Super Pickup King

Tang Qi divided the chicken into two portions, and he sent the chicken and his own dishes to Lao Ding and the others.

The remaining chicken head, chicken claws, chicken **** and potatoes were sent to Chen Wentao by Tang Qi's laxatives.

When Chen Wentao saw Tang Qi approaching, he immediately complained: "Why is it so late? My stomach is almost hungry."

When he was speaking, Tang Qi looked at his stomach, a little speechless. People with such a big stomach will be hungry, and the other people probably have their stomachs indented.

"Chief Chen, something delicious is coming." Tang Qi said to Chen Wentao with a smile.

As Tang Qi opened the heat preservation pot, there was a burst of fragrance in it. Chen Wentao took the heat preservation pot, only to see the chicken head, chicken feet and chicken **** inside. His expression was pale: "Damn, are you begging for dinner? Give me something to eat?"

Seeing Chen Wentao's anger, Tang Qi didn't panic at all, but smiled: "Chairman Chen, you have misunderstood, these are all good things. The tradition in our Dashan Village is that these parts can only be eaten by distinguished guests. Show respect for your guests. Don’t you like it?"

Tang Qi's words choked Chen Wentao back instantly.

Chen Wentao looked at Tang Qi suspiciously, but saw Tang Qi looking at him expectantly: "Chairman Chen, if you don't like it, I will take these to Uncle Ding and the others."

"Are they worthy?" Chen Wentao snorted coldly.

"I heard that people who eat chicken combs will have a bright future, and those who eat chicken feet will rise step by step. Chief Chen, you can try it." Tang Qi said seriously.

What the unsophisticated rural teenagers say is often more convincing.

"Okay, I'll eat." Chen Wentao had liked to hear other people's compliments. His face was full of smiles, and his originally ugly face became more and more hideous because of the smile.

Tang Qi endured the disgust and smiled at him, then shifted his gaze to another place.

And Chen Wentao began to eat the comb.

Tang Qi glanced at it, and a joking smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Just this ugly bi, dare to make a show in our Dashan Village. Uncle Luo is easy to talk, but I can't talk very much. I will let you know this ugly bi in a while. I'm great."

When Chen Wentao saw Tang Qi looking here, he thought that Tang Qi was caring about him, so he ate more vigorously.

"These things you cook taste really good." Chen Wentao praised.

"Chief Chen, you like it." Tang Qi said with a smile.

Chen Wentao raised his hand and opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something.

But suddenly, there was a tumbling in his stomach. He hurriedly clutched his stomach and ran out with an awkward expression: "Where is the toilet?"

"It's over there," Tang Qi said, pointing in the direction of the toilet.

The nearby cottage is a public toilet built by the village. It is very simple, separated by a small door in the middle. You can see your feet after squatting down, and the upper part is also hollowed out.

As soon as Chen Wentao entered the toilet, there was a crackling noise. After a while, he collapsed and was sweating.

Tang Qi was not far away, just as Mickey walked over with Xiao Hei and other bear children.

"Brother Tang Qi, what's the matter?" Xiao Hei asked.

"Come on, Xiaohei, Brother Tang Qi tells you something. Brother Tang Qi, please have candy after processing." Tang Qi took out a bag of candy.

"Good." Xiao Hei and the others said joyfully.

The economic conditions in Dashan Village are not good, and candy is a luxury item for Xiao Hei and other children. When they saw candy to eat, they all began to look forward to it.

"Have you seen the toilet? Pick up some stones from the outside and throw them in, and run away after throwing them, so that you don't be found." Tang Qi said.

"Okay." Xiao Hei and the others nodded.

Xiao Hei and the others immediately went to pick up the stones, and Tang Qi pulled Mickey away a little further.

"Will there be a problem with this?" Mickey asked worriedly.

"He has no evidence, and he is so ugly, and his attitude is still such a drag, I have long felt very upset." Tang Qi smiled and touched Mickey's head.

"I'm not a kid." Mickey slapped Tang Qi's hand away angrily. Tang Qi smiled.

Chen Wentao, who had just gone through a sharp pain, breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, a lot of rocks flew in from the outside and smashed into the pit. Chen Wentao was splashed with dung, and his whole body was stinking, and even his cheek was stained with a lot of dung. Chen Wentao has never encountered such a disgusting thing.

He hurriedly lifted his pants, then rushed out and cursed a few words. Xiao Hei, they turned around and ran. Chen Wentao wanted to catch up, but Yaojin came up again, and the pain in his stomach made Chen Wentao enter the toilet again.

"I didn't eat anything weird, why does my stomach hurt so much?" Chen Wentao pondered carefully. He suddenly thought of something and suddenly realized.

He had only eaten what Tang Qi brought him just now. After eating something like a comb, Chen Wentao felt that his stomach hurts.

"Damn, Tang Qi, how dare you **** pretend to be in front of Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu will never end with you..." Chen Wentao gritted his teeth and said.

When the hatred came up, Chen Wentao's stomach hurt even more.

He hurriedly concentrated his energy and started diarrhea. This feeling was stronger than before. Chen Wentao blushed and was about to collapse.

Tang Qi gave the candy to Xiao Hei and the others, and gave Xiao Hei and the others a thumbs up: "Awesome performance!"

"Chen Wentao will be fine, right?" Mickey asked worriedly.

"It's okay." Tang Qi said with a smile, "Since that guy is so arrogant, he should give him a bitter taste. In this case, he will be honest. And he doesn't have any evidence to prove that I did it, right? "

"You are so cunning." Mickey gave Tang Qi a blank look.

"This should be called wit." Tang Qi said solemnly.

Mickey was too lazy to pay attention to Tang Qi, and walked out the door. At the door, Lin Yaru came over: "Cousin, just now I saw the expert from the design school leave. He looks so ugly, and his body smells so bad, I dare not approach him."

"Are you talking about Chen Wentao? The other surveyors are still here, how could he leave them and leave?" Mickey was a little surprised.

"You don't know, I just gave him a cockscomb, and after a few good words, he believed it. I ate the cockscomb with laxatives. He should be looking for a place to treat his illness at the moment. But he left. Okay, I always feel like a ghost when I see him."

Tang Qi said with a smile.

Lin Yaru said angrily: "I think you shouldn't offend someone like you casually. I don't know how you will fix it someday."

"So you have to learn to please me in the future?" Tang Qi said to Lin Yaru with a smile.

"No way! Before you bow your heads with me, I will teach you some more lessons." Lin Yaru said.

Tang Qi gave a thumbs up: "This is the Lin Yaru I know, with a big nerve and a thick skin."

"What did you say?" Lin Yaru snorted coldly.

"I mean you dressed pretty today." Tang Qi said.

Hearing Tang Qi's praise, Lin Yaru was a little surprised, and a hint of sweetness also appeared in his heart.

"Don't think that if you praise me, I will let you go." Lin Yaru said bitterly.

However, Tang Qi walked in front of Mickey, his eyes full of admiration: "Tongtong, you are like a blooming rose, which makes people feel pleasing to the eye. Can I invite you to dinner together?"

Mickey, who was praised by Tang Qi, had a red glow on her face. But Mickey was easily shy, she turned and ran away without answering.

Lin Yaru was still thinking about showing off to Tang Qi. When she saw the scene in front of her, Lin Yaru was stunned.

She almost gritted her teeth and shouted at Tang Qi: "Tang Qi, you bastard."

"Ah? Lin Yaru, why are you still here? You are not making any bad attempts against me, are you? I tell you, I am not a casual person." Tang Qi looked at Lin Yaru warily.

Lin Yaru's powder fist smashed towards Tang Qi, and she felt that Tang Qi was the devil sent by heaven to punish her. She wants to teach the devil a hard lesson.

But Tang Qi easily grabbed her hand and carried her on his shoulders again.

Lin Yaru had no idea that she would be carried by Tang Qi. She began to struggle: "Hurry up and let me down, otherwise I would be rude to you."

With Lin Yaru's body constantly twisting, she and Tang Qi had a very close contact, Tang Qi only felt a burst of softness, and her mind was shaken.

But Tang Qi felt that he had to teach this girl a lesson, and he couldn't let this girl fly too far. He raised his hand and patted Lin Yaru's ass.

A crisp sound rang, causing Lin Yaru's movements to stop.

"Asshole Tang Qi, you let me go, I want to kill you." After silence, Lin Yaru was even more crazy.

Tang Qi's movements didn't stop in the slightest, and he lightly hit Lin Yaru's body again and again. The pain was not painful, but Tang Qi's hand fell on that place, but it made Lin Yaru feel the place numb, with a slight itchy sensation.

After being filmed by Tang Qi, Lin Yaru felt that her whole body was hot.

"Don't fight anymore," Lin Yaru said.

Her voice stunned Tang Qi, because Lin Yaru's tone was a little bit coquettish.

"Be honest in the future." Tang Qi said seriously and put Lin Yaru down.

He just wanted to exhort Lin Yaru to give full play to a man's power. But he didn't expect that when he just put Lin Yaru down, Lin Yaru had already pinched the soft flesh on his waist.

In an instant, Tang Qi changed from a little sheep to a big bad wolf, and Tang Qi knew that he had been calculated by Lin Yaru.

"You are too cunning." Tang Qi said angrily.

"You dared to bully me like that just now, then don't blame me for being rude." Lin Yaru said, his hand was a little harder.

Tang Qi began to resist, and Lin Yaru was soon crushed by Tang Qi.

No matter how violent she was, she was still very shy in the face of such a situation. Tang Qigang wanted to frighten her, she suddenly slammed her fist on Tang Qi's lower abdomen.

"Ah..." Tang Qi suddenly screamed.