Super Powered Teacher

Xia Yu came to Mu Yingshi to pull her up and asked, "He is still harassing you? It seems that I need to communicate with his wife and children."

Mu Yingshi shook his head and said: "Forget it, colleagues, there is no need to do so absolutely."

Lu Fei interjected: "Mr. Mu, you are too kind, so you are easily bullied."

Mu Yingshi lost her smile and said: "You ghost spirit, I want your smart mouth, naturally, I will not lose."

Lu Fei was praised by Mu Ying's poems, with a smug smile, and Xia Yu flicked a burst of chestnuts on his head, covering his head and shouting: "What are you doing, it hurts."

Xia Yudao: "It's stupid, Mr. Mu said that you are naughty, you can't hear it, and you're smug."

Mu Yingshi smiled and said, "Why, I really envy Xiao Fei, don't stir up our feelings."

Lu Fei hit the snake with a stick and immediately abandoned Xia Yu. He walked to Mu Yingshi and embraced her arm affectionately. He also made a big face to Xia Yu, making Xia Yu cry and laugh.

The three went to the staff cafeteria, knowing that Lu Fei did not eat it, and naturally asked her for a serving.

Lu Fei ate and ate, and when he saw Hong Qiao in the distance, he also ate, and he could not help but sneered and swear a pervert.

Xia Yu frowned: "What are you talking about? Scolding people at every turn."

Lu Fei said: "Mr. Hong was always perverted. He often used to be rude to female students in various names. I heard that he likes to collect pictures of girls' underwear!"

Xia Yu laughed and said, "Are you nothing but this trick?" He naturally thought of the previous framing of him.

"I'm serious, he often uses various opportunities to wipe oil, such as touching his hands. Although he has not reached the point of sexual harassment, it is also very annoying. What do you mean that this teacher is not a pervert?"

Mu Yingshi said: "Isn't it? I really can't see it." Mu Yingshi always dislikes Hong Qiao, so Lu Fei said she believed it as soon as she said.

Lu Fei said: "Teacher Xia, I told you that Teacher Hong's test was obviously aimed at you, and the scope of the question was all what you taught. I also emphasized several times that if the test is not good, you can't teach well."

Xia Yu didn't care: "It's normal to not teach well. What's to prove, I'm not a math teacher."

"Why are you so arrogant, you have been bullied to the head and don't fight back! It's useless." Lu Fei said disdainfully.

Xia Yu said with a smile: "When you grow up and become a super-beauty, then tell me this, I think there may be a chance of this beauty strategy, and now I don't come to this set."

Lu Fei was debunked and exasperated into angrily: "Who excites you, we have to deal with him, where can I use you!"

Xia Yu shook his head in a nasty tone: "Your way? The fart cushion or framed? Please find a little way to come out?"

Lu Fei's face was flushed with rage, and he bulged his cheeks with his shoulders crossed, "I don't know how many teachers are afraid of us now, dare you say we are useless !?"

"Am I afraid of you? Is Teacher Hong afraid? He hasn't returned to class yet."

Mu Yingshi listened to Xia Yu fighting with Lu Fei like a child, but couldn't help covering his mouth and chuckling. It is conceivable that he must be very interesting now, but unfortunately he can't see ... although Lu Fei fights with him Angry, but in fact the child can blush with you, in fact, it is much closer to those who politely shouted the teacher, which just shows that they are treated as you, so she admires Xia Yu, whether in high school or not Or, now facing some naughty children, he is equally capable and confident.

"You wait and see, I will let Teacher Hong get out sooner or later!" Lu Fei gritted his teeth.

Xia Yu suddenly pulled her small head over her neck with her arm and whispered, "Come on, with those methods, I will teach you a trick and absolutely prevent him from coming back to our class."

Lu Fei wondered: "Really?"

"One hundred percent, if you can't figure it out, you are asking me."

Lu Fei's face almost stuck to Xia Yu's face. Xia Yu was chatting in the same posture as an old friend, but it looked very strange in the eyes of other teachers, and many people cast different eyes.

"What are your conditions?" Lu Fei asked. She did not believe that Xia Yuken helped her in vain.

Xia Yu said with a smile: "It's simple to count your acquaintances. They need to adjust the teacher in the future. You are not allowed to make an idea. That's it."

Lu Fei froze for a moment: "If you don't help them, you will be over, including other teachers?"

Xia Yu said: "Did you fix me? Don't say that your stupid methods are useless to me, even if they are useful, I will call your mother on the phone, and I haven't done everything."

"..." Lu Fei bit his lip, although he didn't want to admit it, but it was indeed the truth, and finally nodded, "Okay, I promise you to see what you have to do!"

"Listen, first grab a big toad, should you know what it is? Then put two large pieces of coarse salt in its mouth, that is, sea salt, and find a way to find it by yourself, and then stuff your mouth with it. It fell out, for example, wrapped in rope or iron wire. After completing these preparations, you will find a way to ask Mr. Hong to come to the classroom at night, just say what kind of make-up class or something, anyway, you think, as long as he really comes, it is fun If the toad is stuffed with salt in its mouth, its sound will become like the cough of an old man, and it is very much like the cough of an old guy who is dying old. If you hang the toad on the classroom door In a hidden place outside the aisle, what effect would you say? Every time I hear an old man coughing, when he goes out to check, he finds no one ... hum hum ... "

Lu Fei felt horrified when he listened, and it took him a long time to speak, and looked at Xia Yu with a strange look: "Ms. Xia, compared with you, I am as good as a little sheep. You must be a teacher when you were a child. The most troublesome terrorist! "

Xia Yu let go of her with a smile on her face: "When you win the prize, please help me keep this secret, but even if you say it was my idea, I won't recognize it."

Lu Fei thought about what Xia Yu said just now, hey, he smiled and went like a gust of wind.

Xia Yu naturally didn't worry that she couldn't find the toad. There are so many naughty boys in the class, and any one can get it.

Mu Yingshi said: "What did you tell Xiao Fei?"

Xia Yu smiled and whispered: "Teached her an invincible method of the whole teacher."

Mu Yingshi surprised: "Aren't you lifting a stone and hitting your own foot?"

"How come, do I still get the plan I came up with?"

Mu Yingshi shook her head and smiled gently.

In the afternoon, there was a writing class taught by a Chinese teacher, so naturally Xia Yuding. He never did anything serious in this type of class, and today he arranged a game match.

All students are divided into several groups, and then perform idiom Solitaire. One group starts an idiom. You can specify the next group connection. For example, if you are talking about Fengshengshui, then the following group of idioms must have the word, and the homophony is also OK. . Xia Yu made the slides and connected it to the computer to facilitate direct inquiry in case of dispute.

The losing team does n’t need to punish any credits. They put a very ugly pig head directly on their heads. All the members of a group have been posted, and the whole army will be wiped out. The final prize of the championship team is very interesting. It can be late. Two absenteeisms for half a day without counting attendance, this is more tempting for students than money.

The competition is fierce. The most interesting thing is that there are many words that are made out of everything. Xia Yu made a lot of laughs from beginning to end. In the end, the trio of Lu Feileka Ouyang Tiantian won the championship.

Seeing Xia Yu's unbearable smile, Leka couldn't help saying: "Ms. Xia, are you a strong idiom?"

Xia Yudao: "Nonsense, when I was in elementary school, my classmates called it an idiom dictionary for humanoids. You speak badly."

The whole class was speechless for a while, it was necessary to blow it like this ... Ouyang Tiantian said: "I don't agree, our group will challenge you."

Xia Yu smiled and said, "Don't you dare to challenge me by yourself if you don't accept it?"

Ouyang Tiantian said: "We are so small, you are an adult, and in order to be fair, you naturally have to make some."

"Okay, let it be more thorough, let all of you come together. Just like the rules just now, as long as you can win, all the points you have deducted before this semester will be made up, and the end of the period that has not been deducted will be given. Full marks will never be deducted in the future. "

"Oh ~~~" Everyone cheered for a while, but this is a supreme prize.

"Fucked!" Everyone rubbed their hands, and their eyes glowed green.

Xia Yu didn't care: "Then let's start, and give you a preferential treatment. It was originally lost in ten seconds. Even if you lose, you are given twenty seconds. The old rules, the phone is all turned off, and you put your hand on the table."

Lu Fei was not upset at this time. She now stands at a different angle and has a completely different attitude to seeing problems. She is now more concerned about what kind of person Xia Yu is and why she can attract herself so much to adore her admired mother. , So she is not contending, but observing.

She found that Xia Yu did something completely different from other teachers. As far as writing classes are concerned, he has never told any content in the writing textbook that the teacher is required to teach. Basically, he is playing games and telling stories. Things got over. At first, many people thought that he would n’t teach, so they messed up, but then everyone found out that the composition he wrote was suddenly clear in many places. What logical sequence did not understand before, and what structure before and after all is logical. After using it, I can use a lot of novel vocabulary and sentences, it looks very fashionable, and it is no longer rigid.

At this time she heard Xia Yu said: "Let's let you some more, it is you who started to say, I continue."

Le Card preemptively said: "Efforts are made by all means" but he has done some hard work specifically for idioms, and many adults are not his opponents.

Xia Yu didn't want to think about it: "Ji Bu's astronomy shows the meaning of this idiom, Xia Yu smiled:" There are still twelve seconds. "

Leca gritted his teeth, promised, promised ... He looked left and right, and no one responded, and he lost the first move.

Ouyang Tiantian came first this time, and she came out with something that was already considered difficult. No one could answer it when she said it just now: "Six links and four channels."

Xia Yu smiled, "The fart rolls and pisses."

Lu Fei said: "Forget to return!"

The students applauded loudly.

Xia Yu answered, "If you don't know how the voice is going down," "Return to the original."

"Woo ..." Leka gritted her teeth. Ma happy said: "Is it true to reveal the truth?"

Xia Yu said directly: "Lu Cai Yang Yang."

"........."

Lost again.

Leka said angrily: "How can you say that you haven't heard this kind of listening, you have the ability to take it yourself."

Xia Yu looked at the music card with a hateful expression and casually said: "I am hungry, I am drowning, I am hungry, I don't want to do anything, I have all the same words, and there are homophonic squeezing my hands and feet to draw the tired , All together, blowing. "

Hearing Xia Yu saying this, everyone is desperate. This is a showdown between doctoral students and babies.

Only Leka was beaten to death, and continued to come many times, and the result was naturally without any suspense.

Le Card was defeated without showing a smile in three days. This battle was also cited as a classic battle in the elementary school.

Lu Fei discovered another thing, this guy Xia Yu did not have the concept of watching adults and children separately, especially in playing games or various competitions with them. If he participates, he will never release water, whether it is playing idiom solitaire. This kind of puzzle class is still the kind that is more than sports neurosports class. He goes all out and is proud after a big victory. Often people like Leka are half angry and desperate. Want to win back.

Although in the end everyone was humiliated, one thing you might not realize is that although you ca n’t win Xia Yu, but playing the same type of games or competitions with other classmates, the win is much bigger than before, and it ’s a different class. Those people thought that the people in their class had taken Dali Pills collectively.

The next morning, after finishing class work, Ke Ran had just returned to the class and heard a loud voice from the class came in and shouted: "There is news from Teacher Xia again, this time it is even more explosive."

After Xia Yu and Tang Zhuohui left, no one in the class concealed his nostalgia for Xia Yu, and they all paid special attention to all the news of Xia Yu. If there was any trouble, someone would report it. At that moment, when everyone shouted, all of them came close to hear him, and even Ke Ran's ears were raised.

Another girl said: "I know, is Teacher Xia fighting with the children? I heard that he played idiom solitaire, and he played dumb and speechless to 40 or so people in the office. The trick-or-treat king called Kaka was so angry that he almost passed out haha ​​... "

The first student said: "Although this is one, it's not a lot of explosiveness. After all, it's a group of little farts. Where is this kind of thing that may be the opponent of Teacher Xia. I'm talking about another thing. You already know Before, Mr. Xia took the lead alone, and he had many teachers ’lack of teaching many courses. He also knew that the math teacher Hong Qiao wanted to give him embarrassment, but he did n’t know. Teacher Xia went to the hospital! "

"What? Did you get to the hospital? So serious?"

"Don't you understand? In fact, Hong Qiao was asked by the girls in the class to make up classes in the classroom at night, and then it was said that there was a very terrifying spiritual incident. There was an old man coughing outside the door, and it seemed to remind him, but every time Hong Qiao rushed out and didn't see anyone. Later, he also got a security guard. The security guard said that no one ever went to the elementary school teaching building. The most frightening thing is that he didn't believe in evil spirits and stood outside the classroom door. As a result, the cough sounded like he was behind or beside him, but no matter how he turned around to check, there was no one beside him. He almost stunned on the spot. It is said that he was screaming and screaming at the time. As they ran away, they kept thinking about Nanwu Amitabha and the like, laughing to death ... "

Everyone didn't laugh, and some people were a little hairy. Some people asked, "What ... does this have anything to do with Teacher Xia?"

"I didn't say just now that Hong Qiao wanted to practise Teacher Xia. Where is Teacher Xia who is willing to lose money? Since you are shameless, I will give you a good look."

"In this way, can you prove that this is Mr. Xia?"

"Oh, you listened to me ... According to the information provided by the informant from my elementary school, this thing was basically done by the students. If you think about it, why should you ask Hong Qiao to go to the classroom to make up classes at night? It has been rumored that Hong Qiao is an old pervert, and he likes to eat tofu with little Lori. This kind of person, it ’s strange that Mr. Xia does n’t want to get rid of it. The truth is that the news from Mr. Xia ’s class says that this is actually They planned a whole-person activity, and the cough sound was made by them artificially, and the planner was Teacher Xia. Although, although there is no evidence, these are also speculations by many Teacher Xia fans, but many people support this Point of view, you think, those little fart kids die to get a fart pad or something. Where can we come up with this superb whole-person method, besides, so perverted methods, who can do it except Teacher Xia According to our past experience, the bad things that Teacher Xia did are often dead and unproven. Even if the school suspects that he will not recognize him, no one can take him. Based on the above, we all agree It is absolutely out of summer teacher's handwriting! "

Everyone had n’t believed it yet, but when I heard that this method was abnormal, most people believed it, and some people nodded, "It makes sense, then only the teacher Xia can figure out the abnormal method. Now ... "

"What about Teacher Xia now?" Ke Ran asked. She is most concerned about the safety of Teacher Xia.

"What's the matter, of course it's safe and sound, even if he knows that he doesn't have any evidence, not to mention that this is everyone's guess, and there is no basis at all, plus Teacher Xia will pretend to be pitiful, no one can take him."

Everyone laughed when they heard it.

After the laugh, they were also somewhat melancholy. They were about to take the college entrance examination soon. After the exam, they would have to run their own things. There may be no way to pay attention to Teacher Xia like this.

If Teacher Xia can teach them how good this semester is, at least, you can still have more real memories. At that time, just remember that everyone is always creating problems for him, and there is no real thing that can be done for him, and He did too much for them ...