Super Mothership

When the two were disarmed and brought in front of Nie Yun, they were already submissive and pleasing to the eye.

"You guys are really good, I thought you would try it out." Nie Yun sat on the armchair in the captain's room, with Erlang's legs crossed, and his cheeks in one hand, looking at the two with a half-smile.

The two of them scolded inwardly, whoever changed it would have to be like us when they were pointed at by so many guns!

I saw that on the walls around the captain's room, dozens of AKs were facing the two of them, and even a dozen rocket launchers were sticking out from the ceiling.

The two promise that from today, we are all intensive phobia patients!

"This big... big brother, you're joking, how dare we, this time we just accidentally broke into your territory, not intentional to offend! Can you let us go for the sake of being human?" The old man said cautiously.

"Oh, how can you be sure that I... am a human?" Nie Yun lowered his head and raised the corners of his mouth. The two of them couldn't see his expression, but when they heard this, their scalps felt numb.

This... is this guy really not human? Could it be really aliens? !

"Out... Aliens?!" The third child exclaimed!

"Haha!" Nie Yun didn't answer directly, he just laughed, "Crack!" With a snap of his fingers, all the firearms in the room slowly disappeared into the wall.

"Gudong!" The two of them swallowed together as they watched this incredible scene.

Will the earthlings do this? This girl is definitely an alien!

"Tell me, why did you come to my island, remember, you only have one chance, if you dare to lie, my back garden just lacks a little fertilizer."

The two were completely in fear of the third type of contact at this time, and they dared to lie.

As for why people look exactly the same as people on Earth, with no horns on their heads and no tails on their backs, that's just a small problem!

At the moment, the two of them poured beans into a bamboo tube without any detail about how they were killed and how they drifted here. By the way, they also explained their origins in detail, and they didn't even peek at the widow next door when they were taking a bath.

After Nie Yun finished listening, he touched his chin and looked at these two people, thinking about how to deal with these two guys.

The two brothers looked at the thoughtful Nie Yun, nervously waiting for their fate, and at the same time, they thought that the other party really grabbed them to do the slicing, would they be submissive and be cut, or resisted a little and then be cut?

This is a problem……

"You...are you willing to work for me?" Nie Yun asked suddenly.

What? Work for aliens?

The two were stunned when they heard this, how could the script be written like this?

"Uh...you...what did you say?" the boss asked incredulously, as if he didn't hear clearly.

"Oh, I didn't want to! Forget it." Nie Yun got up and left.

"Wait, we are willing! Yes!" the two hurriedly said.

If you don't want to, you can't do it, haven't you seen the muzzles of the surrounding guns appearing again!

"Would you like to tell me earlier! But our company is very formal. We need interviews for recruitment. Have you all brought your resumes?"

"What? Company? Recruitment? This, no... no resume." The two of them were about to cry, so what kind of resume do they need to be mixed up like us!

"Didn't bring it? Humans are really frizzy now. Forget it, let's simplify the process. Are you an undergraduate?"

"Yes, I'm a graduate student!" The boss felt that he had gone to the wrong studio, should this costume be changed? Would you like another tie?

"Yo, it's still a top student, which school is it from?" Nie Yun was a little surprised now.

"Tsinghua!" The boss immediately puffed out his chest.

"Huh?" "Huh?" Two voices with surprise, one was Nie Yun and the other was the third child.

"Boss, you never said that you have this experience!" The third child was surprised.

"Cough cough! It's all old and old. At the time of graduation, the new-born calf was not afraid of tigers. He started a project and started a business, but he owed a lot of debt. Later, the more and more miserable it became, how could I be embarrassed to say that I was a graduate student of Tsinghua University. Yes!"

"Oh!" The two nodded in understanding.

"It turns out that he is still a scholar! Disrespectful! But I'm sorry, I don't want 985 here, only 211!"

"Uh..." The boss is a little confused, what's the matter with the recruitment conditions?

I don't know if it was an illusion, but the boss always felt that the "alien" seemed to have a bad tone.

"So I only have the position of temporary workers, are you interested?" Nie Yun looked at him with a light expression.

Xueba or something, the most annoying!

"Yes!" The boss nodded hastily. If you don't have to work as a temporary worker, you will definitely have to be a flower fat man. A fool is not interested!

"What about you?" Nie Yun looked at the third child.

"Me? I just went to middle school for two years. Since I was a child, my brain was not good. I dropped out of school before I finished reading. Others say that I only have a few stupid strengths, hehe!" The third child felt a little embarrassed and said.

"Hey, you can't belittle yourself, so whoever is who, didn't you still graduate from primary school and finally achieve a big career? I think you are a very good boy, I'm optimistic about you! From now on, you will be a full-time employee! "

Who is who? Who is it?

When the boss heard this, a mouthful of old blood spewed out of his heart, whether the difference should be so obvious.

He even regrets his bowels now, what kind of Tsinghua did he go to, he knew he should go to secondary school!

That's the typical choice is more important than effort!

"Cough cough! What you said is really good! I can't agree more! What is an education degree? Ah!

To tell you the truth! In fact, my diploma was also bought by family connections! I have been a repeater in my class since I was a child. I didn't even get a red flower in elementary school. I only passed the CET-4 test eight times. ashamed! "The boss said, making up for the lost sheep.

"Oh, so that's how it is! It doesn't matter, these are all small problems, the most important thing in life is to have talent! I think you have great potential!

In this way, I just thought about it. Regarding this 985, it can't be too discriminatory. I will make an exception and recruit you to do regular work. There are establishments! "

Xia Tian's face was kind and pleasant, and he was no longer cynical, and looked at his own people with an affectionate look.

"Yes, you are so right! Thank you! Thank you so much!" The boss was very grateful.

It's finally politically correct this time!

Sure enough, no matter where you go, standing in line is the most important thing!

Under the excitement, the boss's face flushed for a while, and then he rolled his eyes very simply... fainted!

"This...he was so excited?" Nie Yun was stunned for a while, then very moved.

"No, I think he's just fainted from hunger." The third child naively said.

"Uh……"