Good news, good news!
Konoha Hospital has developed a "cure for all diseases" medicine
, one bottle of treatment, one bottle of treatment, one bottle will be effective! Whether you have a cold and fever, or you are tired, as long as you drink a bottle, you will see immediate results, and you will immediately regain your life!
Next, let us take a look at the report brought to us by the reporter in front of us at the press conference of the medicine for all diseases:
In front of the camera, three snow-white hospital beds are proudly placed in front of the gate of the hospital. The bald dean walked through it with a spring breeze on his face, and Li Jiexuan honestly lay on the last hospital bed.
"May I ask Dean Yamada, I heard that you have developed a miracle medicine that can
cure all diseases, I wonder if this news is true?" In front of the news reporter, Dean Bald looked decent and said with a slight bow: "The news is true, today we are holding a press conference to cure
all diseases!" Hearing this, another reporter hurriedly asked: "Is this medicine for all diseases real?" It sounds a bit exaggerated
!". Although he was questioned, Dean Bald nodded with a smile unhurriedly: "As the so-called experiment brings true knowledge, we will show the villagers of Quankoye the effect of curing all diseases!" "
Please wait and see!"
As he spoke, Dean Bald turned to leave with a smile.
After a while, Dean Bald walked to Li Jiexuan's bedside and lowered his body as if he was pretending to check the patient's condition: "Brother Li, everything is going according to plan..."
"Fellow villagers, everyone is gathered here today to witness the efficacy of curing all diseases!" Dean
Bald smiled and took three bottles of potions of different colors from the hands of the cute nurse with apple face, namely pale green, green, and light red!
" These three vials of elixir are the ordinary version, the deluxe version, and the supreme version of the cure for all diseases. Dean Vulture smiled and waved his hand: "Next, let's take a look at the efficacy of these potions!"
The camera closely followed Dean Vulture and moved to the first hospital bed...
"This patient has a serious fever and a runny nose!" The
camera sensibly gave a close-up of the snot, and the bald dean nodded again and again, and the red envelope before was not given in vain: "Now, feed us the ordinary version of our cure for all diseases!"
Then, something magical happened. The patient immediately stepped out of the hospital bed, his head no longer hurt, his waist no longer sore, and his nose no longer flowed
! This is simply amazing!
"How much does this medicine cost?" The
patient was shocked and hurriedly asked
Dean Bald smiled slightly, shook his head and said, "It is my duty to treat diseases and save people, and it's too rusty to talk about money..."
"It's nothing, it's all I should do!" said
the bald director, walking towards the second hospital bed with his hands behind his back.
"The patient was overtired, causing muscle weakness all over his body and had been in bed for several days. If nothing else, it will take at least a month of conditioning!
" Dean Bald smiled and took out the green potion and poured it into his mouth: "But if you drink our deluxe version of the cure for all diseases..."
"Miracle!" "It's incredible
!" "I can continue to code words again!" The
excited patient dropped the dumbbell and grabbed the keyboard excitedly: "How much is this bottle of medicine? No matter how expensive it is, I will also pay you back the codeword
!" Hearing this, Dean Bald grinned profoundly: "Money is not important, what matters is the heart to cure diseases and save people!" "
Have we developed a cure for all diseases in order to make money!?"
Dean Bald Scoop stretched out three fingers in pain: "Just for the research and development of curing all diseases, we spent 30 million taels
!" "In addition, the cheapest bottle of curing all diseases costs 10,000 taels alone!"
At this moment, all the resentments of all the people of Konoha for years about the cost of Konoha medical care dissipated, and they were replaced by endless guilt.
"It turns out that doctors are so great!" "They don't do it for money, they just want to cure diseases and save people!" "
Dean Bald, we are wrong about you!".
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