomorrow. This is too bad a time.

The matter has come to this point, and Wang Jun has no way to recover.

He considered whether to miss two games, but there was no reason. Can the coaching staff agree to the absence of diarrhea? If you don't do it well, you will leave a bad impression.

With only about 70% of his physical fitness, he has returned to his college days. How could he withstand the impact of NBA players? If you let him guard the low post, he is dead. It is also difficult to prevent breakthroughs against outside lines.

Wang Jun went to the toilet five times, and he soon became weak. Theron was shocked when he found that the stool was black. He suspected that he had internal bleeding, and wanted to send him to the hospital.

Of course Wang Jun refused. "Don't worry, I know what's going on, but I didn't expect it to be so violent. The person who taught me this set of movements said that once I practiced to a small degree, my body will expel some toxins. I seem to have too many toxins in my body. "

Theron asked curiously: "It's really so amazing? Like you said, it can detoxify and nourish the skin?"

"Of course, otherwise why would I ask you to practice? However, now I suspect that it is not as simple as detoxification and beauty."

The United States also has health care medicines for detoxification and beauty. Wang Jun has never heard of such a row, and this set of movements is definitely not simple.

Theron had long suspected that Wang Jun had practiced Chinese Kung Fu. This is also a kind of kung fu, and he sighed: "I thought it was just ordinary fitness. No, I have to work harder."

Theron didn't practice carefully before, and felt that it was not very useful, at most it was similar to yoga.

Seeing Wang Jun's performance now, she became interested.

Women have no resistance to the term "detoxification and beauty", not to mention that she is 30 years old and must find a way to make her youth last longer.

She believed that it was not a matter of eating. They usually ate together, and Wang Jun did not have any food allergies. Had a takeaway deep dish pizza for lunch today. If it was an allergy, Chicagoans would be screwed.

Although he knew that there were no side effects and no danger, but in the team's home opener tonight, Wang Jun was going to be unlucky.

He called the head coach Skiles and reported his situation depressingly. The reason was to say that he had a bad stomach. Instead, the coach might think he was bullshitting.

Skiles was helpless when he knew he had diarrhea. "Is it serious? Can you still play at night?"

"I eat more, and I can play at night, but it's a little empty, and it's probably only about seven of the usual costs."

Skiles sweated: "You have a bad stomach. Eat more? Aren't you afraid of diarrhea on the court?"

I'll go, your brain hole is too big, right?

Wang Jun imagined for a moment, if a player had a "blowout" on the court. Definitely on international news. If this person is him, he can just find a place to commit suicide.

"I took medicine. The diarrhea has stopped." After detoxification, he did not have diarrhea anymore.

Skiles sighed: "Since you are not feeling well, I will reduce your playing time tonight."

"OK."

In the evening, Wang Jun drove to the arena, feeling weak all over, as if he had done some high-intensity training.

Theron couldn't help but wish him luck.

As soon as they met in the locker room, Skiles knew that Wang Jun was not lying, his face was almost white, and he was in a bad state. He really has no reason to pretend to be sick. The opening game is a good stage for players to show themselves.

Skiles had no choice but to arrange more blooming tactics last season, sharing the ball, while Wang Jun waited for opportunities on the side and bottom corners to reduce running.

Fortunately, today's opponent is not strong, but the Bobcats, and the coaching staff feels that they are expected to win.

Live broadcast, fans are waiting to see Wang Jun explode.

As a result, Wang Jun didn't run much in the first quarter, and he just attracted the defense in the bottom corner. Hinrich and Chandler were in the middle. Everyone played, and the shots were very average.

Wang Jun was followed by Gerald Wallace. Without any performance, he made a strike. In order to prevent the breakthrough, he also fouled twice and was replaced in 7 minutes. The Bulls trailed 20 to 28.

In the first six minutes of the second quarter, Wang Jun did not play, not taking a break like he did with the Nets and bringing a substitute.

Luol Deng played very actively, and the coaching staff also wanted to focus on training him, hoping that he could become the team's "Pippen". But Deng's shooting was still poor, and he hit the iron again and again.

Fortunately, Du Hong stood up, made two three-pointers, and showed rebounds and assists. Otherwise, the Bulls might be blown up in this quarter, trailing 40 to 59.

Wang Jun only made one two-pointer, with more energy than energy.

At this point, the best thing to do is use Vitality Coke, but he doesn't want to waste items on an opener. And the situation was special, he didn't know if the effect would be the same as before.

Because the incident happened suddenly, he didn't go to the hospital, so no media knew about Wang Jun's diarrhea. They only thought that his game was too bad.

In the third quarter, the Bulls only began to find the sense of offense.

Du Hong, Wang Jun, and Piakowski scored three-pointers in a row, and Hinrich and Luol Deng, who were in a downturn, went off to rest. In this quarter, Wang Jun scored 7 points by shooting, but was troubled by fouls and made four fouls soon.

At the end of the quarter, Wang Jun went to rest. The double guard composed of Duhon and Hinrich began to play. David Lee became the x factor of the team, making three mid-range shots in a row, and scored an empty cut dunk after the pick-and-roll.

He and Du Hong accidentally played a tacit understanding. They are both players who can shoot. David Lee is very accurate in mid-range shots, strong in offense and weak in defense.

But the Bobcats Gerald? Wallace, Okafor are not fuel-efficient lamps, scoring again and again.

No. 5 rookie Raymond Felton was extremely fast and also played well. He disrupted the Bulls' inside defense with ordinary and fast breaks.

The Bulls played a wave of 11 to 2 in the final quarter, but they fell behind too much in the first half. Even though the Bobcats only scored 17 points in a single quarter, they still failed to catch up, and finally lost the game 92 to 98.

It was a pity to lose at home. Wang Jun only played 26 minutes and scored 11 points and 2 rebounds. The statistics were bleak and he was almost sent off for five fouls.

With diarrhea and weak legs, it is difficult for him to keep up with the breakthrough from the outside, and he must use fouls to stop it.

Six Bulls scored in double figures, and no one scored more than 15 points. Wang Jun's performance did not look like a star.

After the game, Skiles did not let Wang Jun participate in the press conference and let him rest. There will be back-to-back games tomorrow, and it is an away game against the Nets, which is of great significance.

In the evening, Wang Jun flew away with the team.

More and more people said on the Internet that he "hugged his thighs". Many media reported on the game and said that Wang Jun played too poorly.

The happiest person is Nets owner Bruce. He feels that Wang Jun, like Martin, will be abolished if he leaves the system. Martin had nothing to impress in the Nuggets last season other than being a foul machine.

The "anti-kings" came up one after another, waiting to see Wang Jun's excitement. (To be continued.)

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